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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Corn goon there are documented YouTube videos about corn shits
If you eat corn and don't chew then yes you indeed poo poo only corn
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Oct 14, 2016 19:35
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- loquacius
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need some insight from the goon hivemind on this one:
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I wish my goon boyfriend would cheat on me so I would have a legitimate reason to break up with him. I am afraid of what will happen to me if I leave him. His anger is escalating, and becoming frightening.
My friend told me that there's the chance I will be stalked, but yet he is a lazy goon. Isn't stalking too much effort?
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My wife and I tell everyone that we met online. That's sort of true, but it's not the full story. We met on a forum and were friends, and when she needed a place to stay, I offered to let her stay with me. The night she arrived I picked her up, brought her home, got her drunk and raped her. At the time I didn't think it was rape. It certainly wasn't my plan to rape her, but I was drunk too, and I made a move on her, and she was pretty incapacitated by alcohol and drugs. So she just laid back and let me do it. The next morning she asked me if I wanted to be her boyfriend and I said I did. Then we hosed again.
We've been together for a decade and she loves me, but she never lets me forget that our first time was a date rape. We've never told anyone and never plan to. We are going to lie to our kid about it when he's old enough to want to know how we met. I have never had sex that was less than 100% consensual with anyone else and never intend to.
e: they're piling up a bit so here's a third
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I've put gay porn wwe fanfiction on my kindle to read on the go
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Oct 15, 2016 02:35
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- dookifex_maximus
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wow some people get away with rape and get a wife out of it? jeez i knew i was making a big mistake trying to be a good person
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Oct 15, 2016 02:37
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- Eikre
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Angrybrains goon: try to foster this loathing towards the person who is in greatest proximity to you, i.e., yourself. Then whenever a stranger draws your ire, you'll remember that you're twelve times more insufferable and get sidetracked by your urge to punch yourself in the dick. This is a perfect solution, I literally cannot see how this could go wrong for you.
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Oct 15, 2016 06:03
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- Dawncloack
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ECKS DEE!
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Hey, lady with the goon boyfriends, you dont need a "legit" reason to gtfo. Not feeling a relationship is good enough, not liking it anymore is good enough. Relationships that arent good for someone involved should just go.
More important though: being afraid is a fantastic reason to get out.
Prepare a scape plan, find lodging and have your friends to support you, then ghost, leave an explanatory note if that's your thing (make it 2 lines long max) and cut all comms.
No one who scares you has a claim to nothing. Sever.
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Oct 15, 2016 15:42
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- ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
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one time i was really close to snagging a virgin and we were in bed drunk and she said too me in a cooing voice "you know baby if we have sex now its technically rape" and laughed so i turned over and went to bed
i tore that pussy up circa 9 am
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Oct 15, 2016 15:56
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- Marmaduke!
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Why would it do that!?
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"Fortunately" that's not the case in the UK, plus it's basically not possible to rape someone if you can prove they have enjoyed sex at some other point in their life. This is what an English court decided the yesterday.
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Oct 15, 2016 17:10
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"Fortunately" that's not the case in the UK, plus it's basically not possible to rape someone if you can prove they have enjoyed sex at some other point in their life. This is what an English court decided the yesterday.
gently caress dude really?
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Oct 15, 2016 17:32
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- Captain Yossarian
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All new" Rings of Fire"
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Yeah no poo poo everyone knows that already
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Oct 15, 2016 18:39
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- Marmaduke!
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Why would it do that!?
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gently caress dude really?
Nah. It was actually a Welsh court.
When interviewed by the police the accused also said how he could have had any woman out that night. Presumably, whether they like it or not, but as noted- he's a rich footballer.
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Oct 15, 2016 18:57
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- loquacius
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I inherited a significant sum of money from my parents following a fatal accident. If the subject ever comes up I tell people that while I'm not glad they're dead, they were mentally ill and very unhappy and my upbringing was abusive.
This is a lie. I had a very comfortable and privileged childhood and my parents were good people. But the truth is the reason I don't exhibit any sadness or grief about my situation is that I don't really miss them and I am far happier now than I have ever been.
