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I consciously decided to stop lying about ten years ago. It was just too easy and I couldn't accept the responsibility. Always being honest isn't always easy. Recently I started lying again because it's easy as poo poo, people are stupid, and it's not my responsibility. Goons come clean in this thread.
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I just tell the truth because it hurts the most OP.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:03
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For personal gain, convenience, or entertainment.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:04
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Birryjoel throwing a tantrum in the fiction section and burning books because it's all lies as the whitecoats haul him off.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:05
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I lie to make people feel better. Your posting is great, OP
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Oct 19, 2016 05:05
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also because mods are fags. 7 days for rivals.com? weak
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Oct 19, 2016 05:08
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I don't lie! You're lying!
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Oct 19, 2016 05:10
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Mirage posted:I don't lie! You're lying! IF I SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH AND ENOUGH TIMES IT MAKES IT TRUE
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Oct 19, 2016 05:11
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Quadrapellegiance posted:also because mods are fags. 7 days for rivals.com? weak lol you got probated by derek smart. what's it like to be a proverbial coke machine
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Oct 19, 2016 05:13
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It's not a lie if you believe it.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:15
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You are all sinners under the eyes of G_d.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:15
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Skoll posted:lol you got probated by derek smart. what's it like to be a proverbial coke machine 
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Oct 19, 2016 05:16
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Mostly so I can sleep.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:20
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any, loving, number, of, reasons.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:20
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I am practicing so that I can run for office.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:22
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Lies. Always lies...
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Oct 19, 2016 05:25
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I try not to
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Oct 19, 2016 05:31
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I guess I lie through omission which I think is some bullshit. I don't tell people I actively dislike that I don't like them??
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Oct 19, 2016 05:31
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Convenience, mostly. I rarely lie when it might matter
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Oct 19, 2016 05:32
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control
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Oct 19, 2016 05:32
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:I guess I lie through omission which I think is some bullshit.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:49
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:I guess I lie through omission which I think is some bullshit. Imagine telling your boss to go gently caress himself when he asks you to work a weekend, instead of, "I can't do that, I have a previous commitment."
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Oct 19, 2016 05:56
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:For personal gain, convenience, or entertainment. also Jamoke posted:It's not a lie if you believe it.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:59
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:I guess I lie through omission which I think is some bullshit. I have to tell 6 billion people I don't want to have sex with them so they don't become presumptuous and assault me.
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Oct 19, 2016 06:07
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I lie because I'm lazy and I want people to get off my rear end about whatever I'm currently procrastinating about. I'm actually really bad about providing fake enthusiasm though, I don't like flattering people because I feel like it cheapens real compliments.
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Oct 19, 2016 06:07
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*fake laughs*
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Oct 19, 2016 06:13
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lol i told the truth once when i totally should not have and trust me it didnt benefit anyone soooo gently caress that
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Oct 19, 2016 06:16
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Lying is bad and you shouldn't do it
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Oct 19, 2016 06:22
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Nooner posted:Lying is bad and you shouldn't do it so I should tell you to your face you're a lovely poster
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Oct 19, 2016 06:24
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i never lie, op, but only because there is no truth to be found in this world.
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Oct 19, 2016 06:23
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It keeps life interesting. Don't watch this video. It's kind of lame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqfWLGYdxzA
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Oct 19, 2016 06:26
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if I'm throwing a surprise party for someone and don't want them to find out
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Oct 19, 2016 06:28
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Lying is cool and good.
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Oct 19, 2016 06:34
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I had lion for dinner. Not lion.
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Oct 19, 2016 06:37
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I'm betting there was a moral at the end of the Jim Carey movie Liar Liar that explained it
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Oct 19, 2016 06:44
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I lie to myself about myself. I never truly believe it though
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Oct 19, 2016 06:45
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"I am lying" or "everything I say is false." "This sentence is a lie."
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Oct 19, 2016 06:46
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To hide my many shames from the judgemental eyes of others.
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Oct 19, 2016 06:49
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Quadrapellegiance posted:so I should tell you to your face you're a lovely poster Yes, just be honest about things (:
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Oct 19, 2016 06:50
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I like the thread where the guy got really pissed off at me for playing with my thumbs at the dj show. He was so mad and confused and had pictures of all these different things that it means when in reality I don't give a gently caress and I'm gonna stand and talk how the gently caress I want.
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