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i frequently see justin lee collins pissed out his head in bristol, right laugh
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Looke posted:i frequently see justin lee collins pissed out his head in bristol, right laugh Good times
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Oct 19, 2016 12:35
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Looke posted:i frequently see justin lee collins pissed out his head in bristol, right laugh What's the Duchess of Cornwall doing in Bristol?
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Oct 19, 2016 12:49
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The Big Taff Man posted:Did he nonce you? He frequently took another male student on holidays abroad. He was also a magician.
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Oct 19, 2016 12:56
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Akuma posted:No but he bought me gifts and asked me on ICQ if I touched myself at night. And said I could "mow [his] lawn" to earn some money... Looks like he was trying to once you. I won't put you on the too ugly to nonce list in my notebook
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Oct 19, 2016 13:10
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Interview with Alan Partridge about his new book. http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/film/news/a4592/alan-partridge-what-ive-learned/ I know Pissflaps will enjoy one of his answers
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Oct 19, 2016 13:11
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Akuma posted:No but he bought me gifts and asked me on ICQ if I touched myself at night. And said I could "mow [his] lawn" to earn some money... What gifts did he buy you?
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Oct 19, 2016 13:34
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Maelstache posted:I think he's a fairly well-known comedian in Ireland (Michael Redmond is his name). The only other work of his I'm familiar with is a series called "Eamon, Older Brother Of Jesus", which was apparently considered too edgy for broadcast on Radio 4 Most of the characters in Father Ted are quite famous in Ireland. They talk about them in the commentary as though they're huge celebrities. I have seen the priest who is really boring and won't stop talking live doing standup though, he was pretty good too!
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Oct 19, 2016 13:39
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"for my next trick" *licks his fingers and places them behind your ear* "a-hah" *he removes his penis from behind your ear*
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Oct 19, 2016 13:42
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Pissflaps posted:What gifts did he buy you? I had to do morning classes very early before school on Fridays (not with him) and Maths was my first lesson, and he said I didn't have to work, I could just sleep in the lesson... I blocked all of this out for years and only really remembered about 5 years ago.
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Oct 19, 2016 13:45
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Akuma posted:I had to do morning classes very early before school on Fridays (not with him) and Maths was my first lesson, and he said I didn't have to work, I could just sleep in the lesson... This doesn't add up.
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Oct 19, 2016 13:53
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Pissflaps posted:This doesn't add up. What doesn't add up?
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Oct 19, 2016 13:55
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Oct 19, 2016 13:56
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Akuma posted:I was big into the Dreamcast and Resident Evil at the time and I mentioned I really wanted the Japanese import of Biohazard CODE: Veronica so he imported it from Japan for me. I'm sure there was something else as well but I don't remember. Do you think you may be blocking out... other things?
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Oct 19, 2016 13:56
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Paperhouse posted:Do you think you may be blocking out... other things? 
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Oct 19, 2016 13:58
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I've never met any famous people (I met David Trimble once but politicians don't really count) but I did have a history teacher who ended up getting sent down on child pornography charges.
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Oct 19, 2016 14:00
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 today we are studying trigonometry, Smith if you could position yourself into a right angled triangle
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Oct 19, 2016 14:00
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Its times likes this Im really glad I keep extensive notes on all of you
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Oct 19, 2016 14:01
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Wheat Loaf posted:I've never met any famous people (I met David Trimble once but politicians don't really count) but I did have a history teacher who ended up getting sent down on child pornography charges. That's all in the past.
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Oct 19, 2016 14:10
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The Big Taff Man posted:Its times likes this Im really glad I keep extensive notes on all of you Well, Taff, I can say those notes are now evidence.
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Oct 19, 2016 14:44
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thread just got dark as hell. Can we go back to talking about Crystal Maze or something? Unless someone has a story of Richard O' Brien noncing them in the Aztec Zone
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Oct 19, 2016 14:53
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So uh yeah, how about that iPlayer?
