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My [30 M] best friend keeps telling me that I [26 F] have the personality of a black hole and that I look like a lesbian.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 05:15 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 12:41 |
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quote:My sister's [26F] husband [34M] admitted to having feelings for me [26F]. Family get-togethers have gotten very uncomfortable.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 05:54 |
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Flush the fucker out and make a scene among the family. Nuke the floor and salt the ashes.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 06:10 |
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I think they should gently caress right there on the Thanksgiving spread, right in front of the Lord and Grandma and everyone, and let the chips fall where they may. But whatever happens, definitely DON'T confront him and the wife while he's sober, and explain that his infatuation is pointless and unwelcome and that it is making you wild uncomfortable, and that while you love your sister dearly, you are disinviting yourself from hanging out with them until he gets his libido under control. im cute fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Oct 18, 2016 |
# ? Oct 18, 2016 13:18 |
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Are they twins? Dan sounds like the kind of jerk that thinks calling a pregnant woman's not-pregnant twin "hot" is a compliment.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 13:41 |
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Jack Trades posted:I cannot for the life of me parse anything meaningful from that story. Natural vs straightened hair and 'good hair' in general is a big thing historically for African-American women. Like, historically black women straightened their hair to look more like white ideas of what's pretty on women. I'm guessing she has a big chip on her shoulder about that for some reason and thinks her boyfriend wants her to look ghetto/unclassy as a control thing?
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 13:53 |
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Meanwhile in /r/askReddit Redditors who still love your spouse but are no longer sexually attracted to them: how do you handle intimacy? quote:(not me but) A friend of mine once told me that when he wanted to gently caress and his GF didn't, (which was most of the time), she would just read a book or watch netflix topless and he would sit there on the bed and jerk off to her tits...this has to be the most depressing relationship story I've ever heard IRL quote:I jerk off to our wedding/honeymoon sex tapes. quote:Moved in with my boyfriend of 5 years about a year ago. My sex drive is much higher than his so we rarely have a go at it. Once a week if that. He doesn't kiss me anymore which really bothers me as he used to all of the time. Not sure if that is normal. Also, he jerks it every morning by himself. I think he just might not be physically attracted to me anymore. It can be pretty painful sometimes. Like I physically feel my heart breaking. quote:The guy I gently caress turns the lights off - fine with me, I'm confident as hell in the dark. I do the poo poo I want to do and he imagines someone else doing it - we both win. Annnnnnd here we go. quote:We don't. I'm 34 and we don't have sex any more. As far as the emotional intimacy goes, that stopped too. All our conversations are transactions regarding the maintenance of the household.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 14:19 |
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The number of people in 2016 who rationalize that forcing an unhappy marriage will create a better environment for their child is frightening.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 14:25 |
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mind the walrus posted:The number of people in 2016 who rationalize that forcing an unhappy marriage will create a better environment for their child is frightening. Next generation will be full of happy and mentally healthy members of society.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 14:30 |
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I thought legalizing no fault divorce and abortion would curb this situation but here we are
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 14:42 |
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None of those sound like they're still in love?? Maybe the sex tape guy. Also, I hope "Stay together for the kid" guy realizes his daughter is going to grow up thinking of that relationship that makes him wish he was dead as normal. Either that or she'll move out at 18 and start a thread on Reddit that begins "Me (18F) and my boyfriend (40M)..."
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 14:51 |
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mind the walrus posted:The number of people in 2016 who rationalize that forcing an unhappy marriage will create a better environment for their child is frightening. No poo poo. I thought 'staying together for the sake of the children' was some goddamn remnant of the Fifties, but it appears not. I still think, though, that many of these people are just scared to be alone/start over, so they rationalize staying in abysmal relationships.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 14:56 |
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Just Normal People on the Internet.quote:My boyfriend is a great guy. We've been dating for 3 years next month and have gotten along very well. I trust him, I love him to pieces and I feel like he does the same. Edit: She even described the socks in the comments. I thought she was just using a stand-in or they were fishnets or thigh-highs or something, but nope. Just super boring but specific socks. quote:Short no-show type socks that end right below the ankle. Gotta have a specific curve to the top, gotta be a certain tightness, needs smooth texture and a thin seam. Also on a size 8 or smaller foot? Lockback fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Oct 18, 2016 |
# ? Oct 18, 2016 15:19 |
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This can only end well - 26 [M]y girlfriend [F23] of 2.5 years just gave me permission to seek out sexual partners after banning sex from our relationshipquote:To put this into context my girlfriend has converted to messianic jewish a few months ago. Since then we've had no sex and I just brought that fact up playfully in conversation and was told " well if it's that much of a problem go find you some. " and even suggested I look on Craigslist this was said without sarcasm or anger or anything. I will say that socks fetish dude is less gross/weird about his thing than "berth ell pup" dude, but that's damning with faint praise.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 15:42 |
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Jew here, confirming that messianic Jews are weird as poo poo those are the kind of Jews that love Jesus and think he was the Messiah and we are now living in the eternal kingdom of God or something, and they claim that they are distinct from Southern Baptists somehow (I do not know how)
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 15:46 |
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Jesus, just dump the girl. Any religion that convinced her all sex is bad means she's gonna get increasingly crazy with time.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 15:53 |
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This has ruined my brain to the point where I'm now paranoid this crazy poo poo is going to crop up in my own relationship
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 15:56 |
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Odds the department sock fetishist works in is shoes: 100%
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 15:57 |
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loquacius posted:Jew here, confirming that messianic Jews are weird as poo poo
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 16:00 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:this might get deraily but how the gently caress are they Jews and not Christians then Still thinking you're God's chosen tribe.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 16:04 |
