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Solice Kirsk posted:"Coke" Yeah I would have guessed boxed wine edit: Judge joins in on walloping an unruly defendant http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/10/13/mcbain-judge-jackson-restrain/91987704/
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Why didn't they call the phone instead, destroy his "neat" lines...
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canyoneer posted:Yeah I would have guessed boxed wine
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Oct 14, 2016 04:37
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I want to imagine they were shocked about the box wine ruining the phone.
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I've seen this before but never noticed the girl on the left, holy poo poo that leg, and that 90-degree angle in her torso 
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Oct 14, 2016 11:46
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Ballet encourages young children to gently caress up their bodies in pursuit of looking like this:
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Oct 14, 2016 12:01
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http://i.imgur.com/E8iCM56.mp4
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Oct 14, 2016 12:27
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I thought for sure a seagull was gonna land on her face and catch the food. Still good though.
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Oct 14, 2016 13:18
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Solice Kirsk posted:I thought for sure a seagull was gonna land on her face and catch the food. Still good though. Oh good I'm not the only one
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Oct 14, 2016 13:29
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Crossposting:Male Tears posted:This just in, Ken Bone is actually a creepy rear end in a top hat: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/10/14/ken-bone-s-disturbing-reddit-history-shows-he-s-not-nearly-as-adorable-as-we-thought.html The schaden is the fact that this dude used his long-term reddit account so media vultures could comb his history for creepy poo poo. It would be like any of us becoming famous and going "Oh yeah my SA user name is '...'" and expecting nothing bad to come of it.
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Oct 14, 2016 13:49
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mind the walrus posted:Crossposting: I have a Reddit account that I used professionally, keeps me from posting in r/bronyvore
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Oct 14, 2016 13:53
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Hilarious. He just tied his newly-minted public persona to an account that comments on pregnant porn. Could this be the fastest rise & fall of our time?
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Oct 14, 2016 13:54
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Beautiful human submarines is a pretty inspired turn of phrase.
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Oct 14, 2016 13:59
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Didn't anyone else see that mustache and think not so much "exemplar of all that is good in the world" as "probs a weirdo"?
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Oct 14, 2016 14:02
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i wonder if he'll sell that on a shirt. I love the turnabout on this guy. The internet loved him because he was not like them - innocent and unassuming, a father type. Turns out he's exactly reddit.com personified. Nothing can be good and pure any more. Everyone's a total pervert and it's all public.
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Oct 14, 2016 14:03
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Who are these morons that thought this doughy soft man was in any way rad
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Oct 14, 2016 14:21
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Preg porn? poo poo son that's not even that bizarre, unlike those "women trying to push a car while stuck in mud" porn. He should just wear a t shirt saying "EVERYONE HAS KINKS. DEAL WITH IT"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ e: thanks awful app Fuzzy Mammal has a new favorite as of 14:57 on Oct 14, 2016 |
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Oct 14, 2016 14:54
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well why not posted:Everyone's a total pervert and it's all public.
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well why not posted:Everyone's a total pervert and it's all public. I don't think I like this gritty re-reboot of the Whose Line...
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well why not posted:i wonder if he'll sell that on a shirt. Yeah, anyone who has read the diary of Samuel Pepys already knew that.
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Ak Gara posted:Preg porn? poo poo son that's not even that bizarre, unlike those "women trying to push a car while stuck in mud" porn. He should just wear a t shirt saying "EVERYONE HAS KINKS. DEAL WITH IT" This really is the best possible outcome. I mean it is Reddit.
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As far as Ken Bone goes, most of his posts aren't bad. In fact, a lot of them are well-reasoned and good, including some un-reddit stances against victim-blaming and rape. I do love "Beautiful Human Submarines" though. Still, far from the worst person you can find on reddit. They really had to cherry-pick these.
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i feel like people are trying real hard to ignore the whole "trayvon martin shooting was justified" part
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Alaois posted:i feel like people are trying real hard to ignore the whole "trayvon martin shooting was justified" part Yeah, that was messed up and weird. But if wanting to look at buttholes is a crime then lock me up.
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Alaois posted:i feel like people are trying real hard to ignore the whole "trayvon martin shooting was justified" part Or the insurance fraud
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Alaois posted:i feel like people are trying real hard to ignore the whole "trayvon martin shooting was justified" part Because for better or worse (worse) George Zimmerman's actions were legal, just like slavery and wife-being used to be. go gators e: found it. what a horrific word choice for basically the same point
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Oct 14, 2016 17:42
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Beautiful Human Submarines really is the best thing I've heard of in months.
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Oct 14, 2016 18:01
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Yeah it sucks that this guy didn't have the correct opinions on everything and then further worsened his brand by sharing them online. Ken Bone is the everyman, warts and all. I'm glad he didn't create a new Reddit account for his AMA because it paints a picture of a modern human and not a hollow mask made for the new publicity.
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Oct 14, 2016 18:23
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Alaois posted:i feel like people are trying real hard to ignore the whole "trayvon martin shooting was justified" part legally justified he also called zimmerman a shitbird
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Oct 14, 2016 18:23
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Ken Bone is the Patron Saint of Reddit.
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Oct 14, 2016 18:28
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FCKGW posted:legally justified Big difference here. And who cares if he lied and said he had insurance. That's not really insurance fraud. Also he's a typical Reddit weirdo at best. Who cares. He's just a meme.
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Oct 14, 2016 18:30
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FogHelmut posted:He's just a meme. Where's Schoolhouse Rock when we need it.
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Oct 14, 2016 18:37
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I'm just a meme. Yes, I'm only a meme. And I'm sitting here near Donald and Hill. Well, it's a long, long journey To the front page of Reddit. It's a long, long wait While I'm sitting in this debate, But I know I'll be a star someday At least I hope and pray that I will, But today I am still just a meme.
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Oct 14, 2016 18:43
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I think the real question is whom the undecided Beautiful Human Submarine Skipper Ken Bone is going to vote for after having his question answered.
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And we'll make Ken Bone pay and if he votes Dem we'll say he hates Tray
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TotalLossBrain posted:I think the real question is whom the undecided Beautiful Human Submarine Skipper Ken Bone is going to vote for after having his question answered. 
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FogHelmut posted:Big difference here. I think it's really funny that there's people trying to start a shitstorm over this dude being creepy and weird, but it's like... if you think K-Bone is a weirdo you've been on the internet for all of two seconds. Dude's a little awkward but even his supposedly creepy porn comments are almost endearingly tame compared to what you can really dredge up out there.
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FCKGW posted:legally justified in the full quote, it seems to me that though he's saying "legally justified", he means "legally cleared", in that the stupid Florida law meant Zimmerman was acquitted of any wrongdoing. he's just not very good with words. Except for "beautiful human submarines", that's magical
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SovCit schadenfreude: http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/10/gretna_sovereign_citizen_sente.html After years of sovcit fuckery, he's sentenced to 20 years. quote:Melvin Lewis II, 53, was convicted on 30 counts of mail fraud in June after he sent threatening letters to co-workers and public officials demanding money for using his name without permission. U.S. District Judge Carl J. Barbier also ordered Lewis to pay restitution, the amount of which will be decided in a Dec. 1 hearing.
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