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Potrzebie posted:Such healthy, good for body! She obviously ate too much smelly fruit. Her body had to let the heat out somewhere. . . and it has nothing to do with her sucking an old guy's herp-covered dilz for $1100 RMB.
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It might just be a split lip
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I had a lesson on elission and reducing-to-schwa that I did a handful of times in Thailand and Thai people thought it was hilarious running around saying " 'Mgunna" instead of I'm going to and by the end of class they'd taken it too far and started sounding like Kentucky metal shop workers and I had to pull it back a little.
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Haier posted:
rainy is a traditional girl. her lip just has a bit too much shang huo, that's all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcWzfitShtY
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I remember that story. Horrifying. It's worse with sound.
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Sheep-Goats posted:I had a lesson on elission and reducing-to-schwa that I did a handful of times in Thailand and Thai people thought it was hilarious running around saying " 'Mgunna" instead of I'm going to and by the end of class they'd taken it too far and started sounding like Kentucky metal shop workers and I had to pull it back a little. Oh my god, you should have just let it be. Imagine a town full of people where all the English teachers got 'em going in some kind of ridiculous American subdialect.
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Blistex posted:She obviously ate too much smelly fruit. Her body had to let the heat out somewhere. . . and it has nothing to do with her sucking an old guy's herp-covered dilz for $1100 RMB. Top Reasons Chinese People Say Cause Herpes: 1. Heat. Outer or inner heat. Heat is what causes herpes to form because it is heat escaping the body because we are too hot. 2. Spicy Food - see Heat. 3. Exercise - see Heat. 4. Hot weather - see Heat. 5. Fever - see Spicy Food. 6. Heartburn - see Spicy Food. 7. Emotions - see Heat. 8. Crying - see Emotions. 9. Cold Water - see Hot Weather. Top Reason You Never Hear A Chinese Person Say Causes Herpes: 1. "It's a virus that can be transmitted from one person to another." Top Response When A Chinese Person Is Told They Have Herpes: "What? You insult me. I never have that. You are so rude! It is heat. You are not a doctor. The doctor told me it is heat. So what if it was a TCM doctor. Doctors are doctors."
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Another popular thing to do in Tantan: Looking like your puppy just died
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Jeoh posted:Another popular thing to do in Tantan: Looking like your puppy just died What a weird rear end fetish "I really want to hang out with some sad sack tonight"
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ElGroucho posted:What a weird rear end fetish Goons were unavailable
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Oh my god, you should have just let it be. Imagine a town full of people where all the English teachers got 'em going in some kind of ridiculous American subdialect. Tell me if this is better or worse: I met an Italian guy teaching English in Thailand. His English was great! Flawless grammar. Very polite. Excellent vocabulary. 100% IT'S A' ME, MARIO accent.
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Imperialist Dog posted:Goons are always available
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Jeoh posted:Another popular thing to do in Tantan: Looking like your puppy just died Cool 10 y.o
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Pirate Radar posted:Tell me if this is better or worse: I met an Italian guy teaching English in Thailand. His English was great! Flawless grammar. Very polite. Excellent vocabulary. I had an Italian professor in college teaching the most pro-CCP class on East Asian history ever, a truly terrible woman
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Jeoh posted:Another popular thing to do in Tantan: Looking like your puppy just died ElGroucho posted:What a weird rear end fetish My latest Tantan stories: Old Lady Edition - New strategy - Swipe right as fast as possible and do twitch judgments. If my eyes don't immediately recognize a symmetrical and/or non-huge head or face then I swipe left. I barely even know what anyone looks like, and I don't remember who I match with. Old Lady 01: I matched with this cute older lady (45). We get to Wechatting (since she didn't speak English and Tantan has no translation) and she said she's looking for a serious boyfriend her age, and knows no young man such as myself would ever want that with her. I agree. She said I was handsome, so she wanted to keep talking. Calling me handsome while you're that old means you've solicited a dick pic from me. She's surprised and says she has to go. A few hours later she's back like nothing happened. She tells me she has a daughter and wants her to do well in school. She asks if I can tutor the daughter for an hourly rate. I ask her what her rate is, even though