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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

MrBling posted:

https://twitter.com/THETOMMYDREAMER/status/786245009766952960


That is actually just how Tommys head looks. A big square block of meat.

someone make this my avatar

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

When Slater/Rhyno eventually lose the titles, they have to have a skit showing the Repo men taking away the Slaters' pool and Tv etc. coz they couldn't keep up with repayments.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
^^^Bonus points if they can actually get Barry Darsow for just one night.

dromal phrenia posted:

someone make this my avatar

But keep the tongue guy.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
how the hell is rusev a 86...

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



sticklefifer posted:

^^^Bonus points if they can actually get Barry Darsow for just one night.

Eh, they already have Adam Pearce down in NXT. Put him in the Repo Man mask and outfit and no one will be able to tell the difference.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

AkumaHokoru posted:

how the hell is rusev a 86...

they've increased those numbers so much over the years, like half the roster is 85+ now

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Cardboard Box posted:

they've increased those numbers so much over the years, like half the roster is 85+ now

I think they meant "How is Rusev not 100?"

And if they didn't, shame on them.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Andre is an 80, Big Show is an 83, Hideo got a 78, R-Truth is a 71, and hell, even Mr. McMahon is 76.

If anything, it's more insane that Shinsuke Nakamura is also an 86.

Their ratings are harsh this year.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



It's almost as if the overall rating doesn't tell everything about the wrestler's in-game ability

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!
Well god drat there they go burying andrew the giant again !!

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

i was hoping to see rusev do the bank statement

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
https://twitter.com/johnnygargano/status/786238307164454912

:allears:

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

AMReese posted:

Andre is an 80, Big Show is an 83, Hideo got a 78, R-Truth is a 71, and hell, even Mr. McMahon is 76.

If anything, it's more insane that Shinsuke Nakamura is also an 86.

Their ratings are harsh this year.

What's Triple H?

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!

AMReese posted:

Andre is an 80, Big Show is an 83, Hideo got a 78, R-Truth is a 71, and hell, even Mr. McMahon is 76.

If anything, it's more insane that Shinsuke Nakamura is also an 86.

Their ratings are harsh this year.

The real crime is that the longest reigning universal champion is ALSO only an 86.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

I like the think that Gargano got a house with Candice across the street and gargano has to go back and forth like a bad sitcom between her and ciampa.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Muddy Burphy posted:

What's Triple H?

89, the same as Cesaro, Kevin Nash, AJ Styles, and my friend Kane.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
But only early Kane. Triple H also goes down to 86 in his modern persona compared to his Ruthless Aggression era persona.

Also, in response to that Gargano tweet:
https://twitter.com/KamKamaron/status/786269698887340032
Both Gargano and Ciampa liked it.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Heavy Metal posted:

The lore says Sgt. Slaughter has been writing both of their tweets since the brand split, but we'll never really know. The reality era is blurring all the lines, I can't keep track no more.

I'm picturing Sgt. Slaughter as the "don't look behind the curtain" Wizard of Oz of WWE's twitter accounts.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

Blooming Brilliant posted:

I'm picturing Sgt. Slaughter as the "don't look behind the curtain" Wizard of Oz of WWE's twitter accounts.

If you also picture him in his full get up, reading all the tweets in his shouting promo style it gets really fun

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
"These trolls are a bunch of MAGGOTS!"

https://twitter.com/MmmGorgeous/status/786233224829792256
https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/786624538780008448
#ImWithGorgeous

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





The most important question: what is Bret Hart?

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Venomous posted:

The most important question: what is Bret Hart?

Bitter.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Venomous posted:

The most important question: what is Bret Hart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE&t=25s

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

Venomous posted:

The most important question: what is Bret Hart?
His rating is 90

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

AMReese posted:

His rating is 90

The A- of Execution.

LIKEINEEDTHIS
Oct 3, 2012

by Smythe

The_Rob posted:

I like the think that Gargano got a house with Candice across the street and gargano has to go back and forth like a bad sitcom between her and ciampa.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Both Billy Gunn and Viktor are 68, one above Eva Marie.

The top ones are Lesnar and Austin at 95. The next highest at 93 are Cena, Rollins, Triple H '01, and Undertaker (both regular and '00).

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

What is Bill Goldberg

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Burt Buckle posted:

What is Bill Goldberg

old, not as good as sting

JOSEPH SAMOAN
Jun 13, 2010

Burt Buckle posted:

What is Bill Goldberg

Seeker of those who are Next

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Mar 8, 2010



AMReese posted:

Both Billy Gunn and Viktor are 68, one above Eva Marie.

This is extremely good

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Hoss Corncave posted:

I think they meant "How is Rusev not 100?"

And if they didn't, shame on them.

I would rate rusev 100 but he doesnt have all the belts...yet.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

Burt Buckle posted:

What is Bill Goldberg
He's rated at 92.

https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/786717805093584896

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

AkumaHokoru posted:

I would rate rusev 100 but he doesnt have all the belts...yet.

I'm ready for main-event Rusev.

Actually, Rusev is a rare midcard heel success for WWE, I think the only other relevant one they got is Miz. Bray is heatless right now, and other than that...

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Kevin Owens Great Dad

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003


Uh while neither man may be fit to wrestle right now I don't think Bret Hart is Prince Devitt.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



So, uh, apparently this is a thing.
https://twitter.com/MickieJames/status/786726714110017536

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lol what

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Be careful what you Asuka for is a solid pun.

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AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
As long as we're cross-posting from the NXT thread...

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/786707184595922945

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