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A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Lightning Knight posted:

Agreed. We must stand against kitten supremacy. Puppy Lives Matter.

My girlfriend got a cat instead of a dog and I'm so sad. :negative:

M... mods?

Can we ban "these" people?

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Nobody says dog gifs. That's not a thing anyone ever says. People like dog gifs but it is cat gifs and they know it.

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud

Guy A. Person posted:

lol a 15% swing in 10 days (including a 10% swing in 3 days) after the week Trump's had? Among black voters?? For some reason this does not look accurate to me.

Rasmussen is so dedicated to their ideal of providing a comfortable place for Republican voters to think, 'no, everyone else is biased, we're going to win' that they've started unskewing their own polls

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/ABCLiz/status/786669460463681537

Apparently Hillary pronounces Gifs with a hard G.

That's it boys, prepare for a landslide.

Blessed be, I've never felt more excited to vote for her than in this moment.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."





Probably Donald Trump, Jr's membership fee.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gyges posted:

Chains. He had chains, but now he's free.

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/786015118786035712

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Quorum posted:

They don't all talk; from memory, it's just the big names like Washington and Lincoln and the current President always says a bit too.

I don't see why B-Rock won't have a speaking part in the future though -- don't forget that he was the first, uh, foreign born president. :fsmug:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


538 is down to 85.9% from 87.3%, time to arzy

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud

FuzzySlippers posted:

Since we've started talking about 2020 here's a possible shithead Tom Cotton, an ambitious young senator offers a revealing glimpse of a post-Trump Republican Party

Hits a lot of Trumpian notes without being a celebrity jackass and isn't going to be tarnished by this race.

Tom Cotton is legitimately probably the dumbest person in government. I wouldn't worry about him.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

He's also got the sense of a tangerine

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

sense of a tangerine

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

He's a tangerine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6bD3SpIvk

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

A Winner is Jew posted:

M... mods?

Can we ban "these" people?

The pro-kitten fascists will be defeated by the good working puppies of the dog proletariat. :colbert:

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Crow Jane posted:

This reminds me. Is Hillary bringing a pet to the White House? Will there be a Socks Jr for our nation's felines to look up to?

I don't see Trump as being capable of love, so I assume his pet would be Chris Christie in a gimp suit or something.

I'll never forgive her for abandoning Socks for that rear end in a top hat Buddy after their WH time was up

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Northjayhawk posted:

Is this real? It looks too perfect and too on the nose.

https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/status/786671343735541761

No its not real, unfortunately.

I mean, the words printed there are factually accurate. They just didn't come out of his mouth.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Generation Internet posted:

I went back and actually grabbed the specific wording:


It's at about 2:00:00 in this livestream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED67Z8RhKsg

I feel my arm involuntarily jerking up and I have to keep forcing it down a la Dr. Strangelove.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


When will Hillary Clinton release the contents her cat gif folder? This is just another case of Crooked Hillary thinking her power lets her keep secrets from the American people. #ClintonCats #CrookedHillary #2016 #InternationalFelionistConspiracy

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

BiohazrD posted:

No its not real, unfortunately.

I mean, the words printed there are factually accurate. They just didn't come out of his mouth.

correct. snopes link: http://www.snopes.com/1998-trump-people-quote/

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

No one is going to care sadly.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Lightning Knight posted:

Agreed. We must stand against kitten supremacy. Puppy Lives Matter.

While more households may have dogs as pets, there are more pet cats total in the United States.

Ergo, cats are the most popular pet, and Hillary is once again right.

quote:

It's estimated that 70-80 million dogs and 74-96 million cats are owned in the United States. Approximately 37-47% of all households in the United States have a dog, and 30-37% have a cat. (Source: APPA)
http://www.aspca.org/animal-homelessness/shelter-intake-and-surrender/pet-statistics

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Crow Jane posted:

This reminds me. Is Hillary bringing a pet to the White House? Will there be a Socks Jr for our nation's felines to look up to?

I don't see Trump as being capable of love, so I assume his pet would be Chris Christie in a gimp suit or something.

Hillary mentioned spending time with her dogs when she got sick so I assume she is a dog person not a cat person.

