Hector Beerlioz posted:

A sexual what?

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

No.

Freestyle posted:

Hey guys, let's talk about porn!
But don't dare actually post any porn. In this porn thread.

Hell of a thread you got here OP. Puritanism is mental disorder.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i bet there's some sick poo poo there you grotty old felcher you

Commie NedFlanders posted:

no judgement zone

dethkon posted:

That's nice. Next question is a 2 parter: How did you decide to traffic pornography, did you go to school for it? And also, have you thought of doing anything positive with your time instead?

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

- No, I can't / won't get you a free account to our paid sites.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

For almost 3 years now, I've worked for the company that owns Brazzers, Pornhub, Youporn, Redtube, Digital Playground, and a poo poo load of other porn sites. A few of you might have seen me mention this in the past, so I figured for anyone who has any questions, they could ask them here, in the grand ol' GBS porn thread, because I don't want to bother with an actual Ask/tell thread.

I'll knock out a few common ones:

- No, I can't / won't get you a free account to our paid sites.

- I'm not too desensitized to porn, only a little. It hasn't ruined my sex life whatsoever.

- My wife works here, too!

- Yes, I've seen some absolutely horrible poo poo that's been uploaded to our free sites by awful people, but I can't go into any detail whatsoever regarding what it was or our policies about that sort of thing. Needless to say, we take care of those situations, and that's not some sort of euphemism. Don't be gross.

- yes YOU can work here, too, filling any sort of role, based on your skills! You have to live in the Montreal area, though.

(edit: my favourite porn stars are Angela White, Sophie Dee, Brooke Little, Maggie Green, Anna/Tanya Song, Kerry Marie, and Siri)

If you have questions you don't want addressed in this thread, pm me. I love my job a LOT, maybe even more than my old job, when I was doing sound and music for casino games. Maybe.

The Wizard of Poz posted:

What is your actual role? Like, on your CV.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Content formatter". I'm on the team that handles the media requests and video formatting for when cable companies order our paid content, for either regular late night broadcasts, or their pay-per-view orders.

It sounds boring, but it's waaaay better than trawling through the Pornhub photo albums, checking the backgrounds of uploaded regular vacation pictures () for anyone underage.

There used to be this chubby red-haired guy who would upload photos of his spread rear end in a top hat DAILY. That's one thing, but he'd also be situated in a way where you'd also see his crazy eyes and grin in almost every picture.

You know the Nightmare Factory thread of the scared people getting their pictures taken? You know that really, really intense "yes, BRING IT!"-looking guy? Well, imagine him with a bit of a red-beard, and that's pretty much the face I'd see just off to the side of his gaping anus.

Jeesis posted:

Spoilers, if you want to make ungodly amounts of monies without very much work.

1. Learn to draw and get really good or even just passable. Honestly the more obscure the fetish the less skill it takes to please your customers.
2. Draw any fetish especially really obscure and the most disgusting poo poo you can think of or others can think of.
3. Engage just enough in the furry community to get known. Most of the work will be done for you anyway.
4. Once you get well known for drawing horrible disgusting porn, start doing YCH (Your character here https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/YCH).
5. Start doing these once a week with the most boring easy to draw poses. You basically just have to draw a bunch of things happening and leave one of the characters blank.
6. Reap the benefits of people paying 1000+ monies just so they can see their boring uninspired "Character" be put in your picture.
7. Pull out once you made a good chunk of monies because the furrys are toxic assholes who bitch that you "stole" their style or poses or other bullshit.
8. Do human porn as well to maximize profit, especially if you draw underage cartoon characters engaging in horrible sexual situations. An example would be: rape, scat, gore, body horror, zoophilia, insectophilia, etc.


When that dries up start either making fursuits that cost like 100-200 in materials and then can be sold for 1500+ or commissioned dildos. Again pull out once you got good monies because you will encounter poo poo people who will try and make your life hell.



http://ych.commishes.com/followUp/ One of the first links is $340 for some not so well drawn tentacles loving a MLP character, seemingly someones OC donut steel. http://ych.commishes.com/auction/show/5LC/ych--tentacles-female/


I was bored so I wrote this up, hope geebis likes it. The short version is, have zero morals and you can make good monies. But that is true for anything.

Applewhite posted:

If you catch someone uploading *bad stuff* are there procedures in place to send the FBI (or the Canadian equivalent) directly to their house?

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

- Yes, I've seen some absolutely horrible poo poo that's been uploaded to our free sites by awful people, but I can't go into any detail whatsoever regarding what it was or our policies about that sort of thing.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jeesis posted:

Spoilers, if you want to make ungodly amounts of monies without very much work.

