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Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I fail to see anything wrong about a rich guy loving hookers and expecting fast service for good money. Did he grab her by the pussy tho?

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Elblanco
May 26, 2008

loquacius posted:

did any of this make sense to anyone else because my eyebrow went up when he called Italians "minorities" and I stopped trying to make sense of it around the Canada part.


It's just a guy saying he's sick of being called racist and poo poo because ita a fact that minorities are ruining everything, not just his hosed up opinion. He also blames black people for Detroit being the way it is now.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Also brown people ruined Canada. Hadn't you heard? That's why nobody lives there anymore.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
RE: Detroit -
Coleman Young did have a gently caress-whitey attitude as mayor. But holy poo poo lol if you think that's been a bigger problem than white suburbanites hating the black city.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

Regardless of whether this one is true it makes sense and is 100% in character for him

Stopped believing at "generous tip"

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Also brown people ruined Canada. Hadn't you heard? That's why nobody lives there anymore.

Yeah it's a hellscape now, just this morning I had to brew my own coffee before work.

What get's me is that these idiots who blame welfare queens just KNNOW that their tax money is going to them. How do you know? Do you follow your individual tax dollars all the way down the line?

Do you not realize most of your tax money goes to the military complex which is actually the biggest welfare scam ever created?

How stupid are you idiots?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Hi I'm a super virulent racist, but first let me lay out why in an anonymous post. What a loving garbage piss bitch

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
loving wops stealing my tax dollars

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Alt-right idiots always have "totally justified reasons" for thinking the way they do which when they articulate them turn out to be entirely in their head (see: not getting jobs or dates he thought he was entitled to; seething all day at welfare queens) or complete nonsense (see: the Muslim takeover, decline, and fall of Canada)

Stickfigure posted:

I fail to see anything wrong about a rich guy loving hookers and expecting fast service for good money. Did he grab her by the pussy tho?

There is the part where he's running for President on the ticket of the party of family values and our lord and savior Jesus Christ

e:

runupon cracker posted:

Stopped believing at "generous tip"

hey, no one respects women more than him, he said so

loquacius fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Oct 20, 2016

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



lol if you're so dumb that you think minorities are getting jobs instead of you because they're minorities and not because you're the kind of person that is so dumb that thinks minorities are getting jobs instead you.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Hahah, I missed the part about him not getting dates. That's not actually because of your race, homes.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



*sets up dating profile*

"Hi there. I have been single for a long time so I thought I'd give online dating ago. My likes include video games and anime, my dislikes include minorities and music that minorities listen to."

*never gets any replies*

"Must be those loving minorities stealing all the women."

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I'm not racist. I just think Muslim people are a disease, illegals steal jobs from honest American fruit pickers, black people destroyed Detroit, and that Bleach is the best anime ever made.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Let he who has not grabbed a woman by the pussy cast the first stone

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

CharlestonJew posted:

Let he who has not grabbed a woman by the pussy cast the first stone

*throws rock*

aw man fan of britches is way worse than pork pro.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Trump confessions are up, must be late October

quote:

In 2002 we went to Atlantic city for a family vacation for the week in September to celebrate my parents 25th anniversary. My brother and I were early teens and obviously to young to go to the casinos and adult stuff so we enjoyed the beach and board walk while our parents did their thing.
Any way when we got back home we had a bunch of video from the vacation as my father recorded everything. During the time we were their they were running the miss America thing in one of the boardwalk buildings. Apparently my parents went to a meet and greet dinner that happened during the expo and in one of the videos my pops recorded has Donald Trump smacking a contestants rear end and her looking like what the gently caress pissed. Me and my brother found it funny at the time.
With all the poo poo going on I called him the other day to see if we should upload the tape or give it to someone but decided against it as we don't want our 15 minutes of fame for bringing this video up.

quote:

I'm on Imodium aka lope aka yes that goons boyfriend died from it aka anti diarrhea medication

I take up to 170~ 2mg pills at least every other day and sometimes daily just to stave off the withdrawals and have been like this for at least a year and few months

The "high" is sort of enjoyable but the main reason I take it is just to fend off withdrawals

I work retail so getting the pills is easy every day and it's not a problem to take that many pills anymore in less than a couple minutes

I do want to get off of it and have to time my days off to take big amounts of laxities and it's almost an all day affair sometimes

I dont post much and would never even admit to using them even the real way of 4-6 pills max

must be weird to have that much of your life revolve around pooping

Un-anonymous confession, I have IBS and if I take old-people fiber supplements twice a day I'm fine 95% of the time, nothing like this

Wizzle
Jun 7, 2004

Most
Parochial
Poster


quote:

In 2002 we went to Atlantic city for a family vacation for the week in September to celebrate my parents 25th anniversary. My brother and I were early teens and obviously to young to go to the casinos and adult stuff so we enjoyed the beach and board walk while our parents did their thing.
Any way when we got back home we had a bunch of video from the vacation as my father recorded everything. During the time we were their they were running the miss America thing in one of the boardwalk buildings. Apparently my parents went to a meet and greet dinner that happened during the expo and in one of the videos my pops recorded has Donald Trump smacking a contestants rear end and her looking like what the gently caress pissed. Me and my brother found it funny at the time.
With all the poo poo going on I called him the other day to see if we should upload the tape or give it to someone but decided against it as we don't want our 15 minutes of fame for bringing this video up.

