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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Meh, She's gonna melt or turn out to be a robot like Peter's parents. poo poo the way they run around with LMD's I'd assume everyone was a loving robot if I was a super-hero in the 616.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Manatee Cannon posted:

spider-gwen and normal gwen are different characters, one doesn't preclude the other

They will probably meet though.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Skwirl posted:

Is Ben Reilly back? don't gently caress with me on this poo poo.

Not so far but the theory is the guy in the Jackal mask is actually Ben Reilly and not Miles Warren. Because we saw Miles Warren and he was old with a mustache, which the person wearing the Jackal mask didn't have.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



renew your vows obviously refers to when peter and gwen were married in secret wars

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Codependent Poster posted:

Not so far but the theory is the guy in the Jackal mask is actually Ben Reilly and not Miles Warren. Because we saw Miles Warren and he was old with a mustache, which the person wearing the Jackal mask didn't have.

After that thing where one of the Spider Queen's goons who had a blue hoodie turned out to be Captain America (because blue, red And white on the design), i'm entirely ready for someone to be hinted to be Ben Reilly but not because lol.

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
Why do they keep going back to clones?

Every single Spider-man fan hates clones. Spider-man hates clones. I'm pretty sure all of the clones hate themselves too (it's okay, Kaine. We all still love you.)

But this stupid rear end plot thread refuses to just go away.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



it's easy and lets them bring back characters they killed off for free

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
But the clones rarely survive the story.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



yes, so they can have whatever writer that wants to get to play with gwen and peter's relationship do that without ever having to change the status quo for longer than the clone story lasts

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Pureauthor posted:

Why do they keep going back to clones?

Every single Spider-man fan hates clones. Spider-man hates clones. I'm pretty sure all of the clones hate themselves too (it's okay, Kaine. We all still love you.)

But this stupid rear end plot thread refuses to just go away.

I don't hate clones. They're fine if used right. Let's just wait for the Peter Parker clones to start popping up before we call this the worst thing ever.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Clone stories are Stan Lee's fault, by the way. He was so frazzled by being yelled at by fans who could not deal with Gwen's death (these people are still around today and complain that all of comics jumped the shark when she died, btw) that he demanded Gerry Conway and everyone else working on the Spider-man book come up with a way to bring her back. Gerry was totally against it, but he had no choice. His only condition was that in bringing her back, they didn't undo the story they had been working towards of Peter having to grieve her and start moving closer to Mary Jane. So she came back, but she was a clone with the real Gwen's memory. And at the end of the story, she didn't die again, she just realized that her being a clone and Peter moving on and all this weird poo poo meant that even though she had Gwen's memory, things were never going to be the same, and she had to find a new place in life, so she left. And the cloned Spider-man died, and while Peter had some existential crisis about if he was the original or not, he eventually decided it really didn't matter.

And that should've been fine. But noooo.

goldenoreos
Jan 5, 2012

Take care of my animals while I'm gone
Can't wait for the Gwen Stacy vs Gwenpool vs Spider-Gwen battle royal.

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

today I learned J Jonah was a Jr. I heard a Jameson married Aunt May, but never read any of it, so I thought it was Jr. :downs:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


So before the Clone Saga got totally out of control, one of the power goals was to bring back cloned Gwen Stacy and kill her off, because it really bothered the writers that there was a Gwen Stacy running around with all of the original's memories and who knew Peter's secret identity. It made it weird when Peter brooded on her death.

After years of the complicated nonsense constantly derailed by marketing that was the Clone Saga, clone Gwen was still running around, unscathed. She didn't die until a Scarlet Spider/Spock team-up story very recently.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Yeah, and going by the back-up (and wow, Dan Slott just couldn't resist messing with The Night Gwen Stacy Died, could he?) shock of shocks - they're all just clones! Like, they explain the latest Gwen has DNA taken from her corpse so she remembers everything. So it's still just cloning, just with more, er...recent samples. So much for bringing back any of those characters, because shrugging and just accepting a clone as the original isn't usually how these things go (except for Ultimate Gwen).

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Lurdiak posted:

And that should've been fine. But noooo.

Yeah, and that was, what, a two or three part story from the mid-1970s? You never really stop to think about how the Clone Saga was built entirely on a story from 20 years earlier which hadn't really been revisited in the interim, and came out at a time when trade paperbacks just weren't a thing, so woe betide you understanding where these clones were coming from if you weren't up on two decades of Spider-Man mythology.

It's sort of like how you got all these Doctor Who stories in the 1980s written or influenced by the input of turbo-fans which were sequels to stories from the 1960s that a) had never been released on home video; and b) were often believed to have been wiped from the BBC tape archives. (There's one story from 1986 which is a sequel to a 1966 story which, at the time, was believed to no longer exist.)

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Yvonmukluk posted:

Yeah, and going by the back-up (and wow, Dan Slott just couldn't resist messing with The Night Gwen Stacy Died, could he?) shock of shocks - they're all just clones! Like, they explain the latest Gwen has DNA taken from her corpse so she remembers everything. So it's still just cloning, just with more, er...recent samples. So much for bringing back any of those characters, because shrugging and just accepting a clone as the original isn't usually how these things go (except for Ultimate Gwen).

