EVE Online 2017: We are the Alphas, the Omegas and the Gankers.

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Zephyrine: Jun 10, 2014; This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

gwrtheyrn posted:

That's still something like 30-40% milk. Black coffee on its own has like no calories

35% exactly in fact. You are some kind of math wizard :stare:

Like when I order coffee I say literally "35% milk" and have for over a decade because 30% is too little and 40% way too much.

Also Black coffee is undrinkable for me. I tried to get it to work but when I have coffee with milk I actually look forward to it but I had to force down black coffee.

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Rhymenoserous: May 23, 2008

Zephyrine posted:

35% exactly in fact. You are some kind of math wizard Like when I order coffee I say literally "35% milk" and have for over a decade because 30% is too little and 40% way too much.

Also Black coffee is undrinkable for me. I tried to get it to work but when I have coffee with milk I actually look forward to it but I had to force down black coffee.

Up the ante and go 35% sweetened condensed milk.

EDIT: then just throw a stick of butter in there and call it bulletproof coffee then market it to morons.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 22:36

Zephyrine: Jun 10, 2014; This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Rhymenoserous posted:

Up the ante and go 35% sweetened condensed milk.

EDIT: then just throw a stick of butter in there and call it bulletproof coffee then market it to morons.

I feel like that might use up all my points. And butter in coffee? Ew.

I do have this special coffee with Daim flavour. It's super good but costs me 150 points :ohdear:

Zephyrine fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Oct 14, 2016

# ? Oct 14, 2016 22:40

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

I have a trick with coffee, if you find you need to load it with milk or sugar then it might be that it's slightly too bitter for you. What you do is add a pinch of salt and it counterbalances the bitter - it's something the Italians have been doing since forever to mask over roasted coffee.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 22:51

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

i just drink a 2l of diet coke a day for my caffeine intake

# ? Oct 14, 2016 22:53

Zephyrine: Jun 10, 2014; This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

learnincurve posted:

I have a trick with coffee, if you find you need to load it with milk or sugar then it might be that it's slightly too bitter for you. What you do is add a pinch of salt and it counterbalances the bitter - it's something the Italians have been doing since forever to mask over roasted coffee.

Worth a try.

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

i just drink a 2l of diet coke a day for my caffeine intake

I used to drink a ton of cola zero because it had zero points but there's something with drinks and artificial sweetener that effects my throat (it's the same with sugar free juices like fun light). My throat turns hoarse from drinking them. In fact drinking cola zero before bed will cause me to wake up with a very sore throat. To the point where I can barely eat.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 22:57

Rhymenoserous: May 23, 2008

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

i just drink a 2l of diet coke a day for my caffeine intake

my boss just straight up eats caffeine pills like they are pez. His hearts going to jump out of his chest and strangle him before he gets to 40.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 23:01

gwrtheyrn: Oct 21, 2010; AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!

Rhymenoserous posted:

my boss just straight up eats caffeine pills like they are pez. His hearts going to jump out of his chest and strangle him before he gets to 40.

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Landsknecht: Oct 27, 2009; I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

Zephyrine posted:

Worth a try.

I used to drink a ton of cola zero because it had zero points but there's something with drinks and artificial sweetener that effects my throat (it's the same with sugar free juices like fun light). My throat turns hoarse from drinking them. In fact drinking cola zero before bed will cause me to wake up with a very sore throat. To the point where I can barely eat.

hi why are you always on some weirdo diet

also I've never heard penif happier than when he's killing nerds with doomsdays

# ? Oct 14, 2016 23:33

Jazzzzz: May 16, 2002

my boss has started extolling the virtues of drinking his coffee with coconut oil because it's like buttered coffee but healthier and the fat helps you absorb the caffeine faster and some other BS his fad-dieting gluten-free wife has suckered him into believing

if your coffee looks like it has a goddamned oil slick on it you hosed something up, son

Zephyrine posted:

Worth a try.

I used to drink a ton of cola zero because it had zero points but there's something with drinks and artificial sweetener that effects my throat (it's the same with sugar free juices like fun light). My throat turns hoarse from drinking them. In fact drinking cola zero before bed will cause me to wake up with a very sore throat. To the point where I can barely eat.

what in the sam loving hell are cola zero and fun light

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Alkabob: May 31, 2011; I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

So I wonder who is going to be the genius that decides to create an "EVE Stock Exchange" where players "invest" and depending on in game events they either watch their fortunes rise or fall. I mean a stock market is nothing like a casino :colbert:

# ? Oct 14, 2016 23:38

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Scooter_McCabe posted:

So I wonder who is going to be the genius that decides to create an "EVE Stock Exchange" where players "invest" and depending on in game events they either watch their fortunes rise or fall. I mean a stock market is nothing like a casino

# ? Oct 14, 2016 23:39

Endie: Feb 7, 2007; Jings

Zephyrine posted:

Worth a try.

I used to drink a ton of cola zero because it had zero points but there's something with drinks and artificial sweetener that effects my throat (it's the same with sugar free juices like fun light). My throat turns hoarse from drinking them. In fact drinking cola zero before bed will cause me to wake up with a very sore throat. To the point where I can barely eat.

That sounds - and I am not a doctor - like you are getting acid reflux during the night from consuming a mixture of caffeine and phosphoric acid and whatever else is in coke last thing before you sleep.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 23:40

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Scooter_McCabe posted:

So I wonder who is going to be the genius that decides to create an "EVE Stock Exchange" where players "invest" and depending on in game events they either watch their fortunes rise or fall. I mean a stock market is nothing like a casino

EVE stock exchange used to a thing and was cool and good until someone (of course) exit scammed with it. Worked well for a while anyway and used the worthless in-game corp shares.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 23:42

Ynglaur: Oct 9, 2013; The Malta Conference, anyone?

faculties posted:

, Hell hath no fury, etc.