The money I received has allowed me to live completely independently and it is amazing. I don't need a job and have no obligations to anyone. I don't have to bow down to a boss, stick to a deadline or even particularly worry about what day of the week it is. I always found family events boring, but since I moved far away from my home town and cut off contact with extended family I have never had to feign interest in dull occasions.
I'm not lonely, I have some good friends and personal relationships (though those get ended when things become even slightly serious. I don't want to meet their family or attend events or move in together, and unless someone is cool with that, and they almost never are which is understandable, I just put a stop to it.)
I thought for a while there was something seriously wrong with me, like maybe I was a psychopath. But I got therapy (had to switch therapists though because the first one I told the truth to expressed disgust, which I found unprofessional even if it was a refreshingly honest response) and they don't think I'm at risk of turning into a deranged murderer. I realise I am massively selfish but I'm cool with that, I don't go around kicking puppies and I help out the people I care about when I can. I'm just much happier being alone 90% of the time and have very little gently caress to allocate to anything that lies outside my interests.
If I was given the option to change the past and save my parents lives I probably wouldn't because I love my life now.
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This might come across as a bit of a ramble. I'm very confused about who I really am.
From a young age I have been very obsessed with transformation and the idea of becoming something else. I think it all started with those old dnd comics, it had some witch who got split into a good half and bad half and when they mixed back together, I remember getting a bit of a tingly feeling. Then you had extreme ghostbusters with Janine who turned into a bug and loving totally spies with everything.
This then translated into me stumbling across some weird tf poo poo on the internet. It has built up and up and up since then. I frequent all such wierd DA pages and blogs. It freaks me out what people would think if they saw the stuff that I just consider normal now.
Anyway, when I started getting into people switching genders, I wonder if this has affected me somehow? Recently I have been unhappy with myself. I look in the mirror and I'm not a handsome guy but not unhandsome either. Sometimes I like myself but more recently I think I don't think I'll ever be happy with this face forever. I make female characters in games and this helps me a little but I doesn't solve the problem. I've had a few dreams where I was a woman and I don't I have ever woken up in such a disappointed state.
As an aside, I think I am probably a bit gay. But then who isn't? I like the idea of going on a date with a guy but then women just have much better bodies.
Just curious to see what people think. Have the years of weird porn screwed up my brain a little or has there always been this inclination and being exposed to people living this way just opened my eyes to who I am or could be?
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Oct 16, 2016 03:15
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- Meatgrinder
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Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est
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I inherited a significant sum of money from my parents following a fatal accident. If the subject ever comes up I tell people that while I'm not glad they're dead, they were mentally ill and very unhappy and my upbringing was abusive.
This is a lie. I had a very comfortable and privileged childhood and my parents were good people. But the truth is the reason I don't exhibit any sadness or grief about my situation is that I don't really miss them and I am far happier now than I have ever been.
The money I received has allowed me to live completely independently and it is amazing. I don't need a job and have no obligations to anyone. I don't have to bow down to a boss, stick to a deadline or even particularly worry about what day of the week it is. I always found family events boring, but since I moved far away from my home town and cut off contact with extended family I have never had to feign interest in dull occasions.
I'm not lonely, I have some good friends and personal relationships (though those get ended when things become even slightly serious. I don't want to meet their family or attend events or move in together, and unless someone is cool with that, and they almost never are which is understandable, I just put a stop to it.)
I thought for a while there was something seriously wrong with me, like maybe I was a psychopath. But I got therapy (had to switch therapists though because the first one I told the truth to expressed disgust, which I found unprofessional even if it was a refreshingly honest response) and they don't think I'm at risk of turning into a deranged murderer. I realise I am massively selfish but I'm cool with that, I don't go around kicking puppies and I help out the people I care about when I can. I'm just much happier being alone 90% of the time and have very little gently caress to allocate to anything that lies outside my interests.
If I was given the option to change the past and save my parents lives I probably wouldn't because I love my life now.