There are tons of places on the Internet where you can post things anonymously.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Here's my anonymous confession, white women do this thing where they take up 100% of a sidewalk with a group of friends, and then act huffy when you won't jump out of the way. This makes me more angry than any farty, old white guy waving a confederate flag.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
On the off chance the Trump tape is real, you can just drop off a copy at every local newsroom, or e-mail it anonymously to Wikileaks, Nick Denton, Buzzfeed, Vice, etc. There's no need at all for your identity to be known if you don't want it to be. An unexpected, one-time, one-way message is super safe.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
surely you could just like take 1 immodium pill a day less and not get withdrawal. 170 is a long loving time to wean yourself off it

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Anne Whateley posted:

On the off chance the Trump tape is real, you can just drop off a copy at every local newsroom, or e-mail it anonymously to Wikileaks, Nick Denton, Buzzfeed, Vice, etc. There's no need at all for your identity to be known if you don't want it to be. An unexpected, one-time, one-way message is super safe.

Wikileaks would not only not leak the video but also get Russian hackers to brick your hard drive so you couldn't post it anywhere else, but Buzzfeed or Vice would def be all the gently caress over that poo poo.

And yeah anon you've already proven your ability to use Guerrillamail; that really is all you need.

Jose posted:

surely you could just like take 1 immodium pill a day less and not get withdrawal. 170 is a long loving time to wean yourself off it

I think once you get as deep into a drug you don't need as that guy is you're lying if you say you're only still doing it to ward off the shakes. Dude must really like pooping all weekend.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol at someone suggesting sending a trump tape to wikileaks thinking it would see the light of day

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

loquacius posted:

Un-anonymous confession, I have IBS and if I take old-people fiber supplements twice a day I'm fine 95% of the time, nothing like this

Tell me more

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


ok let's see

My doctor has me taking probiotics too but they're expensive because insurance companies think they're snake oil and I'm unsure whether I agree

That's about all I got

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

lol at someone suggesting sending a trump tape to wikileaks thinking it would see the light of day

How come? I honestly don't know.

VVV Thanks!

Dawncloack fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Oct 21, 2016

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Dawncloack posted:

How come? I honestly don't know.

they're a mouthpiece for russia now and russia want president trump

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Dawncloack posted:

How come? I honestly don't know.

Julian Assange has a personal vendetta against Hillary Clinton, and Vlad Putin has geopolitical and financial interest in Trump winning because he's super pro-Russia, so they have joined forces to influence the election by leaking all of Clinton's poo poo and none of Trump's

Unfortunately for them Trump is such a godawful candidate that nothing they do is going to stop the inevitable

The implacable Trump Train gained momentum steadily all year and is about to use all of that momentum to crash into a nuclear power plant as hard as it possibly can

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Send the tape to the girl who got her rear end slapped. Let her decide to leak it or not

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

loquacius posted:

ok let's see

My doctor has me taking probiotics too but they're expensive because insurance companies think they're snake oil and I'm unsure whether I agree

That's about all I got

Cheers mate. My doctor told me there was nothing I could take.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Hahah, I missed the part about him not getting dates. That's not actually because of your race, homes.

Minorities are stealing our precious white women. The dumb bitches always go for bad boy types like those criminal darkies instead of a nice guy like me.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:

loquacius posted:

ok let's see

My doctor has me taking probiotics too but they're expensive because insurance companies think they're snake oil and I'm unsure whether I agree

Dannon Activia has probiotics I thought?

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Quote-Unquote posted:

lol if you're so dumb that you think minorities are getting jobs instead of you because they're minorities and not because you're the kind of person that is so dumb that thinks minorities are getting jobs instead you.

The government is full of "diversity hires" and hoo boy are a lot of them extremely unqualified. Don't worry though, they even it out by hiring unqualified idiots as regular hires, too.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

D34THROW posted:

Dannon Activia has probiotics I thought?