I have no interest. She say 80 is all she can afford. Less than $12 USD per hour. She's a single mom, divorced, and she works a lot in her company and just wants her daughter to do well in school. She asks if she can pay me with sex, because she wanted to ask if I can be her "young man lover" anyway, and figures it would be a win-win situation. I LOL. She said she thought about that photo I sent her and wants to "sit on." No resolution with her. Status still on-going. Not sure I want to try a cougar because she lives like 4km away and I am too lazy. Chinese moms are weird. Old lady 02: She's 47 and she looks really good for it. She's a TCM doctor and lives and works across the street (like diagonally about 200-300m). She's married, but at some point in their marriage while she was raising the kids the husband got a side-girl pregnant. She was ok with that because in her words "older Chinese don't see this kind of thing as a reason to divorce. Life is too short to worry details." But she worried details when the side-kid showed up one day because Ba wanted the kid to live with them. This meant Side-mom popping in from time to time. So my match left home many years ago and only goes back once per year to see her own kids. Still not a good enough reason to divorce, apparently. She said he's been screwing around the whole marriage and it's time for her to get a lover too. She's said she'll never live with him again anyway. So we're talking. I explained myself, sent a dick pic, she complimented me, and then out of nowhere she asks if I was thinking of marrying a Chinese woman. I said no. She sent me a photo of a very cute girl. I asked who. It's her daughter. She thinks I would be a good match. This is AFTER she's seen my dick pics and I've said some filthy things to her. She's trying to hook me up with her (very attractive) daughter. Now I'm embarrassed. I talk her down from this idea and tell her she's across the street and so close to me. She accepts and stops talking about it. We talk more and some days go by. Even though she's a TCM doctor, she never talks about it or tries to correct me about anything, not even hot water. Tonight she told me she has a young coworker that might be interested in me. I tell her this is too weird to have dirty talk with an old lady and then her trying to get me to dick her friends. She apologizes. No resolution. Didn't meet her yet, but probably by next week. I still feel weird, not sure if I am up to banging an old lady this year. Young girl 01: Matched with me and when I asked her what reason she was using Tantan (friend, boyfriend, lover, etc) she said her friends told her it's a friendship app and it seems too strange that people would consider a relationship or sex with someone from the internet. I tell her it's normal and not very complicated. She tells me Chinese girls don't do this. I say she's naive. She tells me to go back to America and find an American girl, because this is China and I am in the wrong place for such behavior. I Unmatched her. Young girl 02: 20 or 21-year-old college girl. She told me one story about herself, living with her family, strict life, not much freedom or time, just wants friends and can't think of boys at her age. We talk more and by the second day everything has changed. She lives by herself, she's busy with school but free every night, and "if you keep making me laugh I might fall in love with you." LOL, kid moves fast, she must be very stable. We do a voice call and I'm telling her all this stuff and then after like 10 minutes of me saying stuff to a girl I think is alone, I hear a giggle that doesn't sound like her. "Who else is in the room?" "It's my best friend. She's sleeping here tonight." "She can hear me?" "Yes, she can hear everything." "HELLO!!! MY NAME A COCO" "Cocoa?" "COCO!" Coco smokes cigarettes. If she smokes, she pokes. I ask for Coco's photo and get it. I tell Coco to come to my house. Two girls giggle. I tell them both to come to my house and sleep in my bed tonight. The line goes silent for a moment. Coco replies "I HAVE TO WC." She comes back and I ask if they are both virgins. They tell me to guess and I said "You are, but Coco isn't because she smokes." They giggle and tell me I am wrong, both are not virgins. I was concerned about that, TBH. Anyway, I was trying to get a date with Cocoa, but the original girl cockblocked me because she wants to come to my house to "learn English." She says guys her age are too immature and irresponsible and guys my age are much better, so she wants to try an Uncle instead of a Boy. She said if she decides she wants to be my lover, she will ask me to be her uncle. I can't stand these cultural terms at all. To be continued. Haier fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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It's like watching a raccoon break into a supermarket. I can't believe this is happening but I respect that he's having the time of his life.
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Pirate Radar posted:It's like watching a raccoon break into a supermarket. I can't believe this is happening but I respect that he's having the time of his life. This is an excellent....analogy? Metaphor? Whatever it is I love it.