Wicked Princess, eat your heart out.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 23:47

Alkabob: May 31, 2011; I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Ynglaur posted:

Wicked Princess, eat your heart out.

Just after the fridge gets over turned and the cupboards are stripped bare.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 23:49

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Oh hey look scooter made a fat girl joke while I'm loving arguing with some PL guy (who reads this thread) on reddit about how GSF culture is so much better than PL's. gently caress me.

# ? Oct 15, 2016 00:04

working mom: Jul 8, 2015

Daco Vato posted:

Oh hey look scooter made a fat girl joke while I'm loving arguing with some PL guy (who reads this thread) on reddit about how GSF culture is so much better than PL's. gently caress me.

All eve players are terrible and broken

# ? Oct 15, 2016 00:06

facultas: Jan 2, 2004; No design, no conception.

Daco Vato posted:

Oh hey look scooter made a fat girl joke while I'm loving arguing with some PL guy (who reads this thread) on reddit about how GSF culture is so much better than PL's. gently caress me.

GSF doesn't, or at least didn't, tolerate the casual racism or homophobia that defines PL's casual interactions. GSF also managed to knock out some, but by no means all, of the misogyny. The cultural revolution did a lot.

So it is objectively better in that sense, but it's not and never will be a politically correct utopia. An easy comparison to make is that it's similar to the way that SA itself updated its mod policies over the years, but isn't a safespace sort of place either.

# ? Oct 15, 2016 00:12

DisgracelandUSA: Aug 11, 2011; Yeah, I gets down with the homies

working mom posted:

All eve players are terrible and broken

Shut your dirty whore mouth, Scooter is a national treasure of goondom.

# ? Oct 15, 2016 00:16

Alkabob: May 31, 2011; I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Being woman has nothing to do with overeating brought on by jealousy. Point of fact good sir calling her a "girl" when she is in fact a woman is the very sort of sexist speech we don't tolerate here in 2016.

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Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

Daco Vato posted:

EVE stock exchange used to a thing and was cool and good until someone (of course) exit scammed with it. Worked well for a while anyway and used the worthless in-game corp shares.

Why are they there, even? Can you give someone a majority to your corp and the game makes them automatically leader or something?

# ? Oct 15, 2016 00:38

Alkabob: May 31, 2011; I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Libluini posted:

Why are they there, even? Can you give someone a majority to your corp and the game makes them automatically leader or something?

Yup.

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working mom: Jul 8, 2015

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Shut your dirty whore mouth, Scooter is a national treasure of goondom.

No denying that, we are all broken people though

# ? Oct 15, 2016 00:54

Gwyneth Palpate: Jun 7, 2010; Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

corp shares are actually a really handy way to do bonds and poo poo

you issue stock to the people who pay in, then in-game you can pay out money to each shareholder and it pays them all nicely

then you can sell the stock to someone else if you want etc, it's pretty cool

also mega scam bait but w/e

# ? Oct 15, 2016 00:54

Discussion Quorum: Dec 5, 2002; Armchair Philistine

tickets to the gunt show posted:

Jackon was an otherwise entertaining president who murdered a lot of people and earned the appropriate moniker Sharp Knife.

But he never hosed goons.

He did, however, lead the inaugural GSF move op :sun:

Landsknecht posted:

also I've never heard penif happier than when he's killing nerds with doomsdays

CO2 losing another fleet?

Also butternut squash ravioli is amazing but I don't have a recipe handy. Sage and a touch of nutmeg really seal the deal.

Or just quarter an acorn squash, slather it in butter, roast it in the oven, and eat it right off the pan like a goddamn animal.

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Fix Lag: Sep 8, 2011; There's a sale at Penny's!

guys you all need to stop with the goons are fat jokes

some peoples' feelings are really getting hurt

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luminalflux: May 27, 2005

Fix Lag posted:

guys you all need to stop with the goons are fat jokes

some peoples' feelings are really getting hurt

Please work out

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give me a break you ball busting shitheads.

# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:11

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GODDAMNIT PINK TEXTED AGAIN :argh:

# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:11

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Yup.

So they work as intended, fancy that. That's so unlike the CCP I came to know and love. I imagined them loving this up somehow.

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Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

Daco Vato posted:

GODDAMNIT PINK TEXTED AGAIN

# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:13

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
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facultas posted:

GSF doesn't, or at least didn't, tolerate the casual racism or homophobia that defines PL's casual interactions. GSF also managed to knock out some, but by no means all, of the misogyny. The cultural revolution did a lot.

So it is objectively better in that sense, but it's not and never will be a politically correct utopia. An easy comparison to make is that it's similar to the way that SA itself updated its mod policies over the years, but isn't a safespace sort of place either.

i see you also misunderstand the revolution

# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:18

facultas: Jan 2, 2004; No design, no conception.

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

i see you also misunderstand the revolution

How so?

# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:20

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
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wasnt about not saying fag or spic or whatever slurs people wanted

# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:21

Alkabob: May 31, 2011; I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

wasnt about not saying fag or spic or whatever slurs people wanted

It was about puns and mods with no oversight :3:

# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:24

facultas: Jan 2, 2004; No design, no conception.

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

wasnt about not saying fag or spic or whatever slurs people wanted

What was it about?

# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:24

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
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actual racism, actual bigotry, stopping all the insanely gross test bullshit that had infested the place while we were still friends with them

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FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
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mostly it was no more "lol bitch get in the kitchen" so mittani could attempt to recruit more women spies

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