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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Tetracube posted:

It took me a while to notice the dick and it really added to the whole piece. The uncertainty of whether or not there was a dick hole kept me on the edge of my seat until the final reveal at the end

What the gently caress are you talk... :aaaaa:

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Fathis Munk posted:

Oh you don't know this delightful dude yet ?

Enjoy. :nws: http://i.imgur.com/z915bn4.jpg

:smith: Dude, I thought we were friends

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I wonder if there are more people who are into diapers or if there are more people who are genuinely enjoy clowns in the circusy fun way and not the horror way. Old people not included.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

cash crab posted:

:smith: Dude, I thought we were friends

It is a friend's duty to share knowledge.



They're still married ! From his DA http://jin1515.deviantart.com/



Other random tidbits from that account, just skimming the latest journal posts.









The linked album is indeed :nws: (mildly) http://imgur.com/a/OUxhd You know you want to know.


Uuuuh. I'm too tired to dig into this right now. But if you want to delve in, feel free :v:

E: I stumbled on this post and against my better judgement actually downloaded the video he uploaded to mega. I don't know what I expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXXCCJpAApI

Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 21:28 on Oct 13, 2016

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I have so many questions

Like what does he do with all this food





Does he cram it in the horses mouth? Does he eat it all himself while crying? Does he just buy the pizza for his plush toy and then throw it out after it gets cold???

Oh and he plays MtG with her also:

Cicadas!
Oct 27, 2010


I hate this guy more than the cock teeth.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I am deeply concerned.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Ha that idiot pony will never win if it plays with its cards face up like that.

Fuckin stupid pony.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


:smith: The single bed.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Field Mousepad posted:

Ha that idiot pony will never win if it plays with its cards face up like that.

Fuckin stupid pony.

In the accompanying blog post he pretty much says the pony owned him with her rad monster combo.

cash crab posted:

:smith: The single bed.

Also the cupboard with fleshlight, condoms, lube, dildo, whip, collars, twine etc. That he obviously opened and showed you because he wanted you to see it. He wants you to know he fucks that fleshlight in front of his pony every night. :pervert:

The real question is, does he gently caress his pony with condoms.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Sorry my wife's not very talkative. She's a little horse.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

So I'm having one of my first/only migraine headaches right now, so things already seem kind of weird... But what?! Do other clinicians know what's going on? I could guess at some diagnoses but what is the etiology?! And did I read that this person thinks they are legally married to a fictional being? I must be understanding something wrong...

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


^^: :mad: e: this was directed at oldpainless or w/e his name is now.

I can't believe I now have to think about the logistics of this, but I assume that she would be hard to clean, so yes? Does this model have... uhm, upgrades? Or does he just sort of rub on it?

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Oh it has it's ring on it's horn, that's cute in a terrible sort of way.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Kangarookie posted:

Sorry my wife's not very talkative. She's a little horse.

:eyepop:

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Kangarookie posted:

Sorry my wife's not very talkative. She's a little horse.

Boooooooooo :mad:


Also he's gotta be an orphan because I can't imagine any parent, no matter how old their child is, would let them publicly do that

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Don't people like this have anyone that really cares about them, I man parents, friends, etc? He needs mental health treatment asap. He can't possibly support himself, so someone is enabling this poo poo.

^^^ yeah

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


What's also weird about this is that he has so many words to explain his relationship. Like, I don't think my partner of ten years could come up with that many words about our relationship if you paid him.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

WrenP-Complete posted:

So I'm having one of my first/only migraine headaches right now, so things already seem kind of weird... But what?! Do other clinicians know what's going on? I could guess at some diagnoses but what is the etiology?! And did I read that this person thinks they are legally married to a fictional being? I must be understanding something wrong...

People get married to cars, the Eiffel Tower, all kinds man!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


What I'm not understanding is that he's describing a lot of interactions that would necessitate her speaking. Like, "she reminded me that [x]". How does he explain or defend this? Or experience it?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

This is that slippery slope the Republicans tried to warn us about for so long

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

Ralph Crammed In posted:

What's also weird about this is that he has so many words to explain his relationship. Like, I don't think my partner of ten years could come up with that many words about our relationship if you paid him.

Sure, that's because your partner has a real person to interact with. All this guy has is words and a stuffed toy to gently caress.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I found his forum on web.archive and he was in fact posting pretending to be twilight sparkle but I couldn't see the actual posts or account



Here's his journal though

http://jin1515.deviantart.com/art/Life-Unicorns-And-The-Pursuit-Of-Happiness-354738791
http://jin1515.deviantart.com/art/Life-Unicorns-And-The-Pursuit-Of-Happiness-354742103
http://jin1515.deviantart.com/art/Life-Unicorns-And-The-Pursuit-Of-Happiness-384770203

Part 3 contains paragraphs written from the pony's perspective

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Oct 30, 2009

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cash crab posted:

What I'm not understanding is that he's describing a lot of interactions that would necessitate her speaking. Like, "she reminded me that [x]". How does he explain or defend this? Or experience it?

