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kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
!!!! :siren: :siren: NEW NICKNAME ALERT

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/787643017234636800

wild bill is here

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuos9YvAcsY

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

Martout posted:

duh it's going to be called Trump News Network and it will be like wrestling but for politics that was Trumps plan all along

My favorite thing about him making his own news network is the fact that he constantly accuses every news outlet of failing or having low ratings. like, who says stuff like that while also wanting to get into the exact same business.

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Karl Sharks posted:

if that's a dude, i feel bad for his wife/gf

I can't go down on you, it causes cancer

*takes drag off cigarette*

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Martout posted:

duh it's going to be called Trump News Network and it will be like wrestling but for politics that was Trumps plan all along

It would be better for Trump to have had a plan all along, but I fear the truth is much worse. He's simply an egotistical, empty-suited, yes-man cushioned, 70 year old brat. And he managed to get within spiting distance of the White House.

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

:newt: on ABC explaining that HRC winning this election is the equivalent of a coup d'étas

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Samurai Sanders posted:

What kind of idiot publicly complains about SNL making fun of them? The smart ones go on the show as a surprise guest.

Funny. We talked about Kanye's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy last night and here's a lyric from that album:

gently caress SNL and the whole cast
Tell them Yeezy said they can kiss my whole rear end
More specifically they can kiss my rear end in a top hat
I’m an rear end in a top hat? You niggas got jokes

He played the song on SNL and changed the verse to not even reference SNL because he's Kanye. Looking forward to his 2020 campaign.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Glimm posted:

:newt: on ABC explaining that HRC winning this election is the equivalent of a coup d'étas

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/787643456617275393
https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/787643634581577729

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/787642321072513024

lol at linking the weekly standard

(also an iphone tweet)

crooked and the gang is a p good band name

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

exquisite tea posted:

Hillary is one of them.

hold the phone, Clinton is voting for Stein?!

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/787643970872541184

gonna have to pull a ton of clips from the sunday circuit today

mannerup fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Oct 16, 2016

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


AbysmalPeptoBismol posted:

It would be better for Trump to have had a plan all along, but I fear the truth is much worse. He's simply an egotistical, empty-suited, yes-man cushioned, 70 year old brat. And he managed to get within spiting distance of the White House.

It's almost kind of like there's something inherently hosed up about a system that awards a privileged few huge amounts of money, because there's no guarantee those people are any smarter + better than the rest of humanity, and will continue to enjoy success no matter how destructive or stupid they are???

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Were these deleted tweets from the 2012 election pointed out before: http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-twitter-obama-win-re-election-2012-11





boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

No wonder I cough so much

:smug:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


how do you spin sexual assault in a positive light.

Especially all the creepy stories of Trump barging into the room when women were changing clothes.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

How could they have messed up something so simple, or is there some other reason for that?

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
CNN.com is getting meta with the headline "Is 'The Media' in the tank for Clinton?" I especially like the scare quotes around 'the media' because that term is almost always preceding a conspiracy theory.


The electoral college is archaic but it's funny because if Trump had any chance, it would be due to swing states going his way because he has even less of a chance to get the popular vote.


VVV Lol. Trump is going to end up winning only the George Wallace states, which is apt.

Fidel Castronaut fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Oct 16, 2016

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
The South

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/787645463004450816

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

has any place like buzzfeed or huffpo made a list of all the times trump lost something and then melted down on twitter? emmys, 2012, almost losing to ted cruz, etc? It would be nice to have them all in one easy-to-reference format.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Feels bad, man.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/787645910507515904

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
When this is all over he'll be run out of NYC, then the South can have him.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

Were these deleted tweets from the 2012 election pointed out before: http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-twitter-obama-win-re-election-2012-11







He threatens about the world laughing at us like it's the end of everything, because to him it totally is. This goes hand in hand with the suggestion that this guy has zero sense/awareness of humor. People laughing at him must enrage the poo poo out of him because not only is he getting mocked, he's also incapable of getting the joke.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i wonder if that whole thing comes from michael douglas's weird rear end rant

http://defamer.gawker.com/michael-douglas-regrets-attributing-his-cancer-to-his-w-1714730044

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived
he thought Romney won the popular vote? or am I misreading that?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hello trump thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qK82JvRY5s

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/787646404722356228
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/787646531096698884

rudy on a tear

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I think there was like an hour where Romney was ahead of Obama in the popular vote and a poll that showed that he'd do really well which Republicans latched on to.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
loser.com

May be old news but I missed it.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Martout posted:

he thought Romney won the popular vote? or am I misreading that?

Yeah, the popular vote tally looked like that for a little while before all the votes were counted.

Basically, he's stupid

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Martout posted:

he thought Romney won the popular vote? or am I misreading that?

There was a brief period on election night 2012 where Romney was slightly ahead in the popular vote total despite the election having just been called for Obama. It quickly sorted itself out, but not before many salty tears were shed.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

exquisite tea posted:

It's almost kind of like there's something inherently hosed up about a system that awards a privileged few huge amounts of money, because there's no guarantee those people are any smarter + better than the rest of humanity, and will continue to enjoy success no matter how destructive or stupid they are???

nah, it's definitely that the rich are inherently better than the poor!


good news, rudy! you can say that after all!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
When literal orange retard baby loses the election in a blowout, it'll be proof that liberal democratic-republicanism works after all.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oH nooooOOOOoooooo i missed page 12000 now ima hungry ghooooOOOOoooost cursed to haunt the forums looooooOooOooOoking for milestones

~blaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaze it~

ill say

or

~oooooOooooooOOOOooooo the sex nuuuUUUUuuummber niiiiiiiIIIIIIiiiice~

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





—the former mayor of nyc

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

oH nooooOOOOoooooo i missed page 12000 now ima hungry ghooooOOOOoooost cursed to haunt the forums looooooOooOooOoking for milestones

~blaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaze it~

ill say

or

~oooooOooooooOOOOooooo the sex nuuuUUUUuuummber niiiiiiiIIIIIIiiiice~

125000 is the real milestone coming imo

itll have the half a millionth post!!!!!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
lmao on CNN just now

"it's a she said, he said thing"

"well to correct you, it's a she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, he said thing"

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Al! posted:

oH nooooOOOOoooooo i missed page 12000 now ima hungry ghooooOOOOoooost cursed to haunt the forums looooooOooOooOoking for milestones

~blaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaze it~

ill say

or

~oooooOooooooOOOOooooo the sex nuuuUUUUuuummber niiiiiiiIIIIIIiiiice~

same

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AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

exquisite tea posted:

It's almost kind of like there's something inherently hosed up about a system that awards a privileged few huge amounts of money, because there's no guarantee those people are any smarter + better than the rest of humanity, and will continue to enjoy success no matter how destructive or stupid they are???

Bingo.

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