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Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Haier posted:

One of my memories from year 2000 (or maybe 2001) was spamming Goatse on Geocities "guestbooks." I thought I hit gold when I found a page for some lady's baby shower and grandparents and relatives were posting in it. Trolling was so simple back then.

I think I know what you should start sending people on that dating app instead of dickpics.

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The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

caberham posted:

Do you feel that you have been harassed

no not at all, if I didn't I wouldn't have joined the group. Or used the app

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

The Great Autismo! posted:

no not at all, if I didn't I wouldn't have joined the group. Or used the app

:cripes:

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

caberham posted:

Hey club rats can be crazy too!

There's nothing wrong with sending naked pictures online. As long as the other party is ready for it and likes it. If not then you are no better than some rear end in a top hat flasher in the subway

lol what's wrong with casual sex you prude???

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

I'm not sure how seriously the guy who says "you're not doing China right unless you're insanely bitter about it" is arguing TBH.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
So today, I was reading about people acting childish who got extremely defensive when called out and insisted that the other person was actually at fault.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Please don't get this thread closed again you loving goons

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Pirate Radar posted:

So today, I was reading about people acting childish who got extremely defensive when called out and insisted that the other person was actually at fault.
Uhh.. That's exactly Face culture... in a China thread.

http://i.imgur.com/j5Y1sPY.gifv

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Haier posted:

Uhh.. That's exactly Face culture... in a China thread.

http://i.imgur.com/j5Y1sPY.gifv

the first bit of this gif i thought he was trying to draw a vagina

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Am I supposed to feel harassed? Like nothing really offends me tbh

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Haier posted:

Uhh.. That's exactly Face culture... in a China thread.


I was waiting for the kid to pee on it, and the mom not caring.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Blistex posted:

Really, any other country would have had a huge financial collapse by now, but nobody would have guessed how much money the CCP had under their mattress to throw in this massive "sunk cost fallacy". There was a graph posted earlier in the thread showing how the CCP has been step-by-step, RMB-by-RMB picking up the slack in investment from the private sector, which anyone with some grasp of economics knows is not feasible. The CCP has had a bit of self-awareness, in that they have been trying to buy up as many foreign companies as possible which they see as being future powerhouses. There was a German automation company a month or two ago that the CCP set up for failure so they could buy it out cheap, and other instances like Volvo, IBM, and a host of oil/mining companies as well. The problem is that buying out an innovative company only works for a few years, before they turn it into an "innovative company with Chinese characteristics" and they are once again stuck with assets that are falling behind the technology curve.

The crash is happening, it's just a matter of how bad they want it to end up being. Had they let the market do its own thing, then they might have had their very own "USA 2009" on their hands and might even be past the worst of it by now and on the way to recovery, but the way the CCP is playing things they're acting like they will be able to "outspend it" forever. What I'm thinking is going to happen is that they are going to have their version of the "Great Recession" in a few years, but the government will have spent so much of their savings (and allowed so much of it to go to Vancouver) that they won't have the resources to try and bail out their economy like the US did and they will have a "forever recession" like Japan has been in for the past 30 years, but without the extensive modern infrastructure, impressive social security system, and absolutely no goodwill left to rely on.

Should things get that bad, the country could see itself going back towards Cultural Revolution-esq crackdowns on personal freedoms, or a full-blown peasant uprising. Given the other social and environmental factors piling up, China is setting itself up for a massive fall that is going to shake the entire world economy to its core.

I love to tout Mark Blyth and he did touch in this in one of his recent lectures. Basically the chinese will "deal" with it, but not in a western way we'd recognize. The whole drat system is a black box to us and we don't know how it'll work, but we can assume people are gonna die. Somewhere around the 40-50 minute mark, I don't rememeber, but basically he's a funny and engaging guy so listening to the whole thing should be no problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsbBTm40YVc

Also in retrospect, the bailouts were dumb. As is thinking markets will fix everything. Iceland did it right, let banks fail and institute capital controls.

His Divine Shadow fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Oct 19, 2016

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Are the Pro-bejing group scared that they will get placed against the wall (And harvested) if Beijing doesn't get what it wants 100% of the time? They're getting schooled by High school kids over Oaths. Boat rocked by only a couple of words.

https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/10/19/video-pro-establishment-lawmakers-stage-walk-out-to-prevent-localists-from-retaking-oaths/

quote:

The swearing-in session of the Legislative Council on Wednesday was adjourned after pro-establishment lawmakers walked out in an effort to block three lawmakers from retaking their oaths.

Pro-Beijing lawmaker Wong Ting-kwong, who left out one instance of “Hong Kong” in his oath during last week’s swearing-in session, was the first to retake the pledge on Wednesday, followed by architecture functional lawmaker Edward Yiu Chung-yim.

Before independent lawmaker-elect Lau Siu-lai and Youngspiration’s Yau Wai-chin and “Baggio” Leung Chung-hang could retake their oaths, pro-establishment lawmakers staged a walkout.

Their action led to an adjournment of the swearing-in session as the number of lawmakers present fell below the quorum requirement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3BVLehKC_w

Independent Paul Tse Wai-chung earlier demanded the Youngspiration duo apologise, and urged other pro-establishment politicians to walk out of the chamber in protest.

Pro-democracy lawmakers called the pro-Beijing camp’s walkout a “violent and blunt” action.

Cheng Chung-tai of localist party Civic Passion said: “This is how [the pro-Beijing camp] does harm to Hong Kong society.”

Pro-Beijing lawmaker Martin Liao Cheung-kong said: “To deprive the chamber of a quorum was a difficult, painful decision. When Paul Tse suggested the tactic, we did not know the government would file for an injunction.”

