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Thin Privilege posted:The target near me didn't have Passion tea so I looked online and they said the next nearest one had it. So I drove all the way over and they don't have it! Plus this target always smells weird and is dirty.
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I swear to every god ever my mom needs a padded room. I live with her because she can't kneel or lift anything over 20 pounds. Hence the catboxes are all my deal. But in the 20 minutes I have been home, she almost threw her computer monitor because "It's a piece of poo poo and it never works right," threw several items on her desk because Hotmail froze, and then stormed into the kitchen ....where she promptly shredded a box of sandwich bags because she couldn't get it open, then threw all the bags and the thankfully empty trashcan against the wall, before slamming everything into the can and throwing it outside, screaming that we just won't have an inside garbage can because it's a loving piece of poo poo. Oh right, and I am still sick with a sinus infection so her screaming and throwing everything is awesome for my headache. I just....don't loving get it. Not that I will ever tell her this, but this is the main reason, money aside, I will never ever have kids, because my role model for dealing with anger is to scream and throw poo poo.
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Oct 12, 2016 01:13
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My wine isn't cold enough for me straight from the fridge without me getting up and adding ice to it LIKE A GODDAMNED ANIMAL. Fml
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Oct 12, 2016 01:28
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I can't eat at most of the restaurants near where I both live and work because they serve too much seafood. It just contaminates everything and all the food makes me sick. Places that serve a ton of shellfish can put me in the hospital/kill me. What I'm saying is that food allergies suck.
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Oct 12, 2016 02:28
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A while ago my mouse died, so I went out and bought a new version of the same type. Annoyingly, the middle-mouse button doesn't work as easily as my old one. Not enough of a bother to return it, but annoying enough to be a First World Problem.
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Oct 12, 2016 19:06
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God drat, am I looking forward to November so the loving political ads will stop I live in northern VT, and the major TV stations here serve NY and NJ as well, so I get three states worth of political ads. 
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Oct 13, 2016 00:29
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I have replaced the hot end and the drive gear on my replacement 3d printer, and now I have to take it all apart again to figure out a: why it's loving up and b: the whole calibration bullshit again. Why can't I have nice things? 
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Oct 13, 2016 00:38
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Why are portable blu-ray players so expensive? Like, their price range ranges from "high enough that it can't be an impulse buy" to "I could get a lovely laptop for that".
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Oct 13, 2016 01:27
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Two weeks after pinkeye, motherfucking bronchitis.
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Oct 13, 2016 03:50
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My dentist is trying to commit insurance fraud, the psychiatrists I saw in the hospital told me to cease a med and lied to my face about withdrawal effects, my nephrologist is milking me for business, and the specialized psych center I went to is two months late on a report. And I'm waiting on all the bills I can't afford despite good insurance with the deductible paid off. US healthcare loving sucks.
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Oct 13, 2016 04:09
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Hey Cowslips, I don't want to be creepy, but between your avatar and stories about your mom you're kinda memorable. Anyway, after sorta following your posts for a year+ I think you need to not live with your mom anymore, and maybe stop working at that lovely pet shop.
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Oct 13, 2016 06:37
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My body decided to help me celebrate my 30th birthday by giving me eczema for the first time 
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Oct 13, 2016 08:15
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Pick up your dog's turds you poopheads! Having to dodge piles of poo poo every time I go for a walk or a run is no fun at all
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Oct 13, 2016 10:05
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Mikl posted:Pick up your dog's turds you poopheads! Someone around a certain spot where I walk all the time obviously thinks it's absolutely hilarious to let his big dumb dog drop massive dog bombs in the piles of leaves hanging around... Now I'm paranoid of all piles of leaves to walk through on the sides of the roads are liberally littered with clumps of dog poo poo of all shapes and sizes.
