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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

The Glumslinger posted:

Jesus, how did Trump manage to lose a roast?

Yes how in the world did the man devoid of humor lose a comedy competition?

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

The Glumslinger posted:

Jesus, how did Trump manage to lose a roast?

hillary was nastier than the comedy central people

by saying he wasn't a billionaire

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Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Trump is folding his arms all the time

he's really guarded right now

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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/789277232673988608

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Pathos: Sep 8, 2000

Is there a stream where I can watch old parts of this? I've missed it up until now and I don't want to rob myself of the Trump meltdown

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Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

breaklaw posted:

Wut? She didn't read poo poo but her printed out speech.

Psssst. You can "read a room" before you get there.

# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:44

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/789274213144104960

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/789274441427607552

holy poo poo these people are predictable

bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahaha *doubles over, hands on knees, sucking down wind* hahahahahahahahahaha

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

what the gently caress was that creepy anti abortion line gently caress this guy

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Johnny Joestar: Oct 21, 2010; Don't shoot him?

...
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donald is a loving egomaniac, do you really think he even remotely 'gets' the whole roast thing?

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Rocks posted:

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/789277232673988608

hes trying to count that high

# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:45

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

The Glumslinger posted:

Jesus, how did Trump manage to lose a roast?

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Colonel Corazon posted:

I'm gonna need context on this one

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brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

Lastgirl posted:

you know

his entire facial expression journey

represents donald's campaign

like that was us in january. Just smiling and laughing, like haha this poo poo is crazy

then we start going oh poo poo what the gently caress by august

and now we're just like that guy

and then hillary grinning like mad as she prepares to clean his clock

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

breaklaw posted:

Wut? She didn't read poo poo but her printed out speech.

There's probably twice as many jokes on that page as she actually used...the room's reaction to what she did is how you decide what to go with next so you don't, for example, end up getting booed for going low 4 jokes in a row while people are tweeting about how you're ruining it

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Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

Chokes McGee posted:

sucking down wind

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Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

bump_fn posted:

what the gently caress was that creepy anti abortion line gently caress this guy

he's a catholic cardinal what the gently caress do you think he's gonna say

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

The Melania joke is even funnier when you realize he didn't think it was a joke.

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disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

hanales posted:

LITERALLY booed? loving

According to CNN no candidate has been booed at one of these things before.

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Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm gonna need context on this one

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AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Epic High Five posted:

Dolan mugging hard on keeping Donald amused and happy

Don has to feel like he has powerful male allies or else he may go nuclear

If Dolan weren't such an epic shitbag, I would feel a touch of pity for him, because he has to keep the angry citrus from having a tantrum and ruining the fancy dinner.

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

WHO SAW HIM LAUGH? IS IT ON FILM?

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Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Pathos posted:

Is there a stream where I can watch old parts of this? I've missed it up until now and I don't want to rob myself of the Trump meltdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oniAhOcxGxk

can rewind it

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

The Glumslinger posted:

Jesus, how did Trump manage to lose a roast?

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

disjoe posted:

According to CNN no candidate has been booed at one of these things before.

Carter got booed.

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disjoe posted:

According to CNN no candidate has been booed at one of these things before.

carter was

not to this level though

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

This man's taken more Ls this month than most sports teams have the chance of taking in one year

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Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

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a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

big fans of roasts:
michael scott, gob bluth, donal tremp

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Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/789274213144104960

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/789274441427607552

holy poo poo these people are predictable

Yes, please attack a room full of Christians giving money to the needy. Please go with that strategy.

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