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Why does being a fat man in red sweater who happens to appear on TV make someone famous anyway, I don't get it.
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doverhog posted:Why does being a fat man in red sweater who happens to appear on TV make someone famous anyway, I don't get it. because he reminds us of another fat man who dresses in red and breaks into people's houses while their kids are sleeping. don't ask me to explain cult heroes, the world is a strange place
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Oct 15, 2016 11:46
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At least the other fat guy leaves presents, what does this schmuck do for me? 
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Oct 15, 2016 11:59
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doverhog posted:Why does being a fat man in red sweater who happens to appear on TV make someone famous anyway, I don't get it.
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Oct 15, 2016 12:15
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Malachite_Dragon posted:At least the other fat guy leaves presents, what does this schmuck do for me? Lets you know that he liked that porno, that's hwat.
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Oct 15, 2016 13:49
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He's like a monkey trying to understand an iPad, funny and covered in poo poo
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Oct 15, 2016 15:28
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Re: Daniel Holtzclaw -- I get a sick satisfaction from his accusers allegedly singing happy birthday to him on his way out. His sentencing was on his 29th birthday.
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Oct 15, 2016 16:52
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Ak Gara posted:That reminds me of the Daniel Holtzclaw video, who was tried consecutively for 263 years. I couldn't tell from the video, but did he know at the time he was going to be sentenced consecutively or was decided later at sentencing? I can totally see him waking up that morning being all, "I'm getting a verdict on my birthday, this is a good sign for me."
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Oct 15, 2016 17:11
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Oct 15, 2016 17:19
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Wasabi the J posted:Re: Daniel Holtzclaw -- I get a sick satisfaction from his accusers allegedly singing happy birthday to him on his way out. There's no "allegedly" about it; it was a real thing, and a reporter from the Oklahoman got a bit of video. https://twitter.com/SchwabKyle/status/675143932301430788
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Oct 15, 2016 17:29
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Krispy Kareem posted:I couldn't tell from the video, but did he know at the time he was going to be sentenced consecutively or was decided later at sentencing? The judge i believe made the call; Daniel Holtzclaw thought he would be home with his family that evening, and is still a piece of poo poo Yond Cassius posted:There's no "allegedly" about it; it was a real thing, and a reporter from the Oklahoman got a bit of video. thank you i was looking everywhere for that video.
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Oct 15, 2016 18:44
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Make sure after the Globalist Moneylending Illuminati unleash their feral urban hordes upon your innocent wife and children that you wear proper ear protection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOog45llUU
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Oct 15, 2016 20:00
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what a loving baby
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Oct 15, 2016 20:25
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Wasabi the J posted:The judge i believe made the call; Daniel Holtzclaw thought he would be home with his family that evening, and is still a piece of poo poo Holy poo poo, he says the accusers are "taking advantage of a system that's too quick to convict a cop." Completely delusional.
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Oct 15, 2016 21:51
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wallaka posted:Holy poo poo, he says the accusers are "taking advantage of a system that's too quick to convict a cop." Completely delusional. It's a good way to get most of white America on your side. He's a cold, manipulative, rapist, not a delusional nutbag.
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Oct 15, 2016 21:54
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Not sure if this was posted but gambling loss schadenfreude is always good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZyfBNlIXJ4
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Oct 15, 2016 23:21
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People actually watch this poo poo? That was incredibly dumb and painful to watch even before he lost his money. Who gives a poo poo.
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Oct 15, 2016 23:22
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piss explosion posted:Not sure if this was posted but gambling loss schadenfreude is always good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZyfBNlIXJ4 "I'm only betting casino money guys. I'm not an idiot."
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Oct 15, 2016 23:23
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Solice Kirsk posted:"I'm only betting casino money guys. I'm not an idiot." He shouldn't have said "don't be bored, bitch!" when he saw her yawning. Poor lady, has to stand there all day while spergs scream and stare at her boobs.
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Oct 16, 2016 00:08
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Make sure after the Globalist Moneylending Illuminati unleash their feral urban hordes upon your innocent wife and children that you wear proper ear protection. Well now everybody knows who to go kill after Obama destroys freedom or whatever
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Oct 16, 2016 00:22
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Knormal posted:This isn't exactly schadenfreude, but it seems to go a level beyond the funny news article thread, and we don't have a thread for plain old idiots. It's a criminal getting his comeuppance, so I figure it kind of fits here. Loss of pants counts as double schadenfreude. 
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Oct 16, 2016 00:38
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Well now everybody knows who to go kill after Obama destroys freedom or whatever I'm the radiation dude gritting my teeth until apocalypse actually comes and I can off my rich whiny partner, gaining land and weapons in the process.
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Oct 16, 2016 01:05
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piss explosion posted:Not sure if this was posted but gambling loss schadenfreude is always good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZyfBNlIXJ4 I don't know that much about BlackJack. Did he just double his bet on a super mediocre hand and get surprised when he lost?