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As always, great stories there Haier. I met a cool 40 something German-born English teacher in Thailand. He did have an accent but spoke perfect English as I recall. He had a prostitute girlfriend who looked like a teenager. One of her friends (who also looked like a teenager) called me stuckup or something like that because I didn't want to pay her to bone. I really was there to visit the Grand Palace, see cool art and chill on the beach and not there to pay for sex but it did seem like most of the people I met in Bangkok were there for that. It was much better once you got out of that concrete jungle.
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Pirate Radar posted:It's like watching a raccoon break into a supermarket. I can't believe this is happening but I respect that he's having the time of his life. It's happening and I fully approve of it and this post.
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I think it's more of a Bull in a China shop ifyaknowhatimean
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Pirate Radar posted:It's like watching a raccoon break into a supermarket. I can't believe this is happening but I respect that he's having the time of his life. this is a pretty good description for modern China, actually
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For the goons in education ITT: Here in Brazil they busted a private school scheme where the school split the students by grade and registered the most smart and promising ones under a separate school registry. So each class in the school was effectively a different school to the education board. The objective was to climb the ranks of highest average score on ENEM (brazil's equivalent of Gaokao) by only keeping the smart students scores and doing away with the stupid ones. When I saw the news the first thing I thought was "this must have originated from China". Have you guys ever seen something like this?
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Nanomashoes posted:Unless I just shifted into a parallel universe "I ever tell you about" is normal and common to say here in America. I've never heard that in America, and I lived there for 25 years.
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Pirate Radar posted:It's like watching a raccoon break into a supermarket. I can't believe this is happening but I respect that he's having the time of his life. Holy poo poo
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Pirate Radar posted:It's like watching a raccoon break into a supermarket. I can't believe this is happening but I respect that he's having the time of his life. Summed up so well.
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Pirate Radar posted:It's like watching a raccoon break into a supermarket. I can't believe this is happening but I respect that he's having the time of his life.
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Oh my god, you should have just let it be. Imagine a town full of people where all the English teachers got 'em going in some kind of ridiculous American subdialect. Most of them esoterically understand the rules of grammar already. What they need help with its minute to minute minutae of actually using the language. British people do the same thing as Americans, they just have a slightly different set of conventions for how they do it. Learning to talk like an American makes it easier to talk like a stuck up island pedophile if that's the accent you find preferable.
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nerdz posted:For the goons in education ITT: This is as old a technique as standardized testing itself, so of course it is 5,000 years old, from China.
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Haier posted:Calling me handsome while you're that old means you've solicited a dick pic from me. Holy poo poo  People telling you to write a book and sell it on Amazon for 10 cents aren't kidding.
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nerdz posted:For the goons in education ITT: This is basically how China consistently tops global standardized testing scores except they do it with cities
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Pirate Radar posted:It's like watching a raccoon break into a supermarket. I can't believe this is happening but I respect that he's having the time of his life. 
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Haier I am worried about your health though, because TGM, Traditional Goon Medicine, suggests that your dick may fall off from overuse. I prescribe to you 2 printer-carries a day, up at least 2 storeys. This will help you de-exert your penis and restore lethargy to your genital, which is overactive.
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Careful, Haier, or the TCM Doctor may cut off your "horn" and put it in boner pills!
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Ceciltron posted:Haier I am worried about your health though, because TGM, Traditional Goon Medicine, suggests that your dick may fall off from overuse. I prescribe to you 2 printer-carries a day, up at least 2 storeys. This will help you de-exert your penis and restore lethargy to your genital, which is overactive. He is just too hot. His penis must release heat, do you know?
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Neurion posted:He is just too hot. His penis must release heat, do you know? The herp will help with that.
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Any of you guys have read "Unmade in China"? Amazon link https://www.amazon.com/Unmade-China...conomic+Miracle If so, how does it compare to Poorly Made in China?
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Sten Freak posted:As always, great stories there Haier. cool you hung out with a pedophile sex tourist
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Jeoh posted:Another popular thing to do in Tantan: Looking like your puppy just died What wrong with her eyes? is it some kinda filter they use?
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