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Seeing some middle aged guy's "I'm a cool dude" fanfic put on camera is always super depressing. But still hilarious.
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People are tired of talking about Mary Sues but GetEven is seriously Mary Sue: The Movie.
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Zzulu posted:What if you're on an isolated island and have no laser-guided cruise missiles OR cluster bombs in your pocket? Like in that movie? oh whoops look no cell phone reception for some reason hey ho whoa
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Oct 17, 2016 13:53
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yeah theres like no spot left on this gay earth that obama cant drone bomb in under a day
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Oct 17, 2016 14:01
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Welcome back to Aaron's Website Review - you have to drag the dvd cover into the basket - tiny video flash player - tab for the shimi slide - starfield plays over video on the slide tab I give that website 5 stars! This has been Aaron's Website Review!
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Oct 17, 2016 14:22
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Just saw the new BOTW thumbnail has Mike, Rich and both Canadians. Hell to the yes
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Oct 17, 2016 14:51
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Ghostbusters 2016 bombed pretty hard but it's still going to be Sony's best performing film of the year (in the US market). They really should stick to electronics and vidya
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Goddamn, the imdb.com listing for the movie has a review from way back in 2010 that gives it 10 stars. It's also the only review that member has ever written and it's got random capitalised words and super awkward grammar exactly like the synopsis from the GETEVEN DVD cover. Hmmmmmm. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169183/ Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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Oct 17, 2016 15:12
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Goddamn, the imdb.com listing for the movie has a review from way back in 2010 that gives it 10 stars. It's also the only review that member has ever written and it's got random capitalised words and super awkward grammar exactly like the synopsis from the GETEVEN DVD cover. Hmmmmmm. I want to believe there is another man with the exact same mental illnesses as Hart who felt a touch of kinship seeing this movie. Then he went to make a review!
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Oct 17, 2016 15:20
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Apparently he also registered a bunch of fake female imdb memberships and rated his own movie over and over so he could mention "All the women who rated this movie gave it a 10!" in several of the fake reviews
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Oct 17, 2016 15:32
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I just love that he's such a rebel that he refuses to space "get" and "even" on his website. He adheres to the spacing rules of noman!
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Oct 17, 2016 16:26
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Oct 17, 2016 16:46
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I am looking forward to the sequel. GetOdd.
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Oct 17, 2016 16:47
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I'll never stop being amazed at the endless king kong and universal monsters and tarzan and hercules reboots that fail spectacularly but no one will give Guillermo Del Toro money because his bigger and more ambitious movies underperform in the US but make their money back in Asia and home video. Sony will spend $600,000,000 on Ghostbusters but won't bankroll Pacific Rim 2 or Mountains of Madness because the $100M movie might only do $80M domestically. How are these idiots saying "oh that's too risky" while pouring the GDP of midsized African nations into loving Ben Hur, Gods of Egypt, and Ghostbusters?
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Oct 17, 2016 17:01
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'll never stop being amazed at the endless king kong and universal monsters and tarzan and hercules reboots that fail spectacularly but no one will give Guillermo Del Toro money because his bigger and more ambitious movies underperform in the US but make their money back in Asia and home video. I'm just happy Ghosbusters was banned for retarded reasons in China, ensuring Sony doesn't get any of that sweet Chinese BO money.
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Oct 17, 2016 17:03
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'll never stop being amazed at the endless king kong and universal monsters and tarzan and hercules reboots that fail spectacularly but no one will give Guillermo Del Toro money because his bigger and more ambitious movies underperform in the US but make their money back in Asia and home video. Because they haven't quaffed any of Jayscum obviously.
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Oct 17, 2016 17:15
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sir these explorers have discovered a very large ape, this specimen is incredible, this challenges our very perception of modern scie- DRONE BOMB IT but sir DRONE BOMB IT WITH NUKES
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a bone to pick posted:I'm just happy Ghosbusters was banned for retarded reasons in China, ensuring Sony doesn't get any of that sweet Chinese BO money. Ghosts are nothing to joke about in China! The movie mocks the very real problem of ghosts.
