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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


James Adomian is prepped to replace him whenever that sad day comes.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Carly is a mess.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Karl Barks has issued a correction as of 03:22 on Oct 12, 2016

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

finally someone does an interview with the only candidate tht ever mattered

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a49513/lincoln-chafee-interview/

and questions that got cut for some reason:

http://www.putthatshitonthelist.com/2016/10/lincoln-chafee-on-his-campaign-regrets.html

Karl Barks has issued a correction as of 16:15 on Oct 14, 2016

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

There's no chance that guac didn't come from reconstituted avocados.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Linc :smith:

quote:

Looking back on the primary, are there things you wish you did better?

I guess the big mistake—I went back and forth on including the metric system angle. I was just crossing my fingers there would be some intellectual approach to the various proposals I put out in my announcement speech, which kind of covered the gamut, from ending capital punishment, to bringing Edward Snowden home. Also, I was for TPP. Unfortunately, my crossed fingers didn’t work, and it just turned into more of a joke about metric, not “let’s look at the bigger picture.”

The metric system seems like it works everywhere else.

Canada had it. And I was there when they were doing the transition to it. It's no big deal!

It could be our undercurrent of anti-European sentiment.

Yup. I was saying, should I put it in or not? My wife said, no, it will be misunderstood. And she was right.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a49513/lincoln-chafee-interview/

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

oh my god he just keeps rewatching the debate tapes

quote:

Another thing that didn't go according to plan was the debate. Do you feel like you didn't get a chance to show yourself off?

Yes, I knew going on that, again, it's about entertainment and it was going to be about Secretary Clinton and Senator Sanders. But I didn't expect the moderator [Anderson Cooper] to interrupt me so much and give me so little time. If I had to do it over again I would've engaged more and said, "I didn't come here to debate five people, I came to debate these four people!" I've watched the tape a couple times. I couldn't get a rhythm going without any time, and without being interrupted in my answers.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

lol chafee is uncle Rico from napoleon dynamite

gheist
Oct 15, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yeah that guacamole looks nasty like it has mayo in it.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/henchgirl_comic/status/788957749828870144

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

this assumes a level of affection for her son that i do not believe exists

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


I don't care for Jeb.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

After reading this article I sure wish we had a positive candidate that is liked by majority of the people inside and outside of the US and did extremely well in Rural areas, didn't have Russian buddies or building aggro against them, and had a good plan to improve the country.


If only there was such a person who existed and could've been nominated to be a candidate.


:bernin:
Bernie Sanders

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

ThndrShk2k posted:

and had a good plan to improve the country.

lol, you had me going up until this part. Very funny.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

lol, you had me going up until this part. Very funny.

:bernin:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
whats rayund pawl up to these days

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

lol, you had me going up until this part. Very funny.

haha nice try but I spotted you as a troll the minute you came in here 😎

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

whats rayund pawl up to these days

keeping his senate seat I presume

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
taking uninterested pictures of himself outside neighborhood establishments

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Lastgirl posted:

whats rayund pawl up to these days

Being disappointed in his son.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

whats rayund pawl up to these days

Auditing the fed by crawling around their dumpster looking for receipts.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Rand alPaul posted:

Auditing the fed by crawling around their dumpster looking for receipts.

I'd respect him more if this was true

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Pinterest Mom posted:

oh my god he just keeps rewatching the debate tapes

The 30-second short of his answer to the question is just savage: I voted for something that I didn't know anything about that would have passed easily without my vote, so I should definitely get a do-over on this one.

Poor little Senator's son.

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug

Lord Of Pie posted:


EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A FLASH DRIVE INTO THE SLOT. ITS BERNIE SANDERS SPEECHES AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BERNIE loving SANDERS. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CORPORATE SHILLS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SERVED TWENTY FIVE YEARS IN THE GALAXYS MOST RETARDED GOVERNING BODY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug


Hail SS-18 Satan may His passage cleanse the earth

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lathespin.gif posted:



Hail SS-18 Satan may His passage cleanse the earth

You're so lucky you live in a state that allows write-ins.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I can't believe you didn't write in the one true candidate, Rocky De La Fuente

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Lathespin.gif posted:



Hail SS-18 Satan may His passage cleanse the earth

That paper looks like it's gonna be rough on the anus and not work very well at all.

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug
no write-in options for CA senate though!! stuck with harris or sanchez or nobody. that poo poo pisses me off, the real decision was between 'lucifer lightbringer' and 'a carne asada street taco' imo

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug

logikv9 posted:

I can't believe you didn't write in the one true candidate, Ed Balls

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Lathespin.gif posted:

no write-in options for CA senate though!! stuck with harris or sanchez or nobody. that poo poo pisses me off, the real decision was between 'lucifer lightbringer' and 'a carne asada street taco' imo

Since it's a jungle primary doesn't that mean you should only have two choices because it's already the runoff.

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug

counterpoint:



:love:

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Rand alPaul posted:

You're so lucky you live in a state that allows write-ins.

And for that matter a state that allows you to photograph your ballot!

Er, right?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Rand alPaul posted:

You're so lucky you live in a state that allows write-ins.

He doesn't. In California, write-in votes for candidates who have not filed a statement of candidacy and a slate of electors with the Secretary of State are simply not counted.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pinterest Mom posted:

He doesn't. In California, write-in votes for candidates who have not filed a statement of candidacy and a slate of electors with the Secretary of State are simply not counted.

The conspiracy against Deeze Nuts has won. :qq:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
http://embols.com/2016/10/11/dnc-encourage-clinton-to-step-down-so-sanders-can-defeat-trump-4/

wtf

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


every time i read this thread title i laugh

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