I'm prefacing this by saying I'm serious and I know, from my education and professional experience, what I'm talking about : chances are you have ASD. Your behaviour could also be consistent with emotional dysfunction due to sudden trauma, but considering you've had therapy and you come across level headed and happy (and for the reasons listed below), I'd have to go with autism. If you're curious about this yourself you can have yourself tested by a team of professionals to see what's what, but considering you're ok with your own life, I'd just go with the flow. On the other hand, you do seem to have some questions, you did send in a confession after all, so having a diagnosis and getting more information on why you feel how you feel and think the way you think might provide the answers you need.
The reasons I think you have ASD are that, in my work, adults who've never received any specific support for ASD as a child exhibit, to the point of it being almost a cliché, the desire to be 'alone on an island' in order to be truly happy. The way you describe your relationships also really fits the bill, and the way you are content because you have control over your life, that you can decide which social functions suit your needs and which do not, are also very much in favour of my hypothesis. I am, however, not a diagnostician and as a rule, I keep my suspicions to myself when and wherever I see the signs - because if you work in the field, you start seeing the signs pretty much everywhere - however, your description was really striking and I just wanted to say: there's very probably nothing wrong with you, it's just the way your brain works, enjoy your life.
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Oct 16, 2016 09:01
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- Dial-a-Dog
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Maybe he's just a jerk
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Oct 16, 2016 09:05
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- Cactus Ghost
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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I'm prefacing this by saying I'm serious and I know, from my education and professional experience, what I'm talking about : chances are you have ASD. Your behaviour could also be consistent with emotional dysfunction due to sudden trauma, but considering you've had therapy and you come across level headed and happy (and for the reasons listed below), I'd have to go with autism. If you're curious about this yourself you can have yourself tested by a team of professionals to see what's what, but considering you're ok with your own life, I'd just go with the flow. On the other hand, you do seem to have some questions, you did send in a confession after all, so having a diagnosis and getting more information on why you feel how you feel and think the way you think might provide the answers you need.
The reasons I think you have ASD are that, in my work, adults who've never received any specific support for ASD as a child exhibit, to the point of it being almost a cliché, the desire to be 'alone on an island' in order to be truly happy. The way you describe your relationships also really fits the bill, and the way you are content because you have control over your life, that you can decide which social functions suit your needs and which do not, are also very much in favour of my hypothesis. I am, however, not a diagnostician and as a rule, I keep my suspicions to myself when and wherever I see the signs - because if you work in the field, you start seeing the signs pretty much everywhere - however, your description was really striking and I just wanted to say: there's very probably nothing wrong with you, it's just the way your brain works, enjoy your life.
haha
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Oct 16, 2016 09:30
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- Marijuana Nihilist
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Oct 16, 2016 09:58
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- Zzulu
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how do you inherit so much money that you don't even need to work anymore
were they fuckin oil magnates or something
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Oct 16, 2016 10:00
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- Meatgrinder
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Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est
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I considered that, but I am more inclined to see what he described as an inability to do the right thing, which in ASD is coupled with a real concern to do so, rather than a sheer unwillingness to do the right thing while being perfectly capable of doing so. Adults with ASD (that I work with, ie, the more dysfunctional ones) are more often than not considered jerks because the behavior is pretty much the same even though the underlying mechanics are not.
Again, I'm not trained to diagnose anything and a few anonymous paragraphs is nothing to go on. This is just what I took away from it.
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Oct 16, 2016 11:05
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- 8 Ball
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My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.
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I'm prefacing this by saying I'm serious and I know, from my education and professional experience, what I'm talking about : chances are you have ASD. Your behaviour could also be consistent with emotional dysfunction due to sudden trauma, but considering you've had therapy and you come across level headed and happy (and for the reasons listed below), I'd have to go with autism. If you're curious about this yourself you can have yourself tested by a team of professionals to see what's what, but considering you're ok with your own life, I'd just go with the flow. On the other hand, you do seem to have some questions, you did send in a confession after all, so having a diagnosis and getting more information on why you feel how you feel and think the way you think might provide the answers you need.