The new Prowler book is going to have an interesting hook. He's a clone, but he's effectively the same character, because he was brought back the page after he died. The other new wrinkle to clones this time around, is that they need daily pills to keep from degrading.

I also liked that Peter is getting blamed by JJJ for his fathers death because he refused to let him get cloned organs.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Open Marriage Night posted:

The new Prowler book is going to have an interesting hook. He's a clone, but he's effectively the same character, because he was brought back the page after he died. The other new wrinkle to clones this time around, is that they need daily pills to keep from degrading.

I also liked that Peter is getting blamed by JJJ for his fathers death because he refused to let him get cloned organs.

I really don't see that going down any better than 'turns out the Peter Parker you've been reading about for the last 20 years or so was a CLONE!'. There is a difference, at least in Spider-Man's world, between the clone and the original - ever if you say 'well, this version has the memories of the original right up to his death', that's still not the guy people came to see. And I really don't think that there's going to be all that many people superenthusiatic about Hobie Brown, no matter how much Dan Slott has been trying to make him an integral part of the Spider-Man universe. He's just an copy of the inferior version of the character (sorry, Prowler, Spider-Punk is the Superior Hobie Brown).

So we're not getting back any of the classic characters really back, just clones (I think the cloned Otto is going to turn out to be a different character to the Living Brain Otto. I wouldn't be surprised if he winds up cloning himself a new Parker body to be the Superior Spider-Man again).

Edit: And JJJ has no reason to get mad at Peter, Jay was entirely conscious and in command of his faculties and chose to refuse treatment. It's not like Peter could stop him, he just argued it was a bad idea, and Jay agreed.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



y'know of all the characters it must suck to be in the spider-man universe, it must suck to be gwen stacy the most

ThermoPhysical
Dec 26, 2007



Wheat Loaf posted:

It's sort of like how you got all these Doctor Who stories in the 1980s written or influenced by the input of turbo-fans which were sequels to stories from the 1960s that a) had never been released on home video; and b) were often believed to have been wiped from the BBC tape archives. (There's one story from 1986 which is a sequel to a 1966 story which, at the time, was believed to no longer exist.)

I thought those were still lost.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Yvonmukluk posted:

I really don't see that going down any better than 'turns out the Peter Parker you've been reading about for the last 20 years or so was a CLONE!'. There is a difference, at least in Spider-Man's world, between the clone and the original - ever if you say 'well, this version has the memories of the original right up to his death', that's still not the guy people came to see. And I really don't think that there's going to be all that many people superenthusiatic about Hobie Brown, no matter how much Dan Slott has been trying to make him an integral part of the Spider-Man universe. He's just an copy of the inferior version of the character (sorry, Prowler, Spider-Punk is the Superior Hobie Brown).

So we're not getting back any of the classic characters really back, just clones (I think the cloned Otto is going to turn out to be a different character to the Living Brain Otto. I wouldn't be surprised if he winds up cloning himself a new Parker body to be the Superior Spider-Man again).

Edit: And JJJ has no reason to get mad at Peter, Jay was entirely conscious and in command of his faculties and chose to refuse treatment. It's not like Peter could stop him, he just argued it was a bad idea, and Jay agreed.

You don't see it going down any better? "The Peter you've been reading is a clone! Here's the real one!" Style of clone story invalidates years of stories because the character you're reading moving forward had been off screen for the years while the unwitting clone was being published. This new story doesn't have any bait and switch revelations yet, and letting them retain the original characters memories makes them essentially the same character, with the caveat that they have to take the Jackal's drug to stay alive.

There's plenty of characters that have had their minds put into clone bodies, and it's never brought up again that they aren't the original.

Oh, and Hobie Brown is awesome in any universe.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Open Marriage Night posted:

You don't see it going down any better? "The Peter you've been reading is a clone! Here's the real one!" Style of clone story invalidates years of stories because the character you're reading moving forward had been off screen for the years while the unwitting clone was being published. This new story doesn't have any bait and switch revelations yet, and letting them retain the original characters memories makes them essentially the same character, with the caveat that they have to take the Jackal's drug to stay alive.

There's plenty of characters that have had their minds put into clone bodies, and it's never brought up again that they aren't the original.

Oh, and Hobie Brown is awesome in any universe.

I'm not disputing the awesomeness of Hobie Brown. Also you talk about characters having been replaced by clones without any comment, but I can't think of any case off the top of my head (with the exception of the Marauders). I can't recall any case where the protagonist was replaced by their own clone, at least in comics. Just because they have all the memories of the host doesn't make them the same person, this was established back in the original clone saga.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Professor X is the example that comes to mind first.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I fuckin loved the Ben Reilly Spider-Man. I grew up on Spider-Man comics where Peter brooded and beat up Carnage and Demogoblin. Having a Spider-Man who was down on his luck but still made the best of it with a cheery attitude rocked. A new stable of characters that didn't have a lot of baggage (well the Thief's daughter I guess did). It felt fresh to young me.

