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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

This hits all my checkboxes.

Harmless
Funny
Deserving
Easy to pull off
Difficult to undo
Petty
Dickish

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Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Wouldn't it slide right off once you unlock and open the handle?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What? No, I don't think any car handles work like that.

Outrail posted:

This hits all my checkboxes.

Harmless
Funny
Deserving
Easy to pull off
Difficult to undo
Petty
Dickish
The cart could probably mess up the paint quite a bit if there's any wind to push it around.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

Wouldn't it slide right off once you unlock and open the handle?

I dunno about your handles but mine have a little catch attaching them to the door that stays inside even when you're opening them.

Cable tie them to the tie down hook or underneath somewhere, that way people will try to drive off without doing anything and drag it with them. Bonus points if they get out of the parking lot without noticing.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



mobby_6kl posted:

What? No, I don't think any car handles work like that.

The cart could probably mess up the paint quite a bit if there's any wind to push it around.

Yeah, if there's a tornado

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Memento posted:

I dunno about your handles but mine have a little catch attaching them to the door that stays inside even when you're opening them.

Cable tie them to the tie down hook or underneath somewhere, that way people will try to drive off without doing anything and drag it with them. Bonus points if they get out of the parking lot without noticing.

That's actually potentially dangerous to other people so I wouldn't go that far. The driver's side door is both unavoidable and guaranteed to piss them off.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
That Gif doesn't have the tower-builder collapsing in frustration.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Ceiling-cat is All Seeing.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
Restoration of baby Jesus statue results in hideous hobgoblin head



quote:

A local artist's attempt at restoring a statue of baby Jesus at a church in Canada has been met with shock and amusement, with some comparing it to a cake left in the rain.

Artist repairing decapitated baby Jesus statue

quote:

Enter local artist Heather Wise. She said she was walking on the church's grounds with a friend last winter, and noticed the missing head on the statue.

“I was so sad,” she said. “My feelings were hurt when I saw it, because I thought 'Who would do that?' It's just not a positive feeling to see that. I said 'I'm an artist, I would like to fix it.'

“My friend said 'Then why don't you? Let's walk over to the priest right now.' I knocked on the door, talked to the priest, and we've been getting this together, because we had to find out a way of doing it.”

Wise was busy fashioning a temporary head out of clay Wednesday afternoon. It will stay there until she can carve a permanent one out of stone.

The artist said she learned how to sculpt in taking the fine arts program at Cambrian College, but she's never worked with stone before.

And the artist?

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

Looks like Jesus to me.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
It's about time Shigechi got the respect he deserved.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

Kurieg posted:

That Gif doesn't have the tower-builder collapsing in frustration.


I mean...how could they not expect that to happen.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Noctone posted:

I mean...how could they not expect that to happen.

They did. They obviously left an opening for precisely this to happen, since the cat easily has access to the interior of the completed tower. It's just a kid being melodramatic.

Next post, I reveal the terrible truth about Santa Claus.

JD
Jan 11, 2003

Oh bah gawd!! :bahgawd:


Noctone posted:

I mean...how could they not expect that to happen.

I was impressed that the cat got in the tower without knocking it down

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-HKSWf5xso

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Amazing, a giant flat-screen TV that survives a schadengif

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I hope I'm that hilarious when I roll my car.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

I was expecting a texting while driving video, but a good old hydroplane is ok too.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


On mobile but the full version is even more satisfying. The tiny drunk guy spends several minutes screaming at the big guy to try and start a fight. His last words before being knocked out were "DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING!"

He did.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

chitoryu12 posted:

On mobile but the full version is even more satisfying. The tiny drunk guy spends several minutes screaming at the big guy to try and start a fight. His last words before being knocked out were "DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING!"

He did.

yep, it's sweet, juicy high-test schadenfreude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX7_6-mZquE

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

2:36 is amazing. Self-clocked!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
New FailArmy - the Russian guy on the playground equipment at 30 seconds is worth watching just for the sound his head makes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz0vOhLLDMM


And Extra Epic Fails.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHg0Vj9bvgc


Watch at 3:20 for the world's fastest halftrack.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




False advertising. The boat horn is Extra Epic Win.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Noctone posted:

yep, it's sweet, juicy high-test schadenfreude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX7_6-mZquE

there is a video that is very similar to this, but right after the dude gets knocked down a dog runs up and starts licking his face while he's dazed

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Gorilla Salad posted:

New FailArmy - the Russian guy on the playground equipment at 30 seconds is worth watching just for the sound his head makes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz0vOhLLDMM


Ahh, at 2:16 we have the incredibly elusive chin up bar fail that doesn't involve the bar just falling down.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Gorilla Salad posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHg0Vj9bvgc


Watch at 3:20 for the world's fastest halftrack.

Pro russian

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Noctone posted:

yep, it's sweet, juicy high-test schadenfreude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX7_6-mZquE

Why is Slouchy McSkinnyarms so confidant in his fighting ability?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZ3XgGUeYg&hd=1

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
It's been a while since a dashcam video has actually made me laugh out loud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJlteMW3J0A&t=478s
e; the buy war bonds was a great touch at the end.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

"Not again... gently caress!" is pretty good as well.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I didn’t think it could get better than the boat, but then we got the horse.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

Why is Slouchy McSkinnyarms so confidant in his fighting ability?


It's because he is loving wasted more than any thing.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Tarantula posted:

It's been a while since a dashcam video has actually made me laugh out loud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJlteMW3J0A&t=478s
e; the buy war bonds was a great touch at the end.

dont make fun of australia's greatest military failure

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

poly and open-minded posted:

dont make fun of australia's greatest military failure

"not again... gently caress"

Just amazing. Not only does the Emu get up and run away, clearly this isn't the first time this has happened!

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

slothrop posted:

"not again... gently caress"

Just amazing. Not only does the Emu get up and run away, clearly this isn't the first time this has happened!

Emus are pretty stupid. I've seen one seize a sausage from the barbecue, toss it around (presumably it was too hot) but still looked shocked that the sausage was hot as it swallowed it whole. Stupid birds.

A few years back there was a farmer who had to figure out what to do with his pet emu after it fell in love with his bull and started chasing off all the cows that wanted to breed with the bull, haha.

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

froglet posted:

Emus are pretty stupid. I've seen one seize a sausage from the barbecue, toss it around (presumably it was too hot) but still looked shocked that the sausage was hot as it swallowed it whole. Stupid birds.

This isn't unique to them. Our neighbor's dog did the exact same thing, except it threw it up nearly whole a few minutes later.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I'm just trying to imagine what a shocked emu looks like

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

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