Sure, but if I bought it in the same quantities I have to buy the pills in (2 per day, same as the fiber) it'd actually be way more expensive, and I don't even like yogurt

The thing is, since going on the combination of probiotics+fiber my bowel has gotten way less irritable, and I dunno how much of that had to do with the probiotic specifically. My current plan is when I run out of probiotics I'll try doing just fiber for a week and see if life gets awful again and decide whether to sink more money into probiotics based on that result.

e: oh wait if your question was "doesn't the presence of probiotics in this consumer product mean that they are not snake oil" then I'm p sure the answer is no

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
You can get probiotic pills over the counter. They helped me poo once.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

loquacius posted:

Sure, but if I bought it in the same quantities I have to buy the pills in (2 per day, same as the fiber) it'd actually be way more expensive, and I don't even like yogurt

The thing is, since going on the combination of probiotics+fiber my bowel has gotten way less irritable, and I dunno how much of that had to do with the probiotic specifically. My current plan is when I run out of probiotics I'll try doing just fiber for a week and see if life gets awful again and decide whether to sink more money into probiotics based on that result.

e: oh wait if your question was "doesn't the presence of probiotics in this consumer product mean that they are not snake oil" then I'm p sure the answer is no

drink Kombucha it tastes bomb get health aide if you can idk if they are nation wide yet but they are cool, they started out in a booth across from mine in the farmers market back in the day and now they are all over grocery stores here, their lemon ginger is the bomb

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem

ElGroucho posted:

Here's my anonymous confession, white women do this thing where they take up 100% of a sidewalk with a group of friends, and then act huffy when you won't jump out of the way. This makes me more angry than any farty, old white guy waving a confederate flag.

Really? I'm a white woman and no one ever gets the gently caress out of my way or even scoots over a teeny bit and I'm sick to death of it. I'm thinking lots of other women feel the same way and this is how they deal.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Based on what I learned from these confessions, I'm pretty sure you all just got baited into a conversation about Probiotics by an undercover poop fetishist.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Nooner posted:

drink Kombucha it tastes bomb get health aide if you can idk if they are nation wide yet but they are cool, they started out in a booth across from mine in the farmers market back in the day and now they are all over grocery stores here, their lemon ginger is the bomb

Kombucha is delicious but there's no real evidence that it's particularly good for you

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Based on what I learned from these confessions, I'm pretty sure you all just got baited into a conversation about Probiotics by an undercover poop fetishist.

Yeah even if that guy wasn't a fetishist he was at LEAST a hobbyist, I dunno what else you'd call taking drugs that keep you from pooping for no real reason and using your days off to poop basically all day

on that note

quote:

I poop too much. I pee too much, too, but I'm pretty sure that's cuz I drink a lot of water/small bladder or some poo poo. Maybe an enlarged prostate, I dunno. I take a bunch of smaller poops and pees throughout the day, which sucks, honestly.

Sometimes when I poop and I'm home alone I stick my finger up my butt to help the process along.

I get no sexual satisfaction out of this, but I do get something out of it. Like scratching an itch I guess. I've been doing it for at least ten years.

It's super gross.

I wish I could make myself stop.

so like you stick your finger up your butt the way some people bite their nails? ok sure. Try a replacement behavior, like next time you get an urge to stick your finger up your butt, clap your hands or something instead I dunno.

no poop in this next one sorry :(

quote:

I knocked up my high school sweetheart at age 17. Neither of us was ready, but with the support of our parents, we made it work. I was working 2 jobs - a delivery driver during the day and a movie theater general manager at night. Long days, not a lot of sleep, but I was helping my girlfriend pay her way through college. She was going to become an engineer and we'd be able to give a good life to our son.

Then they died. I was working and got a phone call right around 9 pm. It was a bad storm out, and a fall day, so there were wet leaves everywhere. She was driving to Wal-mart to pick up a few things. Our son, having just recently celebrated his 3rd birthday, wanted to go help.

A car coming the other way on a sharp curve slipped on wet leaves, crossed the middle line, and t boned my wife's car. It's presumed they both survived this, but then a pickup came from behind at about 85 mph and utterly smashed both cars. The pickup driver was killed, the car driver was not. He told the whole story and it was ruled an accident. I don't blame him, though I do blame the truck driver.

The next few months were a blur of sadness, loneliness, and a descent into a very dark place. But eventually I moved on. My wife and son will always be the greatest loves in my life, and will always be an inspiration to me. But I had to rebuild my own life to honor them, like I knew they would want.

But then things went bad.

I've started having trouble sleeping at night. I either stay up way too late, or toss and turn all night. I don't think I've gotten 6 hours (let alone 8) since April or May. I won't sugarcoat this - I believe my wife and son's ghosts are trapped an unable to pass on to whatever comes next. I don't believe in much of anything, but I am convinced of this. Little things she used to do are being done in my house. She used to drink milk out of the carton and leave some lipstick behind, and I'm finding lipstick on my milk cartons again. My son was starting to play with duplos, and I'm finding duplos in the yard every time I cut the grass. There's more, but those are the 2 I absolutely cannot explain.

As I said before, I don't believe in much. I don't think there's some magic guy in a collared shirt that can help me, and I don't think prayers or a book of parables or anything like that will help.

So I have no idea what to do, and I hope my family can just pass on to the next thing soon. Because I'm feeling like I'm losing them all over again.

Anyone else think it's weird that someone who apparently believes in ghosts is so dismissive of religion that he calls priests "some magic guy in a collared shirt"

Well my dude I'm not gonna tell you you should get an exorcist but you should probably hire either a therapist or a witcher

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I am a man of science and reason.

The only way duplos could possibly get in my yard is loving ghosts.

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