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David Sedaris wrote an essay about scaring away pissed off birds with a combination of album covers and printed out photos of 9/11 hijackers, so he's alright in my book. edit: Also the birds were attracted by the sound of a Kate Bush album so it's even better.
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The Lord of Hats posted:What actually happened in the election today that got the title changed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWqVSIxUBc0
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Pon de Bundy posted:its official trump has won Is it November 28 already?
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Who do you think hill takes to bed? Maybe i've just seen too much House of Cards but her whole life has been building to this one, extremely stressful year and a half, like she didnt even expect the primary to be a fight so she's gotta be getting a nut somehow am i rite folks? No disrespect to 
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I knew my posts itt were bad, but I didn't think they were Trump av bad. Apologies to all who have suffered at my hands.
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also let me know if nobody cares about popular old posts, i realize that it's not really a nite crew thing
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zakkro posted:He actually decides that Max died in Fury Road, and his dream bleeding-out is the first film. 
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:Face God and walk backwards into hell: A GOP Thread Retrospective [/quote] I am honestly having a hard time processing this, is the Republican party honestly walking towards being anti-vacination? This can not be a real thing that is happening can it? I'm having a slow stroke, right?[/quote] That's a bummer. Sanders is my first choice, but he continues to align himself with the Democrats. I love Stein. She actually visited my city, which was absolutely wild because we are not that big of a city and are pretty much dead politically. She was incredibly humble and intelligent. I don't just vote Jill Stein, I actually ran for office under the Green Party. Huge loser right?? Have fun voting for Hillary "Welp I Guess I Have To" Rodham Clinton  Intelligent, dedicate and clever is great, but to what ends will she be employing those skills? Ok mister! I will get out of your way! I am sorry for being boring  I will let you get back to your biting political commentary.[/quote]Democrats haven't won the presidency after a two-term candidate but twice in all of the modern party's history, first when Van Buren succeeded Jackson, second when FDR won a third term. If you think a trend that has followed the Democratic Party for two centuries can be shrugged off, your political bubble is too dense for anyone to pop. Ever heard of the six-year itch? It's the tendency for the president's party to lose a lot of seats during his sixth-year midterm, and has occurred to everyone two-term president since Reconstruction. And it's exactly what happened to Obama last year.[/quote] [/quote] [/quote] This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair.  I'm.... not quite sure what to make of it.[/quote] [/quote] this is a hell of a thing you're doing, can you maybe put these on medium or something so we can refer back to it more easily
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:also let me know if nobody cares about popular old posts, i realize that it's not really a nite crew thing theyre fine of coruse but maybe not a hundred at a time
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Epic High Five posted:theyre fine of coruse but maybe not a hundred at a time it was only 20, there was just a lot of effort posting back in the old days
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Entropic posted:Buckle up, Jeet Heer's been drinking again tonight. norton was the emperor of the united states you heathen
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Polls have stagnated - Trump's collapse seems to have a floor right now. I need the n-word tape to make me feel better.
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cargo cult posted:Who do you think hill takes to bed? Maybe i've just seen too much House of Cards but her whole life has been building to this one, extremely stressful year and a half, like she didnt even expect the primary to be a fight so she's gotta be getting a nut somehow am i rite folks? No disrespect to She takes her husband to bed, Hilary is a good Christian woman and wife.
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i learned about emperor norton in the vertigo comic series sandman by neil gayman, who is the husband of dresden dolls singer amanda palmer, who has dumb politics and her band is not very good either.