Trump's only pet is his hair alien.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

FuzzySlippers posted:

Since we've started talking about 2020 here's a possible shithead Tom Cotton, an ambitious young senator offers a revealing glimpse of a post-Trump Republican Party

Hits a lot of Trumpian notes without being a celebrity jackass and isn't going to be tarnished by this race.

I'm not sure what 2020 is going to look like, but one thing I'm confident about is that Cotton will get crushed even before the first primary. He's a less charismatic Scott Walker while being equally stupid and looking ever bit as awkward. The only reason he's made a name for himself is his letter to Iran after Obama signed the deal with them.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/786672905144893441
Guess who submitted answers and who didn't!

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

BarbarianElephant posted:

Hillary mentioned spending time with her dogs when she got sick so I assume she is a dog person not a cat person.

Trump's only pet is his hair alien.

He has several pet children too!

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I mean dogs are better pets but watching cats get up to dumb poo poo on the internet is like, the best part about cats.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

D1E posted:

While more households may have dogs as pets, there are more pet cats total in the United States.

Ergo, cats are the most popular pet, and Hillary is once again right.

http://www.aspca.org/animal-homelessness/shelter-intake-and-surrender/pet-statistics

I am an involuntary cat owner. I have been subsumed into being a collaborator with cat fascism. :smith:

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
Edit Whoa where'd all those posts come from

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I bet Clinton decides which cat gifs go viral and which don't. That's totally the reason my cat gifs haven't gotten me the fame and fortune I deserve! :freep:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/786672386309496832
https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/786673396000124928
https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/786674165134856193

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Night10194 posted:

I mean dogs are better pets but watching cats get up to dumb poo poo on the internet is like, the best part about cats.

Ok, I will begrudgingly admit that this is true.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

DICKS FOR DINNER posted:

Tom Cotton is legitimately probably the dumbest person in government. I wouldn't worry about him.

Hey hes had a lot of help from those nice men that always carry briefcases of money and give helpful suggestions on what laws to write.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

D1E posted:

While more households may have dogs as pets, there are more pet cats total in the United States.

Ergo, cats are the most popular pet, and Hillary is once again right.

http://www.aspca.org/animal-homelessness/shelter-intake-and-surrender/pet-statistics

People own 23 cats. No one owns 23 dogs.

Rampant Dwickery
Nov 12, 2011

Comfy and cozy.

Stereotype posted:

No one is going to care sadly.

They might, come electi--err, when it's time for him to testify

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Gyges posted:

People own 23 cats. No one owns 23 dogs.

You are sadly very wrong

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

greatn posted:

Well, I mean, apparently not since they couldn't even draw it right.

As mentioned earlier it was drawn exactly as intended, with a Z for Zionism.

BiohazrD posted:

They don't sell cookies, but they do sell popcorn right?

Yep. Trail's End popcorn is really good.

Xae posted:

You ain't getting a tin of that stale poo poo for $7, even in '89.

A small tin of caramel corn used to cost $5 or $7.50 when I was selling it in the 90s IIRC. You could buy the microwave bags in 3-5-15 pack boxes too.

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud

Feldegast42 posted:

Hey hes had a lot of help from those nice men that always carry briefcases of money and give helpful suggestions on what laws to write.

This is 100% why I'm not worried about him. Imagine his dumb rear end on a debate stage, trying to answer questions without having lobbyists hold his hand through what he should be saying. Good lord.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
Hitler had a dog, Lenin had a cat. Checkmate, caninailures.

FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

DICKS FOR DINNER posted:

Tom Cotton is legitimately probably the dumbest person in government. I wouldn't worry about him.

Isn't that an advantage in post Trump era? It'd be impossible for him not to be at least a little smarter than Trump.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

I'm really glad Clinton did this and if nothing else I am comfortable in my faith that she strongly believes in a better school system for America and will fight for that.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Dog Gifs?
http://i.imgur.com/28XcGex.gifv

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

iospace posted:

Dog Gifs?

Look at all this proof of my earlier statement that dogs are the best pet.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
They don't generally perform on command, but witnessing unexpected cat insanity live is a large benefit to cat ownership.

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Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

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