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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

FARTED TURNIP

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:42

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 18:23

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

I can't stand musical monologues

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:43

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Corazon posted:

lol

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:43

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

drug machine

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:43

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

mrmcd posted:

Wait so to confirm this is today's summary:

* Trump started banking insane stuff about drug testing because he thinks debates are the Olympics?

* Wiki leaks releases SHOCKING EMAILS revealing Hillary k does how to run a campaign competently

* Trump shows up at some bizarre low rent Indian dance party at a Hilton in NJ or something??? 24 days before the election?

These past 18 months have ruined my tolerance I'm gonna need some stronger crazy than that even if it is a Saturday.

the only thing low rent at that party was Trump

but yes, all that

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:43

zakkro: May 29, 2015

Paper Mongoose

Aww

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:44

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

mormonpartyboat posted:

drug machine

well that's MY drug of choice

FURIOUS HATRACK

uhhh

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:44

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

scandalous stuff

Hillary Clinton is

a huge dork

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:44

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

"Evening Gang"

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:46

ohrwurm: Jun 25, 2003

"taco piss"

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:46

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:46

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

scandalous stuff

Hillary Clinton is

a huge dork

Didn't call it a cantina not a real nerd IMO :colbert:

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:46

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 25 days!)

Epic High Five posted:

scandalous stuff

Hillary Clinton is

a huge dork

I bet she's a fan of Jizz

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:46

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

muppet stink

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:46

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Epic High Five posted:

scandalous stuff

Hillary Clinton is

a huge dork

That's not even a hack right? That's state department stuff released voluntarily because ~~congress~~.

Is wikileaks just "releasing" public data now?

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:47

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

ed balls

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:47

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92eHG26cZM

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:47

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

scandalous stuff

Hillary Clinton is

a huge dork

holy loly im dyin

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:47

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I bet she's a fan of Jizz

Aren't we all though, that had it blasted into our ears from such a young age?

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:47

zakkro: May 29, 2015

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I bet she's a fan of Jizz

The genre most famously played by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes?!

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:47

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

GIF HELP

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:47

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

cant wait 4 the hillary email askin if theyll ever make a novelization of lord of the rings

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:48

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Cephalocidal posted:

Dealmaker, Student of Philosophy, Pragmatic Activator, other rando trait.
Human, additional traits feat, defiant luck feat, inexplicable luck feat. Headband of Vast Int+4, Djezet Skin, Four-Leaf Clover, Knowledge Pendant of Brigh (worshipped), Exotic Perfume, couple of Hivebrain Symbiotes for when it's important. 9th level, everything is pumped into Int and keyed to it when applicable. She's almost 100% gear-driven; other feats and junk are all crafting related.

Edit: By far my favorite gear synergy on her is her Saccadic Focusing Prism + a scroll of Hypercognition. Her linguistics and multiple knowledge skills are also rank capped, obvs.

Thanks

I know what Im doing next PF game

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:48

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

could not find the crowbar video i wanted to link so im not going to link crowbar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:49

ajkalan: Aug 17, 2011

NOTEPAD MASSACRE

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:49

zakkro: May 29, 2015

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

it wasn't a total waste
https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/783403829433806848

This was a good trip down memory lane :allears:

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:49

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 25 days!)

zakkro posted:

The genre most famously played by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes?!

I know this isn't going to be a "popular" opinion but Figrin D'an II and the New Modal Nodes were better.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:49

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

it wasn't a total waste
https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/783403829433806848

Hooooooooooly poo poo

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:49

ohgodwhat: Aug 6, 2005

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I bet she's a fan of Jizz

Wait. That whole Jizz band thing was real? Was that in an EU book or something?

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:50

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

ohgodwhat posted:

Wait. That whole Jizz band thing was real? Was that in an EU book or something?

It's canon

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:50

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

ajkalan posted:

NOTEPAD MASSACRE

he got it, he REALLY got it!

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:50

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

YAAY CUBS!

So has Trump dropped his pants on camera yet?

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:51

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Squizzle posted:

wow nice chiaroscuro

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:51

zakkro: May 29, 2015

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I know this isn't going to be a "popular" opinion but Figrin D'an II and the New Modal Nodes were better.

Gross

That ain't jizz. Hell, it ain't even jatz. :colbert:

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:51

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

You sound like a festerin' jizz-box. I got a festerin' jizz-box right over there in that corner.The assistant manager of the Wookiee's Codpiece

The jizz-box was a musical device. In 13 ABY, theprotocol droid C-3PO, who was stranded on theplanet of Nim Drovis, auditioned to perform at acantina called the Wookiee's Codpiece. C-3PO performed by playing back songs stored in hismemory core with his vocabulator. The assistant manager of the establishment told the droid that he sounded like a festering jizz-box and rejected him, saying the Codpiece already had a jizz-box to play.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:51

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I know this isn't going to be a "popular" opinion but Figrin D'an II and the New Modal Nodes were better.

Ummm the only good thing Figrin D'an did after the Modal Nodes was his Max Reebo collaboration album

# ? Oct 16, 2016 04:52

Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me