Then they killed him by returning the Green Goblin. I didn't know at the time everyone hated the Clone Saga. I thought that was a lame copout, to bring back a villain who should have stayed dead. I continued to collect Sensational Spider-Man for a few more months until I realized the creators were never going to mention Ben again. Sure Peter went back to actually having fun, but I felt cheated after collecting all those Ben stories. I was invested in Ben and also young and stupid. So I dropped Spider-Man. I moved onto Starman and Sandman Mystery Theater.

I still love Spidey, but that saga really opened my young eyes on comics. Weird to think I'm the minority in the fact that getting RID of the clone saga had me drop Spider-Man.


Of course now I don't care, so much time has passed. It would be nice to have Ben get a good send-off, instead of constantly dying or being the butt-end of a joke.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Open Marriage Night posted:

Professor X is the example that comes to mind first.

When was this? And that almost certainly involved telepathy, not just 'cloned and everyone acts like it's the same person'. You could make a case for Otto, I guess, but even then he's a digital copy and the 'real' Otto died in SSM.

Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

Yvonmukluk posted:

When was this? And that almost certainly involved telepathy, not just 'cloned and everyone acts like it's the same person'. You could make a case for Otto, I guess, but even then he's a digital copy and the 'real' Otto died in SSM.

When he gets brooded, right? The Shi'Ar clone him a clean body (with working legs!) and he jumps across.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Test Pattern posted:

When he gets brooded, right? The Shi'Ar clone him a clean body (with working legs!) and he jumps across.

Yeah though his power set makes it easier to accept.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Dang, I've been listening to Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men for ages and I can't believe I forgot that bit. I remember the Brood Clones of the X-Men who Magik de-infested who then never appeared again, but not that.

Yeah, in that case he literally is jumping his consciousness into a new body, not a Jackal-style 'clone of dead person with all their memories up to point X'. That's been settled - at least Spider-Man wise - as being a distinct individual. So, Octobot-as-Otto would technically (it gets finicky with the whole digital backup thing) count as Otto because he's literally transferring his mind into the clone, but the others are just copies.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

It's always really odd to me in a universe where souls are demonstrably proven to exist that digital mind clones don't cause more fuckups. it means either someone figured out how to digitize the soul or they are weird soulless bodies running around fueled entirely by false self or somehow souls are created out of nothing

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

ImpAtom posted:

It's always really odd to me in a universe where souls are demonstrably proven to exist that digital mind clones don't cause more fuckups. it means either someone figured out how to digitize the soul or they are weird soulless bodies running around fueled entirely by false self or somehow souls are created out of nothing

Digital minds and characters who have supernatural possession-type powers like Sandman lead one to conclude that there is the terrifying prospect of minds being potentially immortal. How does a brain in a jar stop thinking or kill itself?

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Dunno if any of you web-heads have already seen this, but this person made some really nice spider-man comics. There's one where Spider-Man walks a lady home and talks to her about cowboy bebop because he is a sweet-hearted nerd.

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

Yvonmukluk posted:

Dang, I've been listening to Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men for ages and I can't believe I forgot that bit. I remember the Brood Clones of the X-Men who Magik de-infested who then never appeared again, but not that.

Was that the weird one-off New Mutants issue around FotM time? I remember wondering at the time what the hell is going on, why are we suddenly with Kitty and Lockheed in space fighting sleazoids again, it just seemed totally out of nowhere given everything actually happening in the series at that time.

Fabulous cover, mind.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
Please remember: these aren't clones. We're told over and over that they're not clones.

They are, in fact, a made up word that's a synonym for clones.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Sentinel Red posted:

Was that the weird one-off New Mutants issue around FotM time? I remember wondering at the time what the hell is going on, why are we suddenly with Kitty and Lockheed in space fighting sleazoids again, it just seemed totally out of nowhere given everything actually happening in the series at that time.

Fabulous cover, mind.

I think it fell in the gap between FotM and Inferno, yeah. I think it was to explain how Magik went away for a bit in an earlier story before she came back in the space armor with no explanation.

Rubiks Pubes
Dec 5, 2003

I wanted to be a neo deconstructivist, but Mom wouldn't let me.
I am really tired of them trotting out clones of Gwen Stacy every time the jackal is involved with anything. It's about as bad as sinister and his fleet of Scott and jean clones.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Rubiks Pubes posted:

I am really tired of them trotting out clones of Gwen Stacy every time the jackal is involved with anything. It's about as bad as sinister and his fleet of Scott and jean clones.

To be fair, cloning Gwen Stacy is literally why the Jackal was created, because Conway was being pressured to bring back Gwen by Marvel and this was his 'out'.

And Sinister is blatantly a Scott/Jean shipper.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Yvonmukluk posted:

And Sinister is blatantly a Scott/Jean shipper.

Now I understand why he's always depicted as an insane, depraved nutjob.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Rubiks Pubes posted:

I am really tired of them trotting out clones of Gwen Stacy every time the jackal is involved with anything. It's about as bad as sinister and his fleet of Scott and jean clones.

Like that Garth Ennis "superhero" Dogwelder, maybe Jackal needs a name change. Beware the guile of the gruesome... Gwencloner!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Most of those times it was just the one Gwen clone.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Petercloner!

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