The reasons I think you have ASD are that, in my work, adults who've never received any specific support for ASD as a child exhibit, to the point of it being almost a cliché, the desire to be 'alone on an island' in order to be truly happy. The way you describe your relationships also really fits the bill, and the way you are content because you have control over your life, that you can decide which social functions suit your needs and which do not, are also very much in favour of my hypothesis. I am, however, not a diagnostician and as a rule, I keep my suspicions to myself when and wherever I see the signs - because if you work in the field, you start seeing the signs pretty much everywhere - however, your description was really striking and I just wanted to say: there's very probably nothing wrong with you, it's just the way your brain works, enjoy your life.
a goon
with autism
now i've heard everything
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Oct 16, 2016 11:33
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- HiHo ChiRho
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Maybe he's Batman
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Oct 16, 2016 12:20
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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how do you inherit so much money that you don't even need to work anymore
were they fuckin oil magnates or something
create minecraft and sell it to microsoft
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Oct 16, 2016 18:15
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- loquacius
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With the election, my coworkers have been making GBS threads on "illegals" on an almost daily basis, and in general have always done things like ask me where they can go in town to get away from the Mexicans.
I have a white last name, I look white. My mom is Mexican and my grandmother is here illegally. She came here to visit, it became obvious she is not capable of living by herself, and now she's here and dying. We have no one still in Mexico to take care of her. She's not stealing any social security numbers or gaming the system, we're paying cash for her medical treatment. We don't know what we're going to do when she dies.
I just let the people I deal with every day degrade the people I love because I'm so worried I can't even think about it.
Man I'm glad I live in a blue state, the worst I have to deal with is everyone in my news feed making vaguely menacing posts every day just in case anyone they know was thinking of not voting Clinton
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So here's what I'm dealing with. For a long time now, I've been fantasizing about heroic people getting brutally murdered.
I'm not really sure where it came from, but one day all of a sudden I found the idea of a heroic person getting utterly destroyed completely fascinating. Usually it just takes up time in my head, but every so often the urge gets too great and I have to look this stuff up on YouTube.
I guess there's a healthy subculture of something called ryona online, and that's what I usually look up. For those who don't know, ryona is watching a woman get hosed up and killed. A lot of these videos are from the newer mortal kombat and horror games, and this usually does it for me, but honestly I'll watch anything with guys too. I'm not picky, I'll get on and watch a string of dead space death scenes as much as Cassie Cage getting murdered, but the ones with chicks in it linger more on the gore and pain, which is what I want.
I really liked the Arkham games aside from this, but I liked what the death scenes alluded to also. Sometimes I'll just daydream about Batman getting slowly, messily eaten by Killer Croc, or Penguin watching as his henchman slice his mask off with most of his face. Afterwards I imagine them keeping him alive but slicing his arms and feet off so he's just a show piece, screaming in agony as the villains laugh.
It's not a sex thing, I don't get hard from this. I also abhor violence in real life. I don't faint when I look at blood or anything, but real life torture and death sicken me and I honestly don't get the same high from it. The idea of torturing and murdering someone likewise disgusts me. I don't think I could ever hurt someone without feeling a huge amount of guilt, even if they deserved it.
I think the draw is because I like to see people who go into dangerous situations secure in their strength get exactly what's coming to them. Like, you roll in by yourself against like fifteen dudes bigger than you and expect to win? You're going to get worse than killed, and I like thinking about it.
I don't know what the gently caress, maybe in a past life I was a supervillain or some poo poo.
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Oct 17, 2016 01:43
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- let it mellow
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I don't know what the gently caress, maybe in a past life I was a supervillain or some poo poo.
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Oct 17, 2016 04:16
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- Drunken Baker
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VODKA STYLE DRINK
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I guess there's a healthy subculture of something called ryona online, and that's what I usually look up. For those who don't know, ryona is watching a woman get hosed up and killed. A lot of these videos are from the newer mortal kombat and horror games, and this usually does it for me, but honestly I'll watch anything with guys too. I'm not picky, I'll get on and watch a string of dead space death scenes as much as Cassie Cage getting murdered, but the ones with chicks in it linger more on the gore and pain, which is what I want.
Only I didn't know there was a word for it.
addendum: I just like the violence and gore. Not the whole "Good guys getting their comeuppance" thing. Sorry, dude.