1. Learn to draw and get really good or even just passable. Honestly the more obscure the fetish the less skill it takes to please your customers.
2. Draw any fetish especially really obscure and the most disgusting poo poo you can think of or others can think of.
3. Engage just enough in the furry community to get known. Most of the work will be done for you anyway.
4. Once you get well known for drawing horrible disgusting porn, start doing YCH (Your character here https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/YCH).
5. Start doing these once a week with the most boring easy to draw poses. You basically just have to draw a bunch of things happening and leave one of the characters blank.
6. Reap the benefits of people paying 1000+ monies just so they can see their boring uninspired "Character" be put in your picture.
7. Pull out once you made a good chunk of monies because the furrys are toxic assholes who bitch that you "stole" their style or poses or other bullshit.
8. Do human porn as well to maximize profit, especially if you draw underage cartoon characters engaging in horrible sexual situations. An example would be: rape, scat, gore, body horror, zoophilia, insectophilia, etc.


When that dries up start either making fursuits that cost like 100-200 in materials and then can be sold for 1500+ or commissioned dildos. Again pull out once you got good monies because you will encounter poo poo people who will try and make your life hell.



http://ych.commishes.com/followUp/ One of the first links is $340 for some not so well drawn tentacles loving a MLP character, seemingly someones OC donut steel. http://ych.commishes.com/auction/show/5LC/ych--tentacles-female/


I was bored so I wrote this up, hope geebis likes it. The short version is, have zero morals and you can make good monies. But that is true for anything.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Content formatter". I'm on the team that handles the media requests and video formatting for when cable companies order our paid content, for either regular late night broadcasts, or their pay-per-view orders.

It sounds boring, but it's waaaay better than trawling through the Pornhub photo albums, checking the backgrounds of uploaded regular vacation pictures () for anyone underage.

There used to be this chubby red-haired guy who would upload photos of his spread rear end in a top hat DAILY. That's one thing, but he'd also be situated in a way where you'd also see his crazy eyes and grin in almost every picture.

You know the Nightmare Factory thread of the scared people getting their pictures taken? You know that really, really intense "yes, BRING IT!"-looking guy? Well, imagine him with a bit of a red-beard, and that's pretty much the face I'd see just off to the side of his gaping anus.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

don't you get desensitized to that kind of stuff after a while? i mean i'm just a regular internet man and that only sounds horrible in the abstract. if i saw it i'd probably just admire the guy's enthusiasm if not his butthole

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

For almost 3 years now, I've worked for the company that owns Brazzers, Pornhub, Youporn, Redtube, Digital Playground, and a poo poo load of other porn sites. A few of you might have seen me mention this in the past, so I figured for anyone who has any questions, they could ask them here, in the grand ol' GBS porn thread, because I don't want to bother with an actual Ask/tell thread.

I'll knock out a few common ones:

- My wife works here, too!

- yes YOU can work here, too, filling any sort of role, based on your skills! You have to live in the Montreal area, though.

lonesomedwarf posted:

actually you can find a lot of good stuff by searching for specific pictures and adding "boner" to the end. lady with an ermine and boner. mona lisa boner. the hands resist him boner

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Alexa Tomas is my favorite. Her abs could kill


Did you meet your wife while you both worked for PornHub? What does she do? How much porn do you watch outside of work?

Do you speak French? Is PornHub a bilingual company? loving Quebecois

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

saint isaias

lonesomedwarf posted:

i love masturbating i do it all the time. im masturbating now. i dont usually look at pictres of videos but i do it a lot too, i masturbate to the concept of a woman i am very intellectual in that manner. but when i choose to look at pictures or video its one chick trying to fit as many cocks in her mouth at once and the cocks are touching and rubbing together

edit ive also really been into this picture lately of the last supper but its been edited to add giant oversized boners in it

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

No, met my wife before she got hired on, and then I was hired on a year later. She works in advertising.

I don't really watch any outside of work, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

I barely speak French. I mean, I used to, but I've lost it since. The company is Mindgeek, and while we have offices all over the world with people who speak any number of languages, English is the first and foremost one used.

Screw the OQLF.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

btw what's porn

sucks to your rear end-mar posted:

Brittney white is the best pornstar and her performance in 'oily chocolate tits' is worthy of the top pornstar Emmy or Oscar or whatever.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Neat.

So how does MindGeek make money? Who pays for porn in TYOOL 2016?

Chill la Chill posted:

I thought this was the ongoing but renamed bailey jay thread and I'm disappointed in the lack of bailey jay.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Even after working here for as long as I have, I'm STILL learning of new pornstars.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

well they haven't stopped making them