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It's not an organized religion at all from what I can tell, but the girl I knew in high school who was one basically kept Jewish traditions and went to temple but felt that Jesus had fulfilled the Jewish messianic prophecy, but ignored everything in the bible written by Paul or anything after the resurrection? As you might expect she has a gazillion siblings and her family was super loving weird
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 16:05 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:this might get deraily but how the gently caress are they Jews and not Christians then special snowflake-ism Messianic Judaism is what would be called a "heresy" in a more organized religion than Judaism, but Judaism is disorganized by definition. One of our holy books (the Talmud) is literally just a collection of writings where ancient academics argue about poo poo. So instead of stamping weird ideas out we let them do their thing and make fun of them in posts on something awful dot com. ikanreed posted:Still thinking you're God's chosen tribe. for the record the ratio of "times I hear people on the Internet attributing this viewpoint to Jews" to "times I hear Jewish people expressing this viewpoint" is roughly 100 billion to zero
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 16:07 |
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Lockback posted:Just Normal People on the Internet. How the gently caress can someone have an ankle sock fetish Like, I get that the dude has bigger issues, but that has to be the most weirdly specific fetish I've seen.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 16:13 |
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loquacius posted:special snowflake-ism I asked a good Jewish friend in college about how it felt to be part of the chosen people and he was like, "holy poo poo, it loving sucks, why would anyone want this?" Messianic Jews are like Jews with a masochistic streak.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 16:24 |
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Strep Vote posted:I asked a good Jewish friend in college about how it felt to be part of the chosen people and he was like, "holy poo poo, it loving sucks, why would anyone want this?" Messianic Jews are like Jews with a masochistic streak. this is also the typical Jewish response upon finding out someone wants to convert
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 16:25 |
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with great power comes great responsibility - rabbi "uncle" benjamin
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 16:29 |
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quote:Me [23 M] with my GF [23 F] 5 years today, basically cheating via tinder. Should I do this crazy plan
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 17:37 |
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what's with these guys who need a notarized letter in triplicate saying "yes I'm banging your girlfriend"
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 17:43 |
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from the bureau of confusing titles: My [30'sF] mother [60'sM] is offended and claims my partner [29F] children [4M&6F] need to be punished because our daughter said "two moms are better than one"
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 17:45 |
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P-Mack posted:what's with these guys who need a notarized letter in triplicate saying "yes I'm banging your girlfriend" Denial is a hell of a drug.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 17:46 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:this might get deraily but how the gently caress are they Jews and not Christians then If it's this guy's organisation - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moishe_Rosen - they are Christians. It's kind of a Baptist bait and switch to get Jewish people to convert.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 17:49 |
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The ankle sock guy sounds like he made it up when he first met her on a dare but then they hit it off and he was too scared to admit the truth so he doubled down and now this is his life.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 17:52 |
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P-Mack posted:what's with these guys who need a notarized letter in triplicate saying "yes I'm banging your girlfriend" He knows exactly what's going on, she's just good at "winning" conversations with him and he feels like he needs 100% proof positive to make her stop blanket denying everything. feedmegin posted:If it's this guy's organisation - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moishe_Rosen - they are Christians. It's kind of a Baptist bait and switch to get Jewish people to convert. It's kind of ingenious really because Jewish history is full of people trying to kill and/or force-convert Jewish communities in order to eliminate our cultural identity. We're notoriously hard to convert because basically all our holidays are about that and we make a point of remembering it at all times. So this guy came up with a scheme where you could keep a weird funhouse-mirror version of the cultural identity AND accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior. I imagine if you have the misfortune to live in the rural Midwest or South where there isn't much of a Jewish community and the community there is places a large amount of emphasis on worrying about their neighbors' personal relationships with Jesus, it has a reasonable probability of working. Tender Bender posted:The ankle sock guy sounds like he made it up when he first met her on a dare but then they hit it off and he was too scared to admit the truth so he doubled down and now this is his life. Eh it'd have been super easy for him to "lose interest" in it gradually without admitting fault
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 17:56 |
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:02 |
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Wow let's keep the racy stuff outta here!!!
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:03 |
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Thanks a lot Nooner I just got fired from my job at the incredibly conservative 1930s puritanical Christian factory
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:05 |
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loquacius posted:He knows exactly what's going on, she's just good at "winning" conversations with him and he feels like he needs 100% proof positive to make her stop blanket denying everything. The trick he doesn't know is that you can still dump someone for cheating without them admitting it.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:06 |
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Allow me to play the part of "out of touch old man" here for a moment, but I think we've moved too far towards "No kinkshaming" where now all kinks must be not only accepted, but catered to constantly. A kink is supposed to just be a thing you do that enhances sex, it shouldn't be a required part of sex and more importantly, it shouldn't affect your non-sex life at all. The Dan Savage attitude of GGG seems to make people want to cater to their partner's kinks all the time or beyond a reasonable level, without getting anything in return.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:06 |
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WampaLord posted:Allow me to play the part of "out of touch old man" here for a moment, but I think we've moved too far towards "No kinkshaming" where now all kinks must be not only accepted, but catered to constantly. The original post said sockguy would also indulge in her kinks
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:08 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 12:41 |
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indulge your partners' kinks in the bedroom, if not in the macy's next to the sunglass hut at the local mall
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:09 |