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I think we should just start posting pics of our cocks and screenshots of our bank balances.
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SpelledBackwards posted:Guys guys guys, I went to a mini horse's birthday party last week. Unfortunately for you guys, the owner was really nice (this party was for adults, and she had a separate one for kids and yet another for adults and kids with special needs) and wasn't spending extravagantly on the party. We hung out in the front lawn and drank beer and fed the little guy carrots and apples. She brings him to the house for petting sessions on the regular just because. I only found out about it because of the Nextdoor app where she posts whenever he's out and about. If you haven't already made the joke that you're "feeling a little horse" with that photo at least a dozen times you should reevaluate your life. That had better be your next "calling in sick" email.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 04:52 |
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therobit posted:Its you. You're the Bad With Money. Hey man just because that little horse is a money pit doesn't mean he shouldn't get a cake. That little horse seems chill. I'd party with that horse. He reminds me of Lil' Sebastian.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 06:58 |
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Residency Evil posted:Sup BWM medicine buddies. Live the dream. Live the dream for those of us who can't because we did have kids and need to make reasonable decisions about cars and saving money.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 11:14 |
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n8r posted:I think we should just start posting pics of our cocks and screenshots of our bank balances. What if we're BWC?
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Subjunctive posted:What if we're BWC? Hope you've been saving up cash, then.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 12:52 |
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brainwrinkle posted:I would think the fixed costs like stabling and veterinary bills don't scale with horse size. No, miniature horses and regular size horses both live 20-30 years. Food costs would be cheaper for sure, though.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 14:38 |
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I wanted to see how bad this scam was: You fill out an "I am a sucker" form, and they send you account details to wire money to. After you send a deposit you get a login. Purportedly. It looks like a pretty straightforward wire fraud: send them money and never get anything back.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 14:56 |
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I'm sorry, but mini-horses are totally not BWM. Mini-horses named Bernard might even tip into GWM territory. Easier to board, more fun to be around, and you can rent them out to kid's birthdays on weekends for folding cash.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:00 |
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n8r posted:I think we should just start posting pics of our cocks and screenshots of our bank balances.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:00 |
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n8r posted:I think we should just start posting pics of our cocks and screenshots of our bank balances. Check your PMs.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 15:20 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:Check your PMs. Username checks out
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 16:22 |
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Oh look, another fool got himself in 165k worth of student loan debt Wait, credit card debt? https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/58hkaz/165k_of_credit_card_debt_desperately_need_advice/ $165k of credit card debt - desperately need advice posted:
Oh, and apparently 105k worth of student loans after all. Moneyball fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Oct 20, 2016 |
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How the hell does that happen. He has no luxury items? You can't buy cocaine with a credit card + his daughter lent him 150k. I don't get it.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:15 |
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She claims it's this:quote:He has never missed a payment, which is why his credit score is still so high. My mother wasn't working when he took out all the loans and so he wasn't able to pay for expenses without putting them on credit cards and things got out of hand and now he's stuck just paying interest without the ability to decrease the balance.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:26 |
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Colonel J posted:How the hell does that happen. He has no luxury items? You can't buy cocaine with a credit card + his daughter lent him 150k. I don't get it. Gambling. It's always gambling. sup from reddit. https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/58fcdr/found_out_my_wife_is_a_scammer_stealing_amazon/ quote:Found out my wife is a scammer stealing Amazon inventory to make a lot of money. I want to divorce and report her but am afraid she will blackmail or frame me. Colorado. (self.legaladvice) canyoneer fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Oct 20, 2016 |
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lovely dad
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:45 |
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canyoneer posted:sup from reddit.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:52 |
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Haifisch posted:That's very good with money, just bad with wife. And life. And not getting arrested for fraud. I can't believe that scam works. That's really stupid and I'd expect Amazon to have black balled her quickly.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:58 |
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Yeah eventually someone is going to receive one of her empty boxes and they'll trace it back to her, I mean, if I'm understanding the claim correctly.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 19:57 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:Yeah eventually someone is going to receive one of her empty boxes and they'll trace it back to her, I mean, if I'm understanding the claim correctly.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 20:09 |
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Twerk from Home posted:I can't believe that scam works. That's really stupid and I'd expect Amazon to have black balled her quickly. I literally can't believe that scam works. As in, I do not believe the Reddit poster at all. Either that's not the full scam or it's a fake post. Amazon opens and inspects FBA merchandise regardless of new or used status, including the stickerless commingled. (https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201231500) They will absolutely see that issue the moment it happens.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 20:52 |
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I went to an informational meeting about changes to our work retirement plan today. The questions ranged from "how do I know what my balance is?" to "I'm down 17% this year, wtf?" to "can I put my 401(k) in gold and individual stocks?"
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 20:53 |
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Did anyone mention Bitcoin?