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Crows Turn Off posted:Polls have stagnated - Trump's collapse seems to have a floor right now. I need the n-word tape to make me feel better. most americans are horrible racists, what makes you think they care about this? ever been around white americans? it's their favorite word
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but sandman is really really good so read it if you like good graphic novels or stories that are good in any medium
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you ever tell someone you can't use a word? it just makes them want to use the word 1000x as much
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the word is NOT nite crew BALOOGAN
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Fidel Castronaut posted:The GOP will change every rule they can to make sure another Trump doesn't rise up and any split-off party for fringe republicans will fail. Hillary will face somebody like Kasich who was staunchly against Trump and her odds depend a lot on how bad the economy gets when Silicon Valley collapses and how many wars we get ourselves involved in. this is from like a million posts back but whatever what rules can they change that will stop a Trump 2.0 from sounding off about mexicans etc, dragging the debate right back to where it is now, and racking up all the alt right votes? or rather, what rules can they change while still maintaining the legitimacy of the primaries? The establishment is already on the nose and I feel like it may not be well received if the party leadership turn the process into a rubber stamp for their preferred candidate
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Fidel Castronaut posted:but sandman is really really good so read it if you like good graphic novels or stories that are good in any medium is that the one where death is his sister i haven't read it in a long time
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:it was only 20, there was just a lot of effort posting back in the old days prob because it got moved from D&D to C-SPAM a bunch of GBS threads got moved here too
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:Face God and walk backwards into hell: A GOP Thread Retrospective [/quote] I am honestly having a hard time processing this, is the Republican party honestly walking towards being anti-vacination? This can not be a real thing that is happening can it? I'm having a slow stroke, right?[/quote] That's a bummer. Sanders is my first choice, but he continues to align himself with the Democrats. I love Stein. She actually visited my city, which was absolutely wild because we are not that big of a city and are pretty much dead politically. She was incredibly humble and intelligent. I don't just vote Jill Stein, I actually ran for office under the Green Party. Huge loser right?? Have fun voting for Hillary "Welp I Guess I Have To" Rodham Clinton Intelligent, dedicate and clever is great, but to what ends will she be employing those skills? Ok mister! I will get out of your way! I am sorry for being boring I will let you get back to your biting political commentary.[/quote]Democrats haven't won the presidency after a two-term candidate but twice in all of the modern party's history, first when Van Buren succeeded Jackson, second when FDR won a third term. If you think a trend that has followed the Democratic Party for two centuries can be shrugged off, your political bubble is too dense for anyone to pop. Ever heard of the six-year itch? It's the tendency for the president's party to lose a lot of seats during his sixth-year midterm, and has occurred to everyone two-term president since Reconstruction. And it's exactly what happened to Obama last year.[/quote] [/quote] [/quote] This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair. I'm.... not quite sure what to make of it.[/quote] [/quote] This is gold
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one of my white students said n***a in class a couple weeks back in the context of "that dude." I told them that absolutely will not happen again. I blamed myself for a minute because I cuss in class and I use rap videos a lot in my class but then I remembered that I made it clear that we can cuss but not use slurs.
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Pon de Bundy posted:the word is NOT nite crew BALOOGAN nite crew is his word SON
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What's the least bad thing that would actually move Trump's floor downward? I don't think the rumoured "n-word video" would move the needle. At this point I doubt credible accusations of incest or beastiality would move the needle. His base just don't care about anything but giving a middle finger to the system they perceive as irredeemably corrupt.
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Fidel Castronaut posted:they are both capable of greatness and squander it imho helena bonham carter too. it's like they combined three talented people and the result is lesser than the sum of its parts when is the last time burton made a great movie? big fish? big eyes was decent i guess
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Entropic posted:Buckle up, Jeet Heer's been drinking again tonight.
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MadJackal posted:SNL's Melania Moments invoke classic 90s SNL short bits. Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy: "The crows seemed to be calling his name', thought Caw."
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a.lo posted:is that the one where death is his sister i haven't read it in a long time Yeah. I once tried to make a 3D model of her in ZBrush for a class project.
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donmald trump is bad
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gay picnic defence posted:this is from like a million posts back but whatever folks whined about superdelegates but it still got the establishment candidate elected and she's going to win. i don't know. i think the gop is going to melt-down and might split but i'm not in agreement with people who think that trump or a trump-lik is going to rise to the top in 2020. a.lo posted:is that the one where death is his sister i haven't read it in a long time yah. it's real good. the spin-off comics where death is the main character are good too. babypolis posted:when is the last time burton made a great movie? big fish? big eyes was decent i guess yeah, big fish was it i think
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Entropic posted:What's the least bad thing that would actually move Trump's floor downward? I don't think the rumoured "n-word video" would move the needle. At this point I doubt credible accusations of incest or beastiality would move the needle. His base just don't care about anything but giving a middle finger to the system they perceive as irredeemably corrupt.
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Entropic posted:What's the least bad thing that would actually move Trump's floor downward? I don't think the rumoured "n-word video" would move the needle. At this point I doubt credible accusations of incest or beastiality would move the needle. His base just don't care about anything but giving a middle finger to the system they perceive as irredeemably corrupt. trump winding up like he was gonna get all serious and angry and then laughing and getting totally stone faced and saying this was all a gift to hillary for their 30th anniversary and that he had fun and he loves dicks would drop his poll numbers
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Al! posted:donmald trump is bad if only we could prove it somehow!!
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