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Nyagato
Apr 6, 2009

I love this one because the "awakened ones" aren't preparing in case it happens they're just tense so they aren't really in a better position than the "sheeple" .

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Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Those silly conspiracy theorists didn't get the great news!

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

SPOOKILY A BIRD posted:

Lucky for me, I have kindle unlimited!

Here's pages 538 - 543 of Donald Spoto's 2001 book "Marilyn Monroe: The Biography."







Good try. :)

Oh man. Bird mod best mod.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

mind the walrus posted:

This is the real idiocy and anyone rationalizing his porn choices are mistaking the trees for the forest.

Your'e going to have to explain why you feel internet harassment is appropriate

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




FAROOQ posted:

Your'e going to have to explain why you feel internet harassment is appropriate

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

RareAcumen posted:

So, just as a heads up, this isn't a video of some MRA or anti-feminist or something, it's just a guy who does occasional videos of him and his friends playing video games. The only thing happening here is that Mafia 3 has a black guy as the protagonist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY8ZvY8aTlc




Also, I started looking at these other threads and this De'Souza guy might be about half as dumb as Trump.









Sure am glad that gamers are so welcoming to all types of different people. :smugdon:

gently caress, I saw that video kinda soon after it went up, so I only saw the first part of the first one. I see it didn't improve any with time!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Those dang feminists and their doings :bahgawd:

unoplank
Aug 3, 2004
I lurk...
Watch out for your electronic devices on election day if you live in a Red state! :tinfoil:

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


"This just in! Obama such a bad president that the sun is going explode!"

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

unoplank posted:

Watch out for your electronic devices on election day if you live in a Red state! :tinfoil:



It shouldn't surprise me that HAARP is still the subject of so many conspiracy theories. :sigh:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

For a minute there I got it confused with the AARP. Those posts were hilarious for a short while.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

unoplank posted:

Watch out for your electronic devices on election day if you live in a Red state! :tinfoil:



It's impressive to link an insane conspiracy theory, then follow it up by saying that the insane conspiracy theory is actually just a cover for another insane conspiracy theory

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Wow, HAARP controls the loving sun now ? Man those guys are good.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Could they send some more CMEs this way when I have clear nights, it keeps being cloudy when we have good northern lights.

Thanks HAARP

THAARP

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Fathis Munk posted:

Wow, HAARP controls the loving sun now ? Man those guys are good.

What did you think the sales tax was going towards?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Dreddout posted:

What did you think the sales tax was going towards?

I was really hoping it was going to NASA, so they could accelerate faking the Mars landing.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Fathis Munk posted:

Wow, HAARP controls the loving sun now ? Man those guys are good.

Just wait until DARPA gets involved.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

I'm glad m'lady doesn't expose herself like those other sluts! You look hot in a bikini top by the way. :heysexy:

Kevin DuBrow has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Oct 16, 2016

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Ularg posted:

Just wait until DARPA gets involved.



Not sure about this recasting of Ivanova

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Kevin DuBrow posted:


I'm glad m'lady doesn't expose herself like those other sluts! You look hot in a bikini top by the way. :heysexy:



Honestly, not that I've read all the emails or anything, but the most shocking thing to come out of the Wikileaks Hillary emails is that she once ordered a hot dog without the bun for lunch, but with toppings and I'm trying to wrap my head around how that works.

NachtSieger
Apr 10, 2013


Eponine posted:

Honestly, not that I've read all the emails or anything, but the most shocking thing to come out of the Wikileaks Hillary emails is that she once ordered a hot dog without the bun for lunch, but with toppings and I'm trying to wrap my head around how that works.

She's trying to watch her carb intake.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

The thing I don't get is what in god's name is anybody supposed to do about World War III (besides watch it on pay TV).

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Buy war bonds, I guess

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Byzantine posted:

The thing I don't get is what in god's name is anybody supposed to do about World War III (besides watch it on pay TV).



And keep your AM radio stationed in to 640 or 1240 for further civil defense updates!

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

FAROOQ posted:

Your'e going to have to explain why you feel internet harassment is appropriate

Ironic coming from you

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Byzantine posted:

The thing I don't get is what in god's name is anybody supposed to do about World War III (besides watch it on pay TV).