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:23 |
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Colonel J posted:How the hell does that happen. He has no luxury items? You can't buy cocaine with a credit card + his daughter lent him 150k. I don't get it. Cash advances maybe
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:49 |
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Barry posted:Cash advances maybe Horses and horse related fees, then the horses died, and then there were dead horse fees.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:50 |
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https://bitcoinira.com/ Can't remember if this was posted but it's great
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:08 |
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Sundae posted:I literally can't believe that scam works. As in, I do not believe the Reddit poster at all. Either that's not the full scam or it's a fake post. Amazon opens and inspects FBA merchandise regardless of new or used status, including the stickerless commingled. (https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201231500) Would the inspections pick out a broken/obsolete laptop, though? For whatever reason I'm inclined to believe the post, though it would take an intensely idiotic person to post in detail about that online while living with the wife.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:45 |
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Sundae posted:I literally can't believe that scam works. As in, I do not believe the Reddit poster at all. Either that's not the full scam or it's a fake post. Amazon opens and inspects FBA merchandise regardless of new or used status, including the stickerless commingled. (https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201231500) quote:Products listed as "New" It sounds like for a laptop they would just check the box condition and whether or not it is sealed.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:48 |
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Amazon tracks absolutely everything in their fulfillment centers, employees and merchandise. They know when an employee has stopped working for two minutes and will find you and find out why. Someone sending in empty boxes or damaged merchandise will be discovered very quickly. The FC that I worked worked at didn't inspect the incoming items that were fulfilled by Amazon but it's very easy to find out who sent in which item. Everything in the Amazon FC has an LPN barcode on it, it looks like this - The LPN is the top sticker, the yellow cs sticker is much older and not used anymore. Tracing it back to who sent it in is very easy and no problem for them. I don't believe the persons story.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:20 |
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And what do you call this BWM act?quote:Throwaway account here. I feel you. My dad went through almost the same thing. I am a 27 year old guy, and I have sisters in their 20s/30s. (Reply in the "my dad somehow has >100k in credit card debt and I'm avoiding explanations for how it got that high" thread)
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 23:47 |
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Biscuit Joiner posted:Amazon tracks absolutely everything in their fulfillment centers, employees and merchandise. They know when an employee has stopped working for two minutes and will find you and find out why. Someone sending in empty boxes or damaged merchandise will be discovered very quickly. Yeah it sounds like maybe she's just straight up selling drugs but came up with the Amazon story to throw her dumb-as-a-brick husband off the trail? But why would you cover up an illegal activity with an illegal activity? Ehhhh fakepost I guess.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 00:57 |
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Escort? I call escort.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:00 |
Everyone who works for Amazon seems to think it's super duper impossible but they send me the wrong poo poo and leave items out of orders and just straight up other people's entire orders all the time. And yes I'm talking about amazon not some other seller on amazon. But but the robots and the computers ITS IMPOSSIBLE
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:22 |
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They absolutely make mistakes. If the person packing the orders puts the item in the wrong box or puts the shipping label on the wrong box the computer has no idea that it happened until the customer complains. After Amazon receives the complaint they can tell where, when and how the mistake was made and question the employee about it. Make a lot of mistakes and you will be moved to a different area or fired. I had them come to me months after I made a mistake to ask me about it. I was processing items in to the system and putting LPN tags on them. I scanned the UPC on the items box and then dropped it, I picked up the wrong item and put the LPN tag on it instead of the original. Some one got the wrong item in thier order. Mistakes happen but they know why. Biscuit Joiner fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Oct 21, 2016 |
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Sundae posted:I literally can't believe that scam works. As in, I do not believe the Reddit poster at all. Either that's not the full scam or it's a fake post. Amazon opens and inspects FBA merchandise regardless of new or used status, including the stickerless commingled. (https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201231500) She's actually selling drugs but that's not upper class white people enough so she made up something more white collar-y, gotta keep up appearances.
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Pryor on Fire posted:Everyone who works for Amazon seems to think it's super duper impossible but they send me the wrong poo poo and leave items out of orders and just straight up other people's entire orders all the time. And yes I'm talking about amazon not some other seller on amazon. No, that part is totally possible because mistakes are always possible. The part that isn't possible is reliably making a scam out of this scenario: #1 - Ship fake stuff to Amazon to sell (which entails either using Amazon-compliant bar codes, using their LPN center, or using a third-party, Amazon-approved pre-packaging center for their labels). #2 - Creating a return shipment to reclaim your inventory, thus getting the real inventory back (which will be barcoded as well and checked out of the Amazon inventory) #3 - Somehow not having the eventual real-world customers report bullshit boxes to Amazon (which have LPN labels indicating they all came from you, and LOOK, RECORDS SHOWING YOU KEPT RECLAIMING INVENTORY OH WHAT A NIFTY SCAM) You aren't getting away with that for even months, let alone years and hundreds of thousands/millions of dollars. One thing Amazon is absolutely incredible at is doing retaining all the data they ever need to cover their own asses (but probably not yours).
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 04:05 |
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If you're smart enough to make a bunch of money doing something illegal for several years, then smart enough to think of a plausible but still illegal cover story, why not just apply your faculties to making a living doing something questionably legal
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BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:If you're smart enough to make a bunch of money doing something illegal for several years, then smart enough to think of a plausible but still illegal cover story, why not just apply your faculties to making a living doing something questionably legal You wouldn't make enough money to continue your rich girl life with a stay-at-home artist husband, probably.
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BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:If you're smart enough to make a bunch of money doing something illegal for several years, then smart enough to think of a plausible but still illegal cover story, why not just apply your faculties to making a living doing something questionably legal Then you'd have to pay taxes
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