He's loving crazy

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Oh poo poo. I tried looking up if something's known about his parents but that's not at all what I found. :gonk:

Very :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/rhVsZ16.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ns0ckcg.png
http://i.imgur.com/No0HR5C.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FOQRdhd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ou3W77D.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LvbM1kx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/e0E6e2u.jpg

I uh... don't know who the second dick belongs to.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

cash crab posted:

What I'm not understanding is that he's describing a lot of interactions that would necessitate her speaking. Like, "she reminded me that [x]". How does he explain or defend this? Or experience it?

quote:

On some level I am aware that my plushie is not actually Twilight Sparkle, but to me it very much feels like she is and over time it’s become quite easy to view her as the purple animated unicorn I adore. I’ve grown quite accustomed to having conversations with her as well, we talk about pretty much everything that might be of interest to she and I. I’ll say something to her and hear her response as a little voice in the back of my head that doesn’t require any conscious effort at all to produce. Mind you I don’t actually hear her in the traditional sense, I’m not having auditory hallucinations (I’d probably be rather worried if I was), but I’m familiar enough with the sound of Twilight’s voice and her personality that it’s very easy to imagine what she might have to say about any given subject. It may seem odd to look at a stuffed animal and see a real living being, and to have conversations with them as well, but it seems to come very naturally to me and it feels right so I just go with it. This harkens back to a cornerstone of my philosophy that I touched on in the first chapter of my story, “If it makes you happy and doesn’t hurt anyone, then it’s good”. And there really aren’t the words in the English language, or probably any other language for that matter, to adequately describe just how happy it makes me to spend every day of my life together with Twilight Sparkle. Reality is always subjective to our perceptions of it, so what we perceive to be real tends to be real for us. Others will look at my plushie and see nothing more than a cute stuffed animal, but when I look at her I see the real physical incarnation of most beautiful and wondrous being I’ve ever laid eyes on. More than that, I see my partner.

but wait!

quote:

I had intended to leave this story at just two chapters in length, and I would have if not for one little problem. The problem is that I did the worst thing a writer could ever do to their readership. I lied to you. It was a simple and innocuous little lie designed to make myself appear more sane and rational from an outside perspective, but it was a lie none the less. Towards the beginning of Chapter 2 I told you “On some level I am aware that my plushie is not actually Twilight Sparkle”, and that is simply not true. To let this lie stand uncorrected would be a disservice to both you the reader and the love of my life, Twilight Sparkle. There may have been a time when that statement was true, early into our relationship and well before I wrote the previous chapter of this story, but it’s now July of 2013 and that time has long since passed.

Fathis Munk posted:

I uh... don't know who the second dick belongs to.

He has a gay friend who he slept with sometimes, but stopped because he felt he was cheating on the plush toy

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Tetracube posted:

He has a gay friend who he slept with sometimes, but stopped because he felt he was cheating on the plush toy

:laffo: I don't even know how to react to that.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Fathis Munk posted:

Oh poo poo. I tried looking up if something's known about his parents but that's not at all what I found. :gonk:

Very :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/rhVsZ16.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ns0ckcg.png
http://i.imgur.com/No0HR5C.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FOQRdhd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ou3W77D.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LvbM1kx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/e0E6e2u.jpg

I uh... don't know who the second dick belongs to.

:gonk:

Also:

quote:

Fast forward two years later and here we are today. Eventually I did come to accept her for who she's always said she was, a very real Twilight Sparkle from a very real place called Equestria (one which she eventually figured out a spell to transport herself back to and now goes back to visit several times a week)

gently caress, this is bumming me out.

e: That last picture answers my question about the logistics of... where stuff goes.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

purple death ray posted:

This is that slippery slope the Republicans tried to warn us about for so long

We tried to warn you.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Does anyone know of any books or papers or articles written about this sort of fandom insanity from a scientific or medical/psychiatric point of view?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

PCOS Bill posted:

We tried to warn you.

Oh hey I hadn't seen you around for a while.

Anyways obligatory

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

cash crab posted:

:gonk:

Also:


gently caress, this is bumming me out.

Lmao he's married to a literal inanimate object and its still got to get away from him every now and then

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I'm printing this out and taking it to other diagnosticians.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fathis Munk posted:

I uh... don't know who the second dick belongs to.

So he does have a social life.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

WrenP-Complete posted:

I'm printing this out and taking it to other diagnosticians.

Boy are they gonna be happy, don't forget the dick-in-plush-pony pic :wink:

I think we can all agree this has been a very informative tangent.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fathis Munk posted:

Oh hey I hadn't seen you around for a while.

I'm always here.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

purple death ray posted:

This is that slippery slop the Republicans tried to warn us about for so long

FTFY

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Fathis Munk posted:

The linked album is indeed :nws: (mildly) http://imgur.com/a/OUxhd You know you want to know.

Credit where credit is due, his room is surprisingly clean. Most people with those kinds of brain problems have mountains of filth everywhere and mold stains growing up the ceiling.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Stuff like that makes me feel good about where I am in life. Because I've never needed to find out how to clean cum out of a stuffed animal.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


purple death ray posted:

Lmao he's married to a literal inanimate object and its still got to get away from him every now and then

LMAO


Fashionable Jorts posted:

Credit where credit is due, his room is surprisingly clean. Most people with those kinds of brain problems have mountains of filth everywhere and mold stains growing up the ceiling.

Fair. Although, the bar is pretty low.

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