Call your Congressman so that Congress doesn't promote policy that counters Russian expansionism. :shrug:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Byzantine posted:

The thing I don't get is what in god's name is anybody supposed to do about World War III (besides watch it on pay TV).

Vote for Putin's BFF, embrace Assad.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Cucummer

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

quote:

WOW! An HAIR RAISING OCCASION is soon to be upon us ALL as DONALD TRUMP and HILLARY CLINTON debate themselves to POSSIBLE soon-to-be VICTORY on 8 Nov. 2016! CNN has them AN-EVER-SO-THIN-HAIR-APART, if that! --- DONALD, you MUST stop axing CLINTON, the MEDIA, the WRETCHED REPUBLICAN PARTY HIERARCHY for it's DAMNABLE DEEDS against you...You've already axed all those evils...THAT'S ENOUGH! Now, SPEAK O-N-L-Y about YOUR MESSAGE to the folk. PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW of the DISGUST you have for the aforementioned POWER-CLIMBING CHERLS...so now TURN BACK to your FUNDAMENTAL Make-America-Great-Again MESSAGE to all the HUNGRY EARS! Tell the FOLKS all this in a CALM, MEASURED MEANS...and YES, get back on your TELL-A-PROMPTER (like it or not)! You're NOW FIGHTING for your POLITICAL LIFE, ACT PRESIDENTIAL with a COINCIDING TEMPERAMENT that many feel you're LACKING! You can do it, DONALD J. TRUMP and you will be OUR soon-to-be 45th PRESIDENT 2016!

It seems petty to say this, but I don't think this woman writes very well.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice


Blind Pineapple has a new favorite as of 07:12 on Oct 16, 2016

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

This guy is a constant fountain of amazement.




Ah yes. Waving a flag is the same as Nazi Germany. EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

bunky posted:

This guy is a constant fountain of amazement.




Ah yes. Waving a flag is the same as Nazi Germany. EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE
One is in colour, the other is in black and white.

What do I win?

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

bunky posted:

This guy is a constant fountain of amazement.


Let's see, Google search: "Wendy McElroy"

Wikipedia posted:

In explaining her position in regard to capitalism, McElroy says she has a "marked personal preference for capitalism as the most productive, fair and sensible economic system on the face of the earth,"

Oh, she's an anarcho-capitalist. Good! I'm glad she's extolling the virtues of not voting. Dear all anarcho-capitalists: please do as little as possible to further your political agenda.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Ah yes, a member of the "gently caress the poor and minorities, they'll just have to suck it up and deal because I'm not getting (enough of) what I want" voting block. Let me guess, he's a straight white cis dude?


To be fair, America's flag worship thing is really weird to me, now that I've spent more than a decade overseas.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Somfin posted:

Let me guess, he's a straight white cis dude?

He is, but so am I. He's a conspiracy loon. His gender, race and sexual orientation are irrelevant.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Somfin posted:

Ah yes, a member of the "gently caress the poor and minorities, they'll just have to suck it up and deal because I'm not getting (enough of) what I want" voting block. Let me guess, he's a straight white cis dude?


To be fair, America's flag worship thing is really weird to me, now that I've spent more than a decade overseas.

One of my friends brought his three year old daughter with him when he came to visit once. At some point she started reciting the Pledge of Allegiance as well as a three year old can. He said that she was really good at reciting it but had no idea what any of it meant.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Posted in the BPO Facebook groip, but I figured I'd share this fuckery with the IoSM thread as well.

Just as I posted there, editing out this dipshit's name instead of slamming him all across social media is probably one of the hardest things I've ever had to do...




gently caress Florida.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 16:31 on Oct 16, 2016

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

bunky posted:

He is, but so am I. He's a conspiracy loon. His gender, race and sexual orientation are irrelevant.

heads-up on some very basic logic stuff: "not all X are Y but an awful lot of Ys are Xs"
as in "not all straight white cis dudes are into that kind of bullshit but it sure seems like when somebody's into that kind of bullshit it often turns out they're a straight white cis dude"

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


InediblePenguin posted:

heads-up on some very basic logic stuff: "not all X are Y but an awful lot of Ys are Xs"
as in "not all straight white cis dudes are into that kind of bullshit but it sure seems like when somebody's into that kind of bullshit it often turns out they're a straight white cis dude"

Its the star trek-pedophile correlation all over again

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