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sucks to your rear end-mar posted:I would probably not eat brownies that guy made for me even if they looked hella tasty. C'mon, who you kidding?
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I like how the only person to have called the police amidst all these murder schemes and child molestations is the lady whose brother peed on her bed.
Zulily Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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HardDiskD posted:I think my (F38) ex (M40) is planning to kill someone OOh, what if he's planning to commit suicide and frame her for his murder?
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he's 21, she's 18, and they're in the same class in school? so either this girl's been in college since she was 14 or that guy's a 21 year old high schooler
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I like how the only person to have called the police amidst all these murder schemes and child molestation is the dude whose brother peed on his bed. Can this be the thread title?
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CharlestonJew posted:he's 21, she's 18, and they're in the same class in school? so either this girl's been in college since she was 14 or that guy's a 21 year old high schooler One of his responses includes the phrase "Who gets to marry their highschool sweetheart anyway..." So he's not dating female Doogie Howser I'm pretty sure
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 21:13 |
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It was a woman whose brother peed in her bed
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I was a bit unsure about that, but in my defense, it was like several pages ago and I didn't want to doublecheck.
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gentle pete posted:My parents (60F/62M) has all but forced me (27MTF) out of the family because my presence triggers my sister (24F) The trick is to just save a whole jar of trans people for a month and then tip the jar over her at dinner. MageMage fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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This relationship seems destined for success.quote:I'm (29m)a viet dating a black girl(25f) who accused me the other night of liking her better with curly hair because she is appears weaker.
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quote:Boyfriend (36/M) wants to downgrade our relationship back to casual. I'm heartbroken (36/F) about this and don't know how I should be taking this news. I know I'm handling it wrong though.
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Lockback posted:This relationship seems destined for success. I cannot for the life of me parse anything meaningful from that story. Lockback posted:I'm (29m)a viet dating a black girl(25f) who accused me the other night of liking her better with curly hair because she is appears weaker. What? Lockback posted:This is the first time I've seen her with straight hair. This came completely out of left field for me and I was a little offended What?!
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 22:12 |
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Lockback posted:This relationship seems destined for success. Nothing better than a partner who freely offers criticism but cannot take any in return. Like, combine this lady with the "sore loser tantrum" one and the "superior to normies" lady and, boy, I'm getting excited just thinking of it!! I didn't read all the way through since it just seems like a run-of-the-mill "my relationship is not as serious as I thought it was" post, but any 36-year-old trying to do a netflix and chill pun deserves to be downgraded to casual. im cute fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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The warning signs were there, boxsets are like Netflix without the commitment of a monthly subscription
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 22:18 |
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Lockback posted:People are terrible (if true) this lady wants to live in the community but didn't bother learning jack poo poo about it before moving there. make friends with the people on your lawn, goddamn. e: this thread went some dark places. Strep Vote fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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I don't know what kind of idiot buys a dilapidated property next to a public park and is surprised that there is interference or trespassing, but I hope she embraces her inner arsonist and denies that lovely community their monumental hobo hump shack/public toilet/teenage drink n' gently caress spot permanently. Or just install some cameras, call the police, and then sue the city when the police refuse to do anything when presented with hard evidence of criminals doing criminal poo poo. OR just burn it all down. Move to the coast where human beings live.
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Let the
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Charge for parking.
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Strep Vote posted:Charge for parking. Two pints of blood.
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Strep Vote posted:this lady wants to live in the community but didn't bother learning jack poo poo about it before moving there. make friends with the people on your lawn, goddamn. "people are destroying and vandalizing my property a bloo bloo"
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Lockback posted:People are terrible (if true) There is only one solution.
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Oh no, I missed the angry nerd chat and couldn't share my "funny" story of a former friend who tackled me down a flight of stairs over PSO.quote:My[23F] bf[33M] of two years won’t let me shave when he’s away quote:My [24/F] boyfriend [31/M] is obsessed with my body hair/constantly asking me to shave, and it's driving me nuts. quote:My [20 F] boyfriend [21 M, seven months] resents me because I don't shave my armpits, but I have a legit medical reason quote:My [26 F] petsitter/sister [27 F] shaved my dog without my permission.