Drunken Baker fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Oct 17, 2016
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Oct 17, 2016 09:27
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- Marmaduke!
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Why would it do that!?
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Snuff goon, please don't call that a "healthy" subculture. You may not be jerkin to it, but you can bet everyone else is.
I think they mean healthy as in "well developed", not as a measure of literal health. He seems to know it's messed up.
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Oct 17, 2016 09:56
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- CrazyLoon
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I personally find John Cleese and Graham Chapman more sexy in drag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtyO4tmpPdk&t=36s
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Oct 17, 2016 10:39
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- ElGroucho
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We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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quote:I think the draw is because I like to see people who go into dangerous situations secure in their strength get exactly what's coming to them. Like, you roll in by yourself against like fifteen dudes bigger than you and expect to win? You're going to get worse than killed, and I like thinking about it.
Maybe you are just bad at bideo games and this is all a way for you to justify your shittiness at being batman
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Oct 17, 2016 16:11
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- loquacius
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I definitely remember thinking it was bullshit when Batman could just breeze through an army of heavily-armed ninjas without ever taking a single hit, and liking it better when he could take a punch to the jaw once or twice and then win anyway because he's the goddamn Batman, but yeah this is something else again
All I could think while reading that was "I dunno how honest this guy is being with himself about it not being a fetish"
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Oct 17, 2016 16:16
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- KomodoWagon
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yeah, deriving sexual pleasure from something doesn't have to literally mean getting hard and jerking off to it
I don't consider my vast collection of MLP pornography "sexual." You see, I suffer from erectile dysfunction.
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Oct 17, 2016 20:31
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- loquacius
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The guy whose wife had POTS replied to a post
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I've only known one person with POTS and she just drinks gatorade or puts on compression socks to get over it. I'm assuming she has an extremely mild version of it right?
Not as mild as it could be. Even worse in the heat since she's used to Maryland and we moved to Florida. She stays hydrated, but some days it flat-out doesn't help. She went grocery shopping last night, was gone for an hour, and came back dripping sweat, clammy, and pale. She sat right down on the couch and cried for 15 minutes because she wishes she was normal.
...sometimes I do too...
It's only gotten worse through her 3 pregnancies and never really recovered after our daughter. Then to boot, she got SPD during that pregnancy as well. She was bedridden by doctor's orders and I had to miss a ton of work and we lived off our tax return until the baby was born. Then she got postpartum depression and is still on Zoloft for it almost 18 months later, along with a medication for the side effects of THAT, and BC and BP meds. 
I love her so much...I would take it all from her if I could. If I could just let her have normalcy...take her disorders upon myself, I would.
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I met a guy through online dating and it seemed to be going pretty well. He has a decent job (something IT related) and a very nice apartment in the middle of the city.
After a while of being involved we'd eschewed the normal date ideas for staying in at his place, watching a movie and ordering takeout food – in this case Indian food. We were chatting during the movie and were having a dumb flirty quarrel and he threw a piece of his naan bread at me in an 'Oh shut up!' kinda way, so I threw it back at him, in what felt like a playful, splashing water at each other fashion.
Then he throws a handful of cooked rice and I throw more bread back at him – we're both more than a little drunk and high at this point, until it devolves into a US movie food fight type affair. I tried to stop it, in a 'don't make such a mess' way, but it doesn't help, and we and the couches and seating area end up covered in food and drink. I'm a bit pissed off about the curry stains on my shirt, but it's not that bad. We end up having giggly stoned sex and I wash the bits of rice out of my hair in the shower afterwards.
The next morning I offer to stay to help him clean up or come back to help, since I need to go early, but he refuses saying he's got it sorted as well as giving me cash to get my shirt drycleaned and lending me a hoody to wear home.
The next time I'm back there everything is immaculate – he's either done a great job cleaning up or has hired some cleaners to clean the couch and walls etc. However, it's only a couple of weeks later he tries the same thing again – this time while we're eating spaghetti. I can get silly when tipsy, but I told him to stop, (I thought it was just a 'go have a shower' ploy) but then he confesses that he's got a major fetish for women having food dumped on them, or women dumping food on him. He said it's from seeing celebrities doing charity bath of beans type stunts when he was kid. Kinda weird, but I like to think of myself as GGG, so why not?
