NFL Week 6 N/V: Manhoods out for Mariota

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

I remember the days when the Ravens losing two straight home games was unheard of. We definitely don't have the homefield advantage we used to. Pissed it all away.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 10:32

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# ? May 24, 2024 22:18

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

I'm standing behind some dude wearing a knockoff Tom Brady uniform. It's one of the red alternates and he is also wearing a backwards Patriots baseball cap. I want to punch him in the back of his ginger head.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 14:20

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

man, Andy has some weird game day rituals

# ? Oct 16, 2016 14:59

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

drat. RIP Byrd.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:00

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

a new study bible! posted:

I'm standing behind some dude wearing a knockoff Tom Brady uniform. It's one of the red alternates and he is also wearing a backwards Patriots baseball cap. I want to punch him in the back of his ginger head.

Do it and I'll start a GoFundMe to cover your bail

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:03

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

a new study bible! posted:

I'm standing behind some dude wearing a knockoff Tom Brady uniform. It's one of the red alternates and he is also wearing a backwards Patriots baseball cap. I want to punch him in the back of his ginger head.

So you're saying you want to assault someone for liking a different dumb football team?

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:07

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

So you're saying you want to assault someone for liking a different dumb football team?

Yeah

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:08

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

What makes you hate the Patriots so much?

Is it the fact that they have won 4 Super Bowls and 6 AFC titles in the 21st century?
Is it the fact that Bill Belichick clowns your team (dunno which team you support, but he clowns them all) on a regular basis?
Is it the fact that the Patriots have not only the greatest QB of all time but also the most handsome backup?
Is it the fact that their greatness can not even be diminished by the Commissioner of the NFL?

What makes you feel so inadequate that you feel the urge to punch some ginger, who deep in his heart is probably a Bengals fan anyway, who is just trying to compensate for his gingerness by wearing Patriot gear?

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:13

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Kawalimus posted:

I remember the days when the Ravens losing two straight home games was unheard of. We definitely don't have the homefield advantage we used to. Pissed it all away.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Baltimore_Ravens_season

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:13

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

The Texans are going to get embarrassed in prime time as usual

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:21

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Kawalimus posted:

I remember the days when the Ravens losing two straight home games was unheard of. We definitely don't have the homefield advantage we used to. Pissed it all away.

The Titans are 2-16 at home since 2013 and I've been to every one of those games. The grass is always greener my man

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:21

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

The Titans are 2-16 at home since 2013 and I've been to every one of those games. The grass is always greener my man

I love you and think you're a good fan ok

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:30

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Demon Of The Fall posted:

The Titans are 2-16 at home since 2013 and I've been to every one of those games. The grass is always greener my man

That takes pressure off the Titans to actually improve if you're always gonna be there to support a crappy product.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:44

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

incompetent posted:

That takes pressure off the Titans to actually improve if you're always gonna be there to support a crappy product.

so kawalimus constant pessimism is the driving force behind the ravens success

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:45

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

So the Raiders starting RT and backup RT are both out today against KC. So it's Frank Zombo's time to shine :lol:

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:47

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Gynecolojustice posted:

So the Raiders starting RT and backup RT are both out today against KC. So it's Frank Zombo's time to shine

That's Super Bowl winner Frank Zombo

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:55

Saucer Crab: Apr 3, 2009

GaussianCopula posted:

What makes you hate the Patriots so much?

Is it the fact that Bill Belichick clowns your team (dunno which team you support, but he clowns them all) on a regular basis?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XLVI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XLII

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:57

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Saucer Crab posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XLVI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XLII

At times he even clowns his own team - so what?

# ? Oct 16, 2016 15:59

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Brockenstein posted:

The Texans are going to get embarrassed in prime time as usual

Should have been flexed out for Hawks Falcons.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 16:04

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

incompetent posted:

That takes pressure off the Titans to actually improve if you're always gonna be there to support a crappy product.

Well I don't pay for them. My dad does :q:

# ? Oct 16, 2016 16:19

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

The Giants equipment guy throwing Odell high point balls to practice one handed catches is the best thing ever.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 16:22

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

GaussianCopula posted:

What makes you hate the Patriots so much?

Is it the fact that they have won 4 Super Bowls and 6 AFC titles in the 21st century?
Is it the fact that Bill Belichick clowns your team (dunno which team you support, but he clowns them all) on a regular basis?
Is it the fact that the Patriots have not only the greatest QB of all time but also the most handsome backup?
Is it the fact that their greatness can not even be diminished by the Commissioner of the NFL?

