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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

So that's how King K. Rool got them up that mountain. I always wondered.

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RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

Hate when guys peel out in their cars

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCwsmoVI2mY

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉



Is it just me, or does this scream "banana spider, 100% guaranteed"?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:vince:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mannequin 3 looking real weird, and i'm into it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




wroom wroom wroom wroom banana car

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Prequel to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn5EUIsP-uI

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Dead from radiation poisoning :saddowns:

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Dead from radiation poisoning :saddowns:

:thejoke: but no:

https://xkcd.com/radiation/

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




mods, ban for "relevant xkcd link"

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

How dare you beat me to this

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Level 2 kobold berserker used Yell!
Brown Bear Flees!
Brown Bear Flees!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Glottis posted:

I feel like whoever came up with the whole black bear / brown bear nomenclature didn't really think it through. I'd rather have it be named after something intangible than something that is visible and sometimes wrong.

You may be interested in the zebra shark, then.

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY

The News at 5
Dec 25, 2009

I'm Chance Everyman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Wadlow

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i forgot about this song holy poo poo

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Imagined posted:

Halloween is Pride for straight people.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Pesticide20 posted:

Isn't that a goon?

yuuup

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Imagine the size of this dude's dick. Even if he is rocking the micropenis he was still Ron Jeremy

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
im all about tha dicks

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Died age 22. I guess when you're 8 foot 11, your heart just can't...wait, a loving foot infection?

du -hast posted:

Imagine the size of this dude's dick. Even if he is rocking the micropenis he was still Ron Jeremy

I donno man. I remember watching an interview with Jim Davidson (British Snooker guy) and this one time, one of his co workers was a dwarf and they were in their changing room and he saw the dwarf naked and he had a normal sized penis (which meant it was down to his knee!) so an 8 foot 11 guy might also have a normal sized penis and would thus look absolutely ridiculous on him.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ak Gara posted:

Died age 22. I guess when you're 8 foot 11, your heart just can't...wait, a loving foot infection?

You were on the right track. A foot infection is pretty drat hard to fight off when your heart has to push blood all that loving way to deliver white cells to the infection site.

Iamyourking
Oct 27, 2007

Only courage in the face of doubt can lead one to the answer.
Toilet Rascal
And the infection happened in the first place from a poorly fitted leg brace, which he needed to be able to keep standing and couldn't feel it abrading him because of his poor circulation.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=30000%20pounds%20of%20bananas

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Official Vehicle of Banana Smugglers Anonymous

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Ak Gara posted:

Died age 22. I guess when you're 8 foot 11, your heart just can't...wait, a loving foot infection?


I donno man. I remember watching an interview with Jim Davidson (British Snooker guy) and this one time, one of his co workers was a dwarf and they were in their changing room and he saw the dwarf naked and he had a normal sized penis (which meant it was down to his knee!) so an 8 foot 11 guy might also have a normal sized penis and would thus look absolutely ridiculous on him.

So he was only 7'11" then. Because he lost a foot.

Arctos
May 10, 2008
In the thumbnail it looks like a furious banana golem :D

Vaxine
Apr 3, 2005
The pain!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Vaxine posted:

The pain!



This shareware version of doom is gonna be awesome.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Arctos posted:

In the thumbnail it looks like a furious banana golem :D



mods change my name to furious banana golem tia

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

There's something about this pic that makes me think of calm.jpg

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Ak Gara posted:

I donno man. I remember watching an interview with Jim Davidson (British Snooker guy) and this one time, one of his co workers was a dwarf and they were in their changing room and he saw the dwarf naked and he had a normal sized penis (which meant it was down to his knee!) so an 8 foot 11 guy might also have a normal sized penis and would thus look absolutely ridiculous on him.

One if my former friends hung out with the local Rocky Horror stage group for a while and dragged me to one of their after parties. It was surprisingly normal aside from the shortest cast member, who was about 4 feet tall, insisting on being naked the whole time.

That dudes flaccid dick was 12". 1/4th of his body was penis. It was the weirdest goddamn thing.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Inzombiac posted:

One if my former friends hung out with the local Rocky Horror stage group for a while and dragged me to one of their after parties. It was surprisingly normal aside from the shortest cast member, who was about 4 feet tall, insisting on being naked the whole time.

That dudes flaccid dick was 12". 1/4th of his body was penis. It was the weirdest goddamn thing.

A regular sized guy with a 12 inch flaccid dick would want to show it off, let along someone for whom said dick comprised 1/4 length of his body.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

:eng101: At that speed, it would only take around 11 hours.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Official Vehicle of Banana Smugglers Anonymous



Mister Tallyman's got his work cut out

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

PaulBearer posted:

:eng101: At that speed, it would only take around 11 hours.

I don't think you remember how unstable dial up modems were. The ETA was calculated on the last minute or so I think.

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