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Oct 13, 2016 18:39
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1) I bought a Surface and it's scheduled to be delivered tomorrow but I want it right goddamn now. Bloo Bloo Bloo. 2) I'm going to a show tomorrow but my GF and I are just sick enough to not want to do anything BUT not sick enough to really have an excuse.
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Oct 14, 2016 03:38
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Poldarn posted:Hey Cowslips, I don't want to be creepy, but between your avatar and stories about your mom you're kinda memorable. My avatar is tits awesome, that is why. I don't work at a pet store (anymore) unless you mean us fostering kittens? I think it's come about because I'm sick (and due for it, I guess, I never am sick but got nailed twice in one month, no more sick days, gently caress) and realized that no, just because I am sick, I DON'T get to take it easy because she never picks up the slack. I don't get a sick day from the animals. gently caress, I don't even get extra help cleaning the drat litter boxes (and when I set up an extra one, she demanded to know why. Because....we have a lot of fosters and not enough boxes? She said she didn't understand. And oh the things I could say.). Now, I know she can't lift poo poo and can't bend her knees safely (at this point she has had both her knees replaced and I don't see any loving change in what she can do now versus prior) but if I got just a little help while I am suffering through coughing solid bloody chunks of snot and trying to avoid pnuemonia, it would not be so bad. She's not quite an invalid, isn't old enough yet to retire (so she comes home from a job she hates and loves to bitch about) and most of her social life in on Facebook. Which would be great, but she could at least TRY to help more when I am under the weather, instead of barely doing the minimum. In short, I hope they legalize weed here soon, because I will be the first person at the gate buying a brick, and every time she has a meltdown I will slingshot pellets into her screaming maw. I seriously think my fuse is getting shorter because I am very sick this time, and her telling me to take it easy is like a slap in the face after you got kicked in the balls. Poop peeve: at a local park, people can ride their horses. People are expected to pick UP all animal waste, but I only see the dog walkers do that. Horses? poo poo everywhere. On the trails, in the parking lot, on the bridges. And the riders never stop to even kick it off the main paths. I don't care if it's just grass, horse droppings are huge and that poo poo needs to be picked up!
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Oct 14, 2016 07:25
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Inzombiac posted:2) I'm going to a show tomorrow but my GF and I are just sick enough to not want to do anything BUT not sick enough to really have an excuse. This is me but work tomorrow.
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Oct 14, 2016 09:17
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Cowslips Warren posted:In short, I hope they legalize weed here soon, because I will be the first person at the gate buying a brick, and every time she has a meltdown I will slingshot pellets into her screaming maw. I want to adopt you
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Oct 14, 2016 12:34
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Cowslips Warren posted:My avatar is tits awesome, that is why. Truth. quote:In short, I hope they legalize weed here soon, because I will be the first person at the gate buying a brick, and every time she has a meltdown I will slingshot pellets into her screaming maw. Whenever my roommates are fighting for too long I order them an extra large pizza that a few joints appear on somehow.
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Oct 14, 2016 19:43
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MisterBibs posted:A while ago my mouse died, Sorry for your loss. quote:so I went out and bought a new version of the same type. Oddly clinical phrasing for someone grieving a pet, but okay. quote:Annoyingly, the middle-mouse Wha-- quote:button Aaaaaah, got it.  My first world problem today is reading comprehension/context clues.
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Oct 14, 2016 19:58
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Chrome updated and now the window doesn't move with the pointer bar or whatever it's called so I have to keep scrolling with my thumb and it's very irritating and time consuming since I type really fast and this poo poo breakups up my rhythm.
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Oct 14, 2016 22:31
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YeahTubaMike posted:Sorry for your loss. irl laugh, ty
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Oct 15, 2016 00:02
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My wife just found out the real reason I wanted our son to be named Gunnar is because I wanted him to be the gunner in my Polaris corvette for Star Citizen. It is a fast escort ship with powerful weapons systems. If anyone wants to use my referal code you can get a free small t-shirt pm me. It is on sale now.