What makes you feel so inadequate that you feel the urge to punch some ginger, who deep in his heart is probably a Bengals fan anyway, who is just trying to compensate for his gingerness by wearing Patriot gear?

I didn't actually care until you posted this, now I'm gonna go Clockwork Orange on the next person I see wearing Pats gear.. Thanks, ididt

# ? Oct 16, 2016 16:23

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

GaussianCopula posted:

What makes you hate the Nazis so much?

Is it the fact that they have conquered 4 nations and 6 civil governments in the 20th century?
Is it the fact that Adolph Hitler clowns your army (dunno which country you support, but he clowns them all) on a regular basis?
Is it the fact that we have not only the greatest leader of all time but also the most beautiful girlfriend?
Is it the fact that their greatness can not even be diminished by the Leaders of the Other Nations?

What makes you feel so inadequate that you feel the urge to punch some aryan, who deep in his heart is probably a Jew anyway, who is just trying to compensate for his Jewishness by wearing Nazi gear?

# ? Oct 16, 2016 16:30

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

its good when the really bad guys on here try to be funny

# ? Oct 16, 2016 16:31

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Is this you psyching yourself up

# ? Oct 16, 2016 16:38

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

GaussianCopula posted:

What makes you hate the Patriots so much?

Is it the fact that they have won 4 Super Bowls and 6 AFC titles in the 21st century?
Is it the fact that Bill Belichick clowns your team (dunno which team you support, but he clowns them all) on a regular basis?
Is it the fact that the Patriots have not only the greatest QB of all time but also the most handsome backup?
Is it the fact that their greatness can not even be diminished by the Commissioner of the NFL?

What makes you feel so inadequate that you feel the urge to punch some ginger, who deep in his heart is probably a Bengals fan anyway, who is just trying to compensate for his gingerness by wearing Patriot gear?

Don't you have a KKK rally to attend

# ? Oct 16, 2016 17:00

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

If football doesnt make you want to punch a stranger in the head then you don't care about it enough

:colbert:

# ? Oct 16, 2016 17:03

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I didn't actually care until you posted this, now I'm gonna go Clockwork Orange on the next person I see wearing Pats gear.. Thanks, ididt

Give him a tolchock in the gulliver for me, droog.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 17:29

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Hot Diggity! posted:

That's Super Bowl winner Frank Zombo

I love his website.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 17:32

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Eifert Posting posted:

Give him a tolchock in the gulliver for me, droog.

And the yarbos, if he has any.

# ? Oct 16, 2016 20:04

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

What the hell America? Good thing I'm going to investigate tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/BrianPickett/status/787502312365457408

# ? Oct 16, 2016 22:33

FAT BATMAN: Dec 12, 2009

Oh my god that's so good

I want to watch Chinese football

# ? Oct 17, 2016 01:04

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Sam Bradwater

# ? Oct 17, 2016 01:16

Tweak: Jul 28, 2003; or dont whatever

GaussianCopula posted:

What makes you hate the Patriots so much?

Is it the fact that they have won 4 Super Bowls and 6 AFC titles in the 21st century?
Is it the fact that Bill Belichick clowns your team (dunno which team you support, but he clowns them all) on a regular basis?
Is it the fact that the Patriots have not only the greatest QB of all time but also the most handsome backup?
Is it the fact that their greatness can not even be diminished by the Commissioner of the NFL?

What makes you feel so inadequate that you feel the urge to punch some ginger, who deep in his heart is probably a Bengals fan anyway, who is just trying to compensate for his gingerness by wearing Patriot gear?

this sure is a post

# ? Oct 17, 2016 01:19

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Tweak posted:

this sure is a post

There is a reason a Pats fan made him that AV.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 01:32

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

So why did Odell get flagged after the 2nd TD? For taking off his helmet out of bounds on the sideline?

# ? Oct 17, 2016 01:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

davecrazy posted:

So why did Odell get flagged after the 2nd TD? For taking off his helmet out of bounds on the sideline?

Just behind the end zone. Which is a penalty.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 02:00

Schwack: Jan 31, 2003; Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Michael Bennett is the best Bennett.

Bob Condotta ‏@bcondotta 2m
In a quote I think I can use, Bennett said of Matthews' block that it was "a scary bitch rear end move.''

Bob Condotta ‏@bcondotta 2m
He continued:"If you have to dive at someone else's leg you are a little bitch.''

# ? Oct 17, 2016 02:00

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

blue squares posted:

Sam Bradwater

He looks like a Make-a-Wish kid.

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Spoeank posted:

Just behind the end zone. Which is a penalty.

The NFL is so loving stupid.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 02:07

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