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quote:My [26 F] petsitter/sister [27 F] shaved my dog without my permission. This raises more questions then it answers
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Agentdark posted:This raises more questions then it answers quote:Jasper is my rescued wolf/husky/malamute mix. He doesn't have much wolf in him, so he's a great companion but those who are familiar with wolfdogs will know that they are easily stressed. As a result, I hire petsitters to watch him when I go away instead of kenneling him.
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quote:[23F] bf[33M] of two years won’t let me shave when he’s away I don't get this at all. Sure, tell your girlfriend that you'd rather she has longer hair because it looks nicer etc, but disallowing her from shaving... How broken do you have to be?
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"I only shaved a dog one time with these clippers, but the assholes at the store still wouldn't take them back!"
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How does he even manage to prevent her from shaving in the first place? She talks about not being able to shave before going swimming like there is an actual impediment and he can somehow stop her even though he's out of town.
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Nuebot posted:I am very disappointed she did not post a picture of the dog with his dumb haircut. Poor dog. I know someone who shaves their dog like that (short coat, fluffy head) and it makes their dog look even more retarded than usual.
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check out my Youtube posted:How does he even manage to prevent her from shaving in the first place? She talks about not being able to shave before going swimming like there is an actual impediment and he can somehow stop her even though he's out of town. Probably because if she shaves while he's away he's going to throw a fit saying that she was cheating on him and will leave her and she doesn't want that because she loves him.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I don't get this at all. Sure, tell your girlfriend that you'd rather she has longer hair because it looks nicer etc, but disallowing her from shaving... How broken do you have to be? Because if she decides to cheat on him with a younger guy they'll see the Pussy hair and immediately stop trying to bone her, that's the #1 defense against young horny guys
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check out my Youtube posted:How does he even manage to prevent her from shaving in the first place? She talks about not being able to shave before going swimming like there is an actual impediment and he can somehow stop her even though he's out of town. Presumably he'd get into a big fight/argument with her if he came back from being away and she was shaved?
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CharlestonJew posted:Because if she decides to cheat on him with a younger guy they'll see the Pussy hair and immediately stop trying to bone her, that's the #1 defense against young horny guys Exactly. That's what I was thinking. As a former young horny guy and current older horny guy, not having pussy hair probably ranks in the top 3 worst possible defenses against men imaginable. Or ya know, maybe don't treat your girlfriend like poo poo??? Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Oct 18, 2016 |
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Gaunab posted:Probably because if she shaves while he's away he's going to throw a fit saying that she was cheating on him and will leave her and she doesn't want that because she loves him. WampaLord posted:Presumably he'd get into a big fight/argument with her if he came back from being away and she was shaved? There is a recurring theme of people who go to insane lengths like this are actually cheaters themselves and are driven to do crazy poo poo like that by a mix of paranoia, greed, and guilt
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People that suspect everyone to be cheaters are usually cheaters themselves. That's why I always suspect everyone to be a secret moron.
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lmao that dog story is the best, I'm glad you posted the whole thing because a grown rear end woman buying clippers from the store, shaving a dog with them and then expecting the store to take them back makes it twice as good.
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Gaunab posted:Probably because if she shaves while he's away he's going to throw a fit saying that she was cheating on him and will leave her and she doesn't want that because she loves him. I think there was an episode of The League where the morally worst character on the show discovers his wife has shaved for seemingly no reason and assumes she must be cheating lazorexplosion posted:lmao that dog story is the best, I'm glad you posted the whole thing because a grown rear end woman buying clippers from the store, shaving a dog with them and then expecting the store to take them back makes it twice as good. Work retail, that woman's story is surprisingly common
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lazorexplosion posted:lmao that dog story is the best, I'm glad you posted the whole thing because a grown rear end woman buying clippers from the store, shaving a dog with them and then expecting the store to take them back makes it twice as good.
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It's a well known scientific fact that a giant 70s bush is a 100% deterrent to both rape and infidelity.
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scrubs season six posted:It's a well known scientific fact that a giant 70s bush is a 100% deterrent to both rape and infidelity. can confirm. no one will gently caress my scalp.
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Yeeesssssss, here is the good stuffquote:Should I (F 40’s) tell my friend that her (F 40’s) new appearance change is unflattering and will hurt her upcoming job interviews, and if I so, how do I tell her without hurting her feelings?
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