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We've talked a great length about the possibility of having foals some day, and while we'd both like to eventually, neither of us feel like we'll be ready for the commitment until we get a lot of learning, traveling, and personal exploration taken care of first. Maybe 10 or 15 years down the road, once I've got a stable career to support us and we've moved out of our apartment into the Tiny House I'd to build us, we'll revisit the subject. There are a lot of challenges in the way, such as our inherent genetic incompatibility and Twi's current inability to find any teleportation spell capable of bringing another pony from her world to ours, but those are things we can work on finding workarounds for when we both feel like we're at a point in our lives where we could raise children. No matter how it works out though we both feel that if we can't have our own child, adopting a foal from Twi's world would be the best option.

Fathis Munk posted:

Can't stop, won't stop eyyyy

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We’ve always accepted the possibility that I could be mentally ill and that Twilight could be a figment of my imagination, but that doesn’t seem very likely to either of us.

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Nevertheless, while investigating the nature of Twilight’s existence we decided to pay a visit to the most renowned psychologist in the state and explained our story to him to get his take on the matter. He did find it a little odd but after five sessions together I was given a clean bill of mental health and his blessing to continue pursing our relationship together. His perspective was that we had a very healthy and loving relationship, and while there was no evidence to prove or disprove Twilight’s existence, he saw nothing harmful in our relationship and found me to be completely psychologically healthy in every other regard.

Fathis Munk posted:

Can't stop, won't stop eyyyy

Tetracube posted:

Oh poo poo did you find an active version of the forum

Fathis Munk posted:

Mining this thread that was up when the forum still was https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-married-a-purple-pony-or-jin-and-twilight-sitting-in-a-tree.8753/

They also claim he has Graves' disease and that's why he can't attend uni anymore or sth like that.

Tetracube posted:

I wonder how he explains MLP being a show on TV. A portal to the pony world? Are the ponies OK with being spied on for human amusement? Did the writers create the ponyverse using magic?

Cakefarts Carol posted:

imthe water stain on the drop ceiling tiles

chitoryu12 posted:

He mentioned something about no longer being a Brony because the show "stopped being accurate to the real Equestria".

Who What Now posted:

I'm actually a little curious what this means.

Tetracube posted:

but wait!



He has a gay friend who he slept with sometimes, but stopped because he felt he was cheating on the plush toy

Guy Goodbody posted:

In the show Twilight Sparkle isn't married

BrigadierSensible posted:

OK, so he thinks, (chooses to believe), that his plush doll is the REAL Twilight Sparke.

So what happens if he loses this doll, or it gets ruined by fluids or whatever. If he buys a new Twilight Sparkle doll, will that one become the REAL pony? What about every other mass produced plush doll, are they also teh REAL Twilight Sparkle?

I truly don't know if this is mental illness, or intentional self delusion.

Data Graham posted:

Ok mister subject matter expert

chitoryu12 posted:

He mentioned something about no longer being a Brony because the show "stopped being accurate to the real Equestria".

Data Graham posted:

Ok mister subject matter expert

Guy Goodbody posted:

I could be wrong. But I'd bet that in the show Twilight Sparkle isn't married to a human who wears diapers and never washes his pillow

Fathis Munk posted:

Really gotta got to bed but I'll leave you with these observations.



1. I think that's a second bed behind that door. So I guess his roommate is an actual living person.
2. Anime gently caress pillow in the top left.
3. Look at the pillow on his bed in the bottom right. LOOK. AT. IT. How long do you have to not wash your pillow?

Finally that other forum had other pictures of the double dick set I posted earlier and clearly, he and the pony were wearing diapers. BECAUSE WHY STOP AT PONY PLUSH loving? Might as well throw diapers into the mix to keep it interesting.

Panfilo posted:

So much going on in that photo.

Panfilo posted:

I'm just going to assume any container in that photo contains either urine or semen, with a mlp figurine like some canopic jar.

Hihohe posted:

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Not washing your face and eating too many shockalit bars?

BrigadierSensible posted:

OK, so he thinks, (chooses to believe), that his plush doll is the REAL Twilight Sparke.

So what happens if he loses this doll, or it gets ruined by fluids or whatever. If he buys a new Twilight Sparkle doll, will that one become the REAL pony? What about every other mass produced plush doll, are they also teh REAL Twilight Sparkle?

I truly don't know if this is mental illness, or intentional self delusion.

Hihohe posted:

ANUSTART posted:

That loving pillowcase

El Diablo Bob O posted:

I like the fan pointing at the doorway.

I bet the place smells awful.