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Oct 16, 2016 01:59
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Double Punctuation posted:I don't know that much about BlackJack. Did he just double his bet on a super mediocre hand and get surprised when he lost? I didn't watch the whole thing cause of his annoying persona, but in blackjack you can do a "split" if you have two identical cards, where you turn your one hand into two hands to improve your odds. Its usually only worth it on like 10+ i think? i dunno the odds if he just straight up raised his bet on a lovely hand, hes dumb as hell. blackjack is simple & casino dealers play by strict rules so you can pretty much play to the odds and make sure you dont lose more than 0.5% of the time
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Oct 16, 2016 02:10
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BrianBoitano posted:I'm the radiation dude gritting my teeth until apocalypse actually comes and I can off my rich whiny partner, gaining land and weapons in the process. Hey man he felt real bad, just all tore up
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Oct 16, 2016 02:48
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Double Punctuation posted:I don't know that much about BlackJack. Did he just double his bet on a super mediocre hand and get surprised when he lost? He doubled on 11 when the dealer had a six up. This is actually a really good situation to be in. The most common card in the deck is worth ten, so you're ideally looking to turn your 11 into a perfect 21. And, since the dealer has a six up, you assume the dealer's other card is a ten, giving them 16. Dealers must hit on 16 and stay with 17 or above. So, 16 is kind of the sweet spot, since the dealer has to hit and will probably bust. The dealer even has to hit if they are already winning or tied. So even if you end up with a bad hand there is still a good chance the dealer will bust. So, his double down was completely correct, it just didn't work out. Gross Dude has a new favorite as of 04:29 on Oct 16, 2016 |
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Oct 16, 2016 04:27
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Gross Dude posted:He doubled on 11 when the dealer had a six up. This is actually a really good situation to be in. The most common card in the deck is worth ten, so you're ideally looking to turn your 11 into a perfect 21. And, since the dealer has a six up, you assume the dealer's other card is a ten, giving them 16. Dealers must hit on 16 and stay with 17 or above. So, 16 is kind of the sweet spot, since the dealer has to hit and will probably bust. The dealer even has to hit if they are already winning or tied. So even if you end up with a bad hand there is still a good chance the dealer will bust. So, his double down was completely correct, it just didn't work out. He did what anyone should do in that situation by doubling down. Except he acted like a complete douche all the way through it.
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Oct 16, 2016 05:24
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Humphreys posted:He did what anyone should do in that situation by doubling down. Except he acted like a complete douche all the way through it. p much heads up two poker players notorious for getting angry when they lose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CL6B1w9f4
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Oct 16, 2016 05:40
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Snapchat A Titty posted:p much Phil is terrible. A few of my friends love playing poker but I just cannot play with them as they all turn into Phil. I love blackjack though.
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Oct 16, 2016 05:49
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Not trying to start a derail or anything but isn't blackjack a straight up numbers game with everything riding on your maths and stats abilities? Aside from card counting (illegal) and bluffing etc (pointless against the dealer)? And if so why does anyone give a poo poo about regular casino blackjack?
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Oct 16, 2016 07:38
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Outrail posted:Not trying to start a derail or anything but isn't blackjack a straight up numbers game with everything riding on your maths and stats abilities? Aside from card counting (illegal) and bluffing etc (pointless against the dealer)? Don't even need to count cards, you just need to memorize the odds table and have a friend who also has; playing alone, the house has a slight advantage that is negated by having a friend play alongside.
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Oct 16, 2016 07:42
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Casino dealers and security personnel are trained to watch for all of the common strategies, though, and if you do it long enough someone will come and tell you to move along to a different game. Craps is another game that you can statistically break even on by following the right techniques, so by setting aside your money every time you win you can slowly eat into the casino's take. They'll either kick you out for this, or the house will have a few special rules specifically designed to eliminate the break-even strategies.
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Oct 16, 2016 07:59
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yea theres a rake still or a limit or something all the games have clear limits & methods that can be played, but the house puts an extra 0 or whatever to maintain the edge
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Oct 16, 2016 08:12
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That's the nice thing about poker. You don't play against the house, so the house doesn't have any edge. They just take a cut from each pot. I don't gamble, but if I ever were going to, I'd learn to play poker and go with that.
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Oct 16, 2016 08:51
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Hyperlynx posted:That's the nice thing about poker. You don't play against the house, so the house doesn't have any edge. They just take a cut from each pot. I don't gamble, but if I ever were going to, I'd learn to play poker and go with that. yeah theres no reason for the casinos to gently caress with the poker odds. there are so many games and they just rake a bit off every pot instead. im too imptatient to play poker for real money. i go all in on hand number like 12 cause i wanna do somethinge lse and wanna get it over with
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Oct 16, 2016 08:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9spVd1v5FYg
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Oct 16, 2016 09:47
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Goddamn gambling sounds stupid.
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Oct 16, 2016 11:19
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Sagebrush posted:Casino dealers and security personnel are trained to watch for all of the common strategies, though, and if you do it long enough someone will come and tell you to move along to a different game. They don't give much of a poo poo if you're spending money in other places, playing the little tables, or bringing friends who suck. When you're a new group of players who sit at a high limit table suddenly taking $25-50k each, not paying employees or buying stuff, then they get irritated. Single counters typically are smart enough to not make it too obvious, or spend somewhere else in the property. Outrail posted:Not trying to start a derail or anything but isn't blackjack a straight up numbers game with everything riding on your maths and stats abilities? Aside from card counting (illegal) and bluffing etc (pointless against the dealer)? Card Counting is not illegal, and repeat counters will consistently try to get staff to admit they're being kicked out for counting. Casinos just install multi-deck shufflers and put low-deck Blackjack tables in higher limit areas, effectively eliminating the problem. I was a security officer at a casino resort on the Strip. Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 12:59 on Oct 16, 2016 |
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Oct 16, 2016 12:56
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Make sure after the Globalist Moneylending Illuminati unleash their feral urban hordes upon your innocent wife and children that you wear proper ear protection. This is blocked in my country.  Can anyone give me a short tl;dw?
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Foxhound posted:This is blocked in my country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXCxtg3BEC0
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