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Oct 19, 2016 15:06
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I still shudder when I hear "automatic lock in"...
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Oct 19, 2016 15:07
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What's everyone's favourite thing than happened on a Children in Need/Comic Relief/Stand Up to Cancer telethon? My favourite is when they get newsreaders to do awkward song and dance routines.
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Oct 19, 2016 16:08
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Looke posted:i frequently see justin lee collins pissed out his head in bristol, right laugh Cripes I live in Bristol. I didn't realise I was in such danger
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Oct 19, 2016 16:15
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Rondette posted:Just hover over the image, it should come up with 'edit' as an option- or, once you have uploaded the image the top right will have a drop down box with options for sharing/editing in. Yes, that's how I got the image URL to share but there's still no size options. Went with timg tags instead, thanks
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Oct 19, 2016 16:36
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Disgusting Coward posted:I still shudder when I hear "automatic lock in"... What Zone did he touch you in?
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Oct 19, 2016 16:53
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Rarity posted:Cripes I live in Bristol. I didn't realise I was in such danger
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Oct 19, 2016 17:05
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Paperhouse posted:I lived there for three years until recently and the only famous person I saw was Arya Stark in the pub one time. She was wearing cat ears.
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Oct 19, 2016 17:10
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WeAreTheRomans posted:What Zone did he touch you in?
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Oct 19, 2016 17:16
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It was "common knowledge" among students that one of my teachers was a nonce at secondary school. After a few years he was fired for being a nonce and then everyone was surprised. Kids are poo poo. also they have annoying voices and I don't find them very attractive
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Oct 19, 2016 17:42
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Paperhouse posted:I lived there for three years until recently Oh god maybe we know each other 
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Oct 19, 2016 18:37
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Rarity posted:Cripes I live in Bristol. I didn't realise I was in such danger it's sad, i saw him in cabot a month or so ago, and you could tell he wanted to be recognised 
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Oct 19, 2016 18:56
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Yay, team rickshaw is on, that means I can get out of having to watch The One Show until it's over! Even mum gets fed up of it at this point. Oh yes, you're very disabled, how disabled are you? "Well, I'm currently taking a break from playing Rugby..." "My dad died and I got a bit sad for a while" "I have epilepsy I guess" "Y'what? I can't hear you, I'm deaf" "I'm just from Syria" < All legit kids they've chosen. This thing pisses me off every year. They don't pick any kids with actual physical disabilities or special needs because that would make their life way too difficult, they get them to ride this stupid bike thing around for a while, trumpet about their problems and then dump them at the end of it. It's pointless. One of them even has cycling as her main hobby!
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Oct 19, 2016 19:48
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Just a bit of charity work for the daft kids
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Oct 19, 2016 19:53
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Some Strange Flea posted:Industrial to start, changed to Ocean after few couple years. Then inevitably, Friend. Our school was visited by TV's Bananaman on behalf of the 'British Banana Marketing Board' - he told us some facts about bananas, apologised that he couldn't fly and gave us all a free banana. One of the most exciting days of life in a Midlands Primary School. Refreshingly nonce free anecdote.
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Oct 19, 2016 20:54
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bananaman touched me when i was 9
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Oct 19, 2016 20:56
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thehustler posted:Yes, that's how I got the image URL to share but there's still no size options. You can resize it in the edit function too, but yeah timg does well too. To add to the JLC stories, I once walked past him (or did he walk past me?) in Bristol. This was around seven years ago now, before his star crashed into the Avon Gorge. Also, there are a lot of Goons with South West connections here.
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Oct 19, 2016 22:47
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Only just heard now that Julian Simmons has retired from the UTV. His introductions to episodes of Corrie (see link) were the stuff of legend.
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Oct 19, 2016 23:03
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Somebody I knew almost ran over Savile once, he was running along the side of an unlit road somewhere near Bradford, at night, possibly shirtless and with no visibility things on him. They considered afterwards that maybe they should have done it, nobody would have convicted them.
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Oct 19, 2016 23:23
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