I've indulged him a couple more times since then – normally when we've been drunk or high. It doesn't seem to be a big sex play thing – we've not been screwing on a mound of pasta, but throwing a bowl of (cooled) soup down his shirt just makes him from zero to horny in a second. It's always very messy, but he pays for stuff to be cleaned up and to replace damaged clothes (and a pair of shoes) though I do feel like some kind of splatter-whore.
This stuff does nothing for me btw. If anything I'm a bit anxious about the cost of cleaning everything and the waste of food – but I grew up poor (certainly compared to him) and taught to be thrifty. I'm a little concerned that this fetish is just going to get more and more extreme – he's hinted at stuff like a bathtub full of beans.
I know i've got to think about whether this is a dealbreaker for me – he's a nice nerdy, goonish guy otherwise (though not actually a Goon I hope) and he's away working until the end of the month. He was saying how this is a really common thing (especially in IT circles!?), but isn't that what everyone with a fetish thinks?
I was at first confused by the phrase "US movie food fight type affair" but the rest of it kind of overshadowed that
And yeah uh I'm in tech and nobody talks about their fetishes at work or anything but I can't think of a good reason for this to be a common one
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Oct 18, 2016 12:35
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- tactlessbastard
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Godspeed, post
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Fun Shoe
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quote: I met a guy through online dating and it seemed to be going pretty well. He has a decent job (something IT related) and a very nice apartment in the middle of the city.
After a while of being involved we'd eschewed the normal date ideas for staying in at his place, watching a movie and ordering takeout food – in this case Indian food. We were chatting during the movie and were having a dumb flirty quarrel and he threw a piece of his naan bread at me in an 'Oh shut up!' kinda way, so I threw it back at him, in what felt like a playful, splashing water at each other fashion.
Then he throws a handful of cooked rice and I throw more bread back at him – we're both more than a little drunk and high at this point, until it devolves into a US movie food fight type affair. I tried to stop it, in a 'don't make such a mess' way, but it doesn't help, and we and the couches and seating area end up covered in food and drink. I'm a bit pissed off about the curry stains on my shirt, but it's not that bad. We end up having giggly stoned sex and I wash the bits of rice out of my hair in the shower afterwards.
The next morning I offer to stay to help him clean up or come back to help, since I need to go early, but he refuses saying he's got it sorted as well as giving me cash to get my shirt drycleaned and lending me a hoody to wear home.
The next time I'm back there everything is immaculate – he's either done a great job cleaning up or has hired some cleaners to clean the couch and walls etc. However, it's only a couple of weeks later he tries the same thing again – this time while we're eating spaghetti. I can get silly when tipsy, but I told him to stop, (I thought it was just a 'go have a shower' ploy) but then he confesses that he's got a major fetish for women having food dumped on them, or women dumping food on him. He said it's from seeing celebrities doing charity bath of beans type stunts when he was kid. Kinda weird, but I like to think of myself as GGG, so why not?
I've indulged him a couple more times since then – normally when we've been drunk or high. It doesn't seem to be a big sex play thing – we've not been screwing on a mound of pasta, but throwing a bowl of (cooled) soup down his shirt just makes him from zero to horny in a second. It's always very messy, but he pays for stuff to be cleaned up and to replace damaged clothes (and a pair of shoes) though I do feel like some kind of splatter-whore.
This stuff does nothing for me btw. If anything I'm a bit anxious about the cost of cleaning everything and the waste of food – but I grew up poor (certainly compared to him) and taught to be thrifty. I'm a little concerned that this fetish is just going to get more and more extreme – he's hinted at stuff like a bathtub full of beans.
I know i've got to think about whether this is a dealbreaker for me – he's a nice nerdy, goonish guy otherwise (though not actually a Goon I hope) and he's away working until the end of the month. He was saying how this is a really common thing (especially in IT circles!?), but isn't that what everyone with a fetish thinks?
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