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Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
OH GOD WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I want someone to shop the kid's hood so the big brother is giving him an Atomic Wedgie.


Bubblyblubber posted:

OH GOD WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH



:golfclap:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jamoke posted:

JESUS GOATFUCKING CHRIST MY TERCEL!!!



Oh my god. :lol:

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012














WHO THE gently caress TOOK GRANDMA INTO THIS THING??

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Dude needs a suit if he wants to do the creep properly...

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Chivalry.jpg

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Jamoke posted:

A gentleman never tells.



This is it. This is the post that broke me.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014


Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
1. ^^Start playing this song at the chorus in another tab or app if viewing on a overpriced miniature pocket computer that you use like a child's toy cell phone

2. Continue scrolling.

3. ????

4. PROFIT

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Gentlemen...

...behold.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
"You ladies ever seen an all white meat drumstick before?"

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
"MOTHER NO"

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Sharpie: blackface for dicks.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
"Let me go, I must go with him!"

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
"Be a sport, give the kid a boost so he could get a good gander."

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
"Meh beats Nutley on a Tuesday night."

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

:staredog:

The ride never ends, does it.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
[Feminine shriek] "Not again! And it's worse than last year! "

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
"FRANK?!" "DAD?!"

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Goonspawn: The Quickening

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
"OM NOM NOM" [airplane noises]

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
"[translation required]"

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
"OH GOD HE FOLLOWED US HOME"

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Halloween GBS '16



Grab a bowl of dick.

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008



Sweet jesus

:worship:

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
The rest of the forums can be gay and dead, so long as we get this thread every year.

That Ignorant Sap
Nov 20, 2010

YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' AT A
BUNCH OF RHINOS, HERE.
Scrolled down waiting for the Do IT guy staring at the flasher edit. What we got was so, so much better, goddamn...

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hahaha the same mediocre joke run into the ground never stop doing what you do man what a wild ride

what is it that's making people scared originally (not the photoshops)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Madcosby posted:

hahaha the same mediocre joke run into the ground never stop doing what you do man what a wild ride

what is it that's making people scared originally (not the photoshops)

They're actually really mad about people who ask the same god drat question on every page.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Madcosby posted:

hahaha the same mediocre joke run into the ground never stop doing what you do man what a wild ride

what is it that's making people scared originally (not the photoshops)

Hahaha. The same mediocre shitpost repeated by the same poo poo-poster in this thread - never stop doing what you do. Man, what a wild ride.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I Hate This Thread And I Need Everyone To Know It

mpyro
Feb 9, 2003

'Cause I live and breathe this Fillydelphia freedom

Jamoke posted:

"OH GOD HE FOLLOWED US HOME"



Why is Harry flashing Hagrid ?

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

oh, my god













just, all of it. bravo

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
Nightmares Fear Factory 2016: Jamoke appreciation station

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
I dunno why Jamoke's brain suddenly snapped but I'm happy we can all benefit so deeply from it.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



This thread is like finding that house on Halloween that gives out full size candy bars. All treats, no tricks from Jamoke this year!

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

]

Jamoke posted:

[the flashing photos]

You are a god among men, thank you for making me think I gave myself a hernia I was laughing so hard

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Can you read my mind?

Do you know what it is that you do to me?

I don't know who you are.

Just a friend from another star.

Here I am, like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god.

I'm a fool.

Will you look at me?

Quivering. Like a little girl, shivering.

You can see right through me.

Can you read my mind?

Can you picture the things I'm thinking of?

Wondering why you are all the wonderful things you are.

You can fly. You belong in the sky.

You and I could belong to each other.

If you need a friend, I'm the one to fly to.

If you need to be loved, here I am.

Read my mind.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Look, up in the sky.

It's a bird...

It's a plane...

No, it's...

...holy poo poo did you see him nail that sumbitch?!




Pretty certain it's a fake.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Canned Panda posted:

WHO THE gently caress TOOK GRANDMA INTO THIS THING??


I know right.

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