Late on Tuesday, the High Court denied an application for an interim injunction launched by the government to block the Youngspiration politicians from re-taking their oaths. However, the government was granted leave for judicial review and a hearing is scheduled for November 3.
martin liao

Youngspiration’s Leung earlier said that the pronunciation of China as “Chee-na” in last week’s oath-taking session is due to his “Ap Lei Chau” accent. “Chee-na” has a similar pronunciation as “Shina,” an archaic Japanese term that is now considered offensive to many Chinese people.

Leung said that he planned to retake the pledge in Cantonese.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Please post more about loving

Send al the dick pics

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

BONGHITZ posted:

Please post more about loving

Send al the dick pics

Who's Al?

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
One lucky sonnofabitch if he's getting a bunch of dick pics.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Murray Mantoinette posted:

One lucky sonnofabitch if he's getting a bunch of dick pics.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Al. Not Alien.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Had a guy talk to me about SHEN YUN which is a music and flippy dance show about 5000 Years of Culture (tm) done by Falun Gong guys. It reminded me of this thread, and sounds like an okay time. I guess. I guess.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Fojar38 posted:

the great thing about martin jacques was that he used to shill for the USSR in the exact same way back in the 70s and 80s

not sure what else you guys think is gonna happen as the us continues to decline

US culture is utter garb anywya, I welcome china

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Dely Apple posted:

Had a guy talk to me about SHEN YUN which is a music and flippy dance show about 5000 Years of Culture (tm) done by Falun Gong guys. It reminded me of this thread, and sounds like an okay time. I guess. I guess.

Do Falun Gong enjoy 5000 years of China too? Usually they're white guys wearing rasta hats with beards that have not been shaved in 5 years chasing me with a flyer about CHINESE GOVERNMENT ORGAN DONATION

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Hey Haier, how's Shenzhen? There's double typhoon and major rains. Hong Kong is doing ok because it's actually a well planned city for flood mitigation. Shenzhen, not so much. I remember a shenzhen goon got trapped in a bus when a 15 minute bus ride turned into a 2 hour spectacle. And there's another typhoon coming friday so maybe more rainstorms this weekend

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


this got pass over but i'm letting you know this is a cool and good video

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:

caberham posted:

Please go on and tell us how much more cumification you need

:tutbutt:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Hah, the old "photoshopped her picture over a model" trick.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
So Duerte is visiting China meanwhile anti American rallies are spiralling our of control in the Phillipines. Makes me wonder how many pesos China paid them?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Kharnifex posted:

So Duerte is visiting China meanwhile anti American rallies are spiralling our of control in the Phillipines. Makes me wonder how many pesos China paid them?
It's being known more and more that he is personally being funded by China and willing to sell his country out to them for his own profit. There was an article on one of their news sites saying how the land for fake Chinese islands was given/sold to them from PI mountain soil. He's a nutcase and I hope some day the locals there all figure it out together, but his cult of personality will probably keep that from happening.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Ultimate China

https://i.imgur.com/XaADonI.gifv

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
I'm bored, haier please post about chinese tinder

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

THE PWNER posted:

I'm bored, haier please post about chinese tinder
I got this 20 minutes ago. I turned her down because I want to watch some shows I downloaded.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
well it was after she has no bad smell, you could watch the show then meet her when bad smell is gone

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Haier posted:

I got this 20 minutes ago. I turned her down because I want to watch some shows I downloaded.


What was the smell?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

serious norman posted:

What was the smell?
Something a lot of people complain about is how bad the breath of Chinese people can be. There are many factors, but a main one, IMO, is that they (due to TCM) think one or two cups of water for an entire day is too much, even with exercise. It's an actual non-water-drinking culture. Halitosis reigns supreme for many people. I've rejected girls over constant stink mouth and get complaints that drinking water is too difficult.
I told that girl if she ever wants to come over to start chugging water a few hours before and to brush her teeth. Like, it literally smells like an open sewer, so I feel like my "rules" are pretty basic. She never got offended about it, and was more ashamed she couldn't tell her breath was bad because she works in sales and is scared the customers will run away.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Are tongue scrapers actually common in India/Pakistan? That story made me wonder if there's anything I fail to do which would gross people out and man, tongue scrapers work. That's what I thought of. I used one for a little while and my tongue never looked healthier and cleaner before or since.

Also helps with breath!

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
how old are you so I can decide how creepy this is and scold you for loving hot babes

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

THE PWNER posted:

I'm bored, haier please post about chinese tinder

No, this thread cannot sustain anymore Haier stories. Between FBRs moral outrage at the idea that Haier is trying to get laid and the three pages of date rape / dating app talk; It's just not a great idea. When I get to work I'll find something on China and add to the discussion.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
tonight i went out and met up with a group of expats, like six guys and two girls, and i brought up the conversation about sexual harassment and dick pics, and every single one of them had a different view and argument, and it went from sexual predator to freedom of speech and censorship to sexism to "cat calls are far more offensive than dick pics" and after like 45 minutes i just took my beer to go and left while they were still talking and i was like "seriously who gives a poo poo you guys" and i just walked out.

i still am unsure what i think bout dick pics on dating apps, nothing has clarified anything for me in the past 24 hours, but hot drat if everyone else and the freakin' world doesn't have a strong opinion about it

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
I'll add something about china: I have been with this girl for 2 months and she's already telling me that one day we should go to China and I need to be put into her family's "family book" because her father (the same one who hosed her over completely if you remember) has no male children and is extremely scared that he will be The Last Of His Line. so I will be like his son or something?

she showed me pics of it, it's really cool actually, has drawings of obviously made up ancestors from like 1000 years ago, drawn in colour pencil in the 19th century and poo poo. what do i do? Is this a normal thingi n china? What the gently caress/

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
History is fake. Mao killed the gentry

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
weird opinion here but: dont send pictures of your dick to people

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