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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.



Unrelated:

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/7wRoQnf.gifv

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Is this from the town hall debates?

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Where is this from?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Those boys got stamina

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
It's looped. :eng101:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'll have to agree with that

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Jamesman posted:

Is this from the town hall debates?

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Nope.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/tIHdGlJ.mp4

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Seriously. Love how there's clearly a much safer direction in which he could have done the same jump.

Potrzebie posted:

Where is this from?

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Potrzebie posted:

Where is this from?

I have no idea, I saw it on facebook

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

What doth life?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
http://i.imgur.com/y9ovcRZ.mp4

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

drat, and he goes in flat on his back. Like dropping a stack of 2x2 lego bricks on the kitchen tile.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

I honestly expected this to just loop the person preparing to jump off forever.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Trying to quickly count the floors on the building as he falls past - it looks like maybe 8 stories.

That's a long way to land on your back.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Gorilla Salad posted:

Trying to quickly count the floors on the building as he falls past - it looks like maybe 8 stories.

That's a long way to land on your back.

I dont see anybody down there either to help him out of the water.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Gorilla Salad posted:

Trying to quickly count the floors on the building as he falls past - it looks like maybe 8 stories.

That's a long way to land on your back.

I don't think he's exactly landing on his back. There's a high diver trick that they used to use when they would jump into a tiny pool that makes it so you don't end up going very deep. I can't find an example on youtube but there was a mythbusters episode where they had a stuntman do it. You end up hitting the water with your body at an angle, your feet enter the water and sort of scoop you, so you end up taking you more horizontally than vertically down.

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

MrMidnight posted:

I dont see anybody down there either to help him out of the water.

He's fine, he has a whole youtube channel of him doing this in different locations.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Kheldarn posted:

There's no way I can top the burger, so have these instead.

http://i.imgur.com/TcwnK4H.gifv

I wanted so badly for this to be serial hiiiiiiiiiigh-fiiiiiiiiiiiivSLAPtodaface!

snucky
Sep 11, 2001

a closed mouth gathers no foot.

AFewBricksShy posted:

I don't think he's exactly landing on his back. There's a high diver trick that they used to use when they would jump into a tiny pool that makes it so you don't end up going very deep. I can't find an example on youtube but there was a mythbusters episode where they had a stuntman do it. You end up hitting the water with your body at an angle, your feet enter the water and sort of scoop you, so you end up taking you more horizontally than vertically down.

also he tilts his head up (including gopro helmet) to hit the water - he was looking down until then.

snucky has a new favorite as of 22:53 on Oct 18, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/c8g29v5.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/OjSXd0R.gifv

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Swish! "Mew" points!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

snucky posted:

also he tilts his head up (including gopro helmet) to hit the water - he was looking down until then.

Google arschbombe for a good time friend.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
That just sounds like it'll give me a million hits for scat porn.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Is that a stick of butter?

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

Is that a stick of butter?

Yes

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

LifeSunDeath posted:

Is that a stick of butter?

pretty sure it's a twinkie.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




trapped mouse posted:

pretty sure it's a twinkie.

That's a solid block of butter.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


AFewBricksShy posted:

I don't think he's exactly landing on his back. There's a high diver trick that they used to use when they would jump into a tiny pool that makes it so you don't end up going very deep. I can't find an example on youtube but there was a mythbusters episode where they had a stuntman do it. You end up hitting the water with your body at an angle, your feet enter the water and sort of scoop you, so you end up taking you more horizontally than vertically down.

If you enter the water head first you move your arms from the top of your body to be parallel to your shoulders and then down to your sides. If you do this while bending forward at the waist you will spin in place. It's used for two reasons. One is that it keeps you from going down deep.

The other is that in competitive diving the last thing a judge will see is your feet. If your legs are going to go over your head (a sloppy entry) you can do this maneuver to create the illusion that you entered the water straight.

You can also land on your but and pull your legs to you in a "cannon ball" position to roll backwards. Better pucker your anus though.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Beastie posted:

You can also land on your but and pull your legs to you in a "cannon ball" position to roll backwards. Better pucker your anus though.
That was first thing that entered my mind seeing that. After getting a surprise enema while inner-tubing behind a water-ski boat, I can't even imagine one from that jump. Bet he feels cleared out for weeks.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Gorilla Salad posted:

That just sounds like it'll give me a million hits for scat porn.

No, seriously, the Germans hold World Championships in it and everything. It's insane how they bombe their arsches.

pookerbug
Jan 21, 2006

the vitreous humourist

Rare Mama June "before" footage?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



I ate a stick of butter for $50 when I was a teenager but not in one bite. Jesus Christ.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Inzombiac posted:

I ate a stick of butter for $50 when I was a teenager but not in one bite. Jesus Christ.

That's how they get you to start, but then you're hooked and can't stop. It's a shame to see so many bright young lives ruined.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Inzombiac posted:

I ate a stick of butter for $50 when I was a teenager but not in one bite. Jesus Christ.
Yeah well maybe you could have made $100 on it if you'd manned up. :colbert:

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