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Oct 15, 2016 00:23
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iMessages won't send anymore. I'm going out to dinner but I was starving earlier so I ate some food and an ice cream bar so I am no longer hungry. It is doubly sad because I've never been to this place before and have been wanting to go there for years.
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Oct 15, 2016 01:11
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YeahTubaMike posted:My first world problem today is reading comprehension/context clues. If it makes you feel better I interpreted it the same way. I'm almost done reading my current book so I downloaded a couple new ones and now I want to read them all at the same time.
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Oct 15, 2016 02:00
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My zojirushi coffee mug keeps my coffee too hot for too long 
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Oct 15, 2016 03:25
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Is no one else going to point out the most amazing part of Cowslips Warren's post, namely that her mom using loving Hotmail? In 2016.
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Noctone posted:Is no one else going to point out the most amazing part of Cowslips Warren's post, namely that her mom using loving Hotmail? In 2016. Trust me, I have shown her how and even set up gmail for her. Nope. Being sick and tired but unable to nap or sleep.
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Oct 15, 2016 05:38
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KingColliwog posted:My zojirushi coffee mug keeps my coffee too hot for too long Does it have an elephant on it?
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My internet is either out or unplugged, but it's too hard to get a ladder to go up to look on the shelf where it is to see what the blinky modem lights say. Oops I double posted. I woke up at 6:00 am so I am extremely drowsy and confused. E: the alarm in iOS 10 is now black and it's totally throwing me off, and it's really hard to see the green on/off thing. It's been white for 9 years. Why change something that isn't broken? Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 14:30 on Oct 15, 2016 |
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Oct 15, 2016 14:21
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Thin Privilege posted:Does it have an elephant on it? Yes why? It's that thing  If I put the coffee in at the right temp it'll stay there forever, but if I put it in too hot I have to leave it open or pour it in something else otherwise my coffee is still burning hot when I come back home after work. I liked it more with cold drinks during the summer. There was still actual ice in my iced coffee when I forgot the mug in my car for two days.
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Oct 15, 2016 14:49
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I suddenly felt drowsy earlier and had a nap, and now I'm not tired enough to go to sleep when I actually should be. Y'know, because my sleep schedule wasn't goony enough already.
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Oct 15, 2016 17:12
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KingColliwog posted:Yes why? The elephant is cute  My Starbucks mug does the same thing, but it doesn't have an elephant
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Oct 15, 2016 18:56
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Thin Privilege posted:The elephant is cute What a terrible mug. Buy the elephant (seriously do it. The locking thing is amazing if you ever feel like throwing a mug full of coffee in your bag. Also it has an elephant) 
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Oct 15, 2016 22:41
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If you get an Elephant get one that holds more than 12 oz. They don't retain heat as long as the larger ones.
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Oct 15, 2016 22:48
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I upgraded to iOS 10 and now none of my custom ringtones or notification sounds are working. It's so drat annoying.
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Oct 18, 2016 02:33
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i've got a week left off work but i'm sitting here posting on the internet instead of i dunno actually doing something guess in a way i've worked pretty hard to set myself up to the point where I don't HAVE to do anything, but still, times a wasting!
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Oct 18, 2016 02:37
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KingColliwog posted:What a terrible mug. Buy the elephant (seriously do it. The locking thing is amazing if you ever feel like throwing a mug full of coffee in your bag. Also it has an elephant) ooo I'm totally getting this for my husband for christmas  thank you!! also my FWP is that he got sick (probably from all the grody kids that run around at his work) and now I'm sick.
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Oct 18, 2016 04:06
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I bought a Surface but it's flashing on boot and driving me mad. The battery is probably just nearly empty but I don't want to wait 30 for it to charge. I want to play with it now!
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I have downtime at work and I'm torn between poo poo posts on something awful or finishing my casual reading. Co-workers are being friendly but I don't feel like chatting. Truly this be the abyss Stygian
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