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I think Abbott's just trolling. Abbott and Trump are both fuckwits, but they're completely different kinds of fuckwits.
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I'm impressed that Tony Abbott has no loving idea what conservatism is.
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Oct 14, 2016 02:12
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Nothing says "conserve" like throwing more money at what has to be the biggest expenditure on the planet!
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Oct 14, 2016 02:37
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How to fix a budget deficit? Cut taxes and boost defence spending! It's classic conservatism™. 
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Cartoon posted:How to fix a budget deficit? I'll have you know the british empire was built on low taxes and a generous defence budget
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Oct 14, 2016 02:56
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Is Conservatism even a coherent ideology that exists in this country?
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Oct 14, 2016 03:01
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Depends how you think about conservatism. It's like liberalism in that the word can mean almost whatever you want it to mean.
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If the fundies are so keen on taking the bible at it's word then why aren't they rabid about the following: Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material. Leviticus 19:19 No polycotton blend. Ye shall not round the corners of your heads. Leviticus 19:27 NO YOU SHALL NOT!!!!!!!11!!! All that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you. Leviticus 9:10 No prawns on your BBQ. Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother’s milk. Exodus 23:19 Not something that comes up every day but... When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 drat right you do! Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. 2 Kings 2:23-25 NIV A loving God. Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered. Matthew 21:18-22 NIV Jesus the Green candidate for bethsheba. Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves. Numbers 31:17-18 Got to get some sweet virgin poontang! Kill everyone else, obviously. He [Josiah] executed the priests of the pagan shrines on their own altars, and he burned human bones on the altars to desecrate them…. He did this in obedience to all the laws written in the scroll that Hilkiah the priest had found in the LORD’s Temple. Never before had there been a king like Josiah, who turned to the LORD with all his heart and soul and strength, obeying all the laws of Moses. And there has never been a king like him since. 2 Kings 23:20-25 NLT I'm only doing what the voices told me too! You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT Slaves are OK today right? Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. Ephesians 6:5 NLT What would Jesus do? If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die. Deuteronomy 21:18-21 And he will still have to wait to go on Centerlink. If a man has sex with an animal, he must be put to death, and the animal must be killed. Leviticus 20:15 NLT Even Chris Kenny thinks this is extreme. It's OK for women to roger the pets apparently. That's why we need a men's right movement. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD. Deuteronomy 23:1 NRSV Don't bust my balls! Even God won't want me! Whosoever … hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookback, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken … He shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries. Leviticus 21:17-23 KJV Yeah get hosed cripples. Anyone who has two shirts should share with the one who has none, and anyone who has food should do the same. Luke 3:11 NIV Come on man just give me your spare shirt. Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place. Ephesians 5:4 NIV I was only reading the bible out loud. Original source http://www.salon.com/2014/05/31/11_kinds_of_bible_verses_christians_love_to_ignore_partner/
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Cartoon posted:If the fundies are so keen on taking the bible at it's word then why aren't they rabid about the following: Don't forget - no tattoos: Lev 19:28.
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Oct 14, 2016 03:28
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Wow it's like i'm back in high school being an edgy atheist again.
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chyaroh posted:Don't forget - no tattoos: Lev 19:28. The one that started the derail
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Cartoon posted:Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. 2 Kings 2:23-25 NIV A loving God. this loving owns
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Oct 14, 2016 03:35
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and yet it's overwhelmingly not the Christians who are stoning women for being raped and killing gay people.
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Oct 14, 2016 04:13
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Yeah they prefer to make gay people do the killing themselves.
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Oct 14, 2016 04:31
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cohsae posted:Yeah they prefer to make gay people do the killing themselves.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:And for them to stay in countries where they are persecuted. Jesus knew there was a place for everyone in the world.
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Oct 14, 2016 04:56
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loving hell at this gleeson brandis thing.
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Oct 14, 2016 04:58
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Synthbuttrange posted:loving hell at this gleeson brandis thing. It's turned into a complete shitshow, but I bet Malcolm will try to ignore it and hope it goes away
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Oct 14, 2016 05:03
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You Am I posted:It's turned into a complete shitshow, but I bet Malcolm will try to ignore it and hope it goes away Has he literally done anything else, ever?