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King Kong isnt about a large ape defeating the modern military even in the original -33 film Kong is defeated by a gas bomb, shackled up, and then shot to death by airplanes
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Oct 17, 2016 17:17
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If hollywood would just divide up those millions and give 150 gamblers a million dollars each they'd probably make their money back I don't know statistics enough to be sure tho.
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reignofevil posted:If hollywood would just divide up those millions and give 150 gamblers a million dollars each they'd probably make their money back I don't know statistics enough to be sure tho. Whoever made Ben Hur could have literally put it all on red at a roulette table and that 50/50 chance would have been better odds than thinking someone in 2016 would want to watch a lovely CGI Ben Hur with nameless actors.
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Baronjutter posted:Ghosts are nothing to joke about in China! The movie mocks the very real problem of ghosts.
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What makes me laugh is that this exists too, so I guess Asylum even thought it might work
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I imagine every time they cracked a joke at parole violator's height a single tear fell from Jay's eye onto the camera viewfinder.
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Oct 17, 2016 19:01
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I'm mad they didn't notice that the actor who plays the bad guy in Future Force also played the side kick in Deadly Prey
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Typical Pubbie posted:I'm mad they didn't notice that the actor who plays the bad guy in Future Force also played the side kick in Deadly Prey I'm mad that you did
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Oct 17, 2016 20:23
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This was a good and funny botw and large Canadian is bad at talking
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Oct 17, 2016 20:27
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and aside from in the credits they don't mention david pryor directed it.
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Oct 17, 2016 20:47
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Rubellavator posted:This was a good and funny botw and large Canadian is bad at talking Not normally a huge large Canadian fan, but his rousing "Even the smallest person can change the course of history" speech at the end sold me.  (but with a Maple Leaf)
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Was the common theme this time ex-cops? Or I guess current cops too, sorta? I'm still amazed at the future force remote control scene because he's just loving pushing the same goddamn button over and over so apparently they had that entire sequence pre-programmed somehow. Which of course then begs the question of why not just make it one button press for the whole thing?
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Light Gun Man posted:Was the common theme this time ex-cops? Or I guess current cops too, sorta?
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a bone to pick posted:I'm just happy Ghosbusters was banned for retarded reasons in China, ensuring Sony doesn't get any of that sweet Chinese BO money. I read an article earlier this year about how the Chinese box office is a real house of cards that is constantly in danger of collapsing. Lots of instances where someone buys a ticket to movie A but the theater says instead they bought a ticket to movie B because that one is being pushed by the people who own the studio that did co-production, because they also own the theater chain.
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spooky like this! posted:I read an article earlier this year about how the Chinese box office is a real house of cards that is constantly in danger of collapsing. Lots of instances where someone buys a ticket to movie A but the theater says instead they bought a ticket to movie B because that one is being pushed by the people who own the studio that did co-production, because they also own the theater chain. Hmm, that doesn't line up with the Chinese business practices I'm familiar with.
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Oct 18, 2016 03:42
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tom waits.
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Oct 18, 2016 06:19
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Watching the new BoTW Colin from Canada has definitely been working out.
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Light Gun Man posted:What makes me laugh is that this exists too, so I guess Asylum even thought it might work I think Asylum is targeted at confused grandpas getting something keep the grandkids quiet for a bit. Confused grandpas would be the biggest demographic that still cares about Ben Hur so Asylum might be onto a winner.
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Oct 18, 2016 10:43
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If Asylum are trying to confuse people, why do their covers always look like badly photoshopped hot garbage? You'd think they'd hire a competent graphic designer to better sell their turd movie.
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Oct 18, 2016 10:57
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loving money. Also confused grandpas don't see too well anyway.
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Oct 18, 2016 11:13
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I really want to know if they somehow worked that submarine set into the Ben Hur knockoff
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Berious posted:I really want to know if they somehow worked that submarine set into the Ben Hur knockoff Doesn't look like it, but they did get a ninja in there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiH5xWJmn5w
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