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Has he literally done anything else, ever? Mal knows how to back himself into a corner
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-14/george-brandis-grilled-at-senate-committee/7932954 Watch the train as it wrecks. Favorite moment so far? Ian McDonald telling Sam Dastyari to go back to China. Brandis appears to be attempting to rely on a very odd legal interpretation of what consult means in practice in this particular case. More blow torch for his feet your honour! His piggies are looking a bit chilly for my mind!
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Oct 14, 2016 05:20
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From the Guardian live blogquote:The consultation that occurred on November 30 was about “substance not form”, says Brandis. Because if you have to rely on a dictionary definition you must be right.
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Oct 14, 2016 05:26
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It's what the best youtube misogynists use  .
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Oct 14, 2016 05:29
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https://twitter.com/PaulineHansonOz/status/786745607444652036 Bloody Muslims stealing our frags.
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Oct 14, 2016 05:49
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It's true, Those bloody Muslims have it so good they can use their upload speeds to disassemble the models of a game and see through walls in CS:GO.
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Ixnay on the Omelet posted:and yet it's overwhelmingly not the Christians who are stoning women for being raped and killing gay people. In fact, the only Christian church in australia that is non-imported is in general consensus that a) the church is not involved with government and b) sexual orientation is not a barrier to activity in the church. Bloody sjw's in this thread who can't wait to poo poo on mummy and daddy for sending them to a lovely Catholic school, using the same argument one nation supporters use for anti-islam rants. Tl;dr there is no war but class war
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Oct 14, 2016 06:55
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asio posted:You seem p confident that we can wipe a religion out of our society. Can I introduce you to someone who might be able to help, pauline hanson lol It'll take more decades of course. Gotta wait for natural causes and all that. What a shameless loving piece of garbage poo poo Brandis is. https://www.theguardian.com/austral...l-politics-live MacDonald is an interrupting fat slug too. Let's use the oxford dictionary definition of consult instead of the legal definition while conducting official legal business regarding legal advice. Yeah I'm sure everyone bought that one Brandis 
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Oct 14, 2016 07:11
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If politicians are going to behave like private school children in the playground at recess they should be forced to wear equivalent uniforms while conducting official duties in Canberra. I'm talking grey shorts, knee high white socks, silly hats, all that stuff.
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Oct 14, 2016 07:20
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Ferremit posted:Spewing I didnt catch the scum who dumped this in my letterbox to give it back to them with an absolute mouthful of abuse to help it down their throat. someone needs to invent halal glitter for sending to people like that
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Oct 14, 2016 07:45
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Halal glitter would be a pretty good euphemism for white powder but I don't want asio rocking up on my doorstep for incitement either.
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G-Spot Run posted:Halal glitter would be a pretty good euphemism for white powder but I don't want asio rocking up on my doorstep for incitement either. ordinary glitter would probably work fine but just include a label saying it's halal and the person who opened it, their desk and the carpet are all property of allah/mohammed (may peace be upon him)
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Oct 14, 2016 08:01
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quote:http://www.canberratimes.com.au/comment/ct-editorial/its-time-to-decide-tram-or-no-tram-20161013-gs1vhh.html Shameful stuff.
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Oct 14, 2016 08:20
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Hahaha vote for the Liberals because the ALP have been in power for too long and we don't like the ALP politicians personally despite them having better policies.
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Oct 14, 2016 08:54
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Wait, that Hanson tweet was for reals?
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Oct 14, 2016 09:24
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gay picnic defence posted:Members of Victoria's Chinese community have been circulating thousands of flyers accusing the Safe Schools program of stealing their children's culture, in a Liberal-aligned campaign aimed at curtailing the anti-bullying program. The pillar of traditional Chinese values, the Christian religion Also lol the flyer still uses a picture of a white kid.
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Oct 14, 2016 09:28
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Zenithe posted:Wait, that Hanson tweet was for reals? yeah
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Oct 14, 2016 09:32
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quote:The government's top legal adviser says he will ignore a "radical" directive from Attorney-General George Brandis that prevents him giving advice directly to ministers and government departments, in the latest front in an escalating war between the country's two most senior lawyers. Brandis sounds like a loving buffoon
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:The pillar of traditional Chinese values, the Christian religion I don't understand this connection. Many, many cultures found homosexuality problematic until recently. Unless your statement is that Pax Americana has led to global homophobia, as America was a Christian state.
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The head of the ACCC said we don't have a banking system, we have an oligarchy. If only someone was in a position to do something about that.
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