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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


That was a great disturbing story. Thank you. The problem in the U.S. is that everybody watches CSI and thinks forensic results are 100% available and 100% reliable and never, ever contaminated.

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Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


It's nice to know what I've heard was wrong about the Tasman Aboriginals. Thanks for the education, thread.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Jose posted:

so i realise this is just insects but how bad are sting rays supposed to be compared to stuff on this chart? I've been stung by one of them but never a wasp or bee

edit: thread favourite ernst shackleton is getting a film

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/oct/21/tom-hardy-ernest-shackleton

This is second hand but prolly not as bad. A person who I did some work with got nailed by one this summer and she seemed fineish, like she was is pretty bad pain but not crippling. On the other hand the dude who got hit by the tarantula wasp pretty much immediately collapsed and started screaming. Maybe the had waaay different pain tolerances but who knows. Bullet ants are prolly pretty bad, the glove thing looks painful as gently caress but I have to imagine there is some sort of upper limit where you get tagged by like 5-6 and your body just effectively tops off the pain/venom load there. I'll prolly get the chance to try that out one of these years so ill report back.

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Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

pro read - drat that was a depressing story

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Westie posted:

pro read - drat that was a depressing story

What makes me the most sad about it is that she honestly does sound kind of insufferable. Like you always think, reading stuff like this, "gee, I'd have been their friend!" but Christ, I wouldn't want to hang around her either if I were in their shoes. And that's lovely in a lot of ways. Poor woman.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

A long time ago i read about some kind of female forensics investigator who was arrested as the suspect in a murder because her DNA was found at the scene... and there was a LOT of difficulty in proving that she had accidentally contaminated the crime scene when gathering evidence and wasn't actually the culprit.

I'm likely misremembering some details, and I can't find the case on Google. The main thing I took away from it, though, was a huge sense of unease at how DNA testing can gently caress up innocent people's lives.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

FourLeaf posted:

A long time ago i read about some kind of female forensics investigator who was arrested as the suspect in a murder because her DNA was found at the scene... and there was a LOT of difficulty in proving that she had accidentally contaminated the crime scene when gathering evidence and wasn't actually the culprit.

This reminds me of the Monk episode where culprit was in fact one of the policemen in the lineup and they assumed the witness picked the wrong guy.


FourLeaf posted:

The main thing I took away from it, though, was a huge sense of unease at how DNA testing can gently caress up innocent people's lives.

See also: lie detector tests.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

WickedHate posted:

What makes me the most sad about it is that she honestly does sound kind of insufferable. Like you always think, reading stuff like this, "gee, I'd have been their friend!" but Christ, I wouldn't want to hang around her either if I were in their shoes. And that's lovely in a lot of ways. Poor woman.
Did she come off like that? I only skimmed some of that condescending retro article. I thought she was just a little awkward, suffering from depression, and bothered by the direction of journalism.
I didn't know Craig "best dressed reporter ever" sager was serving with her at the time though

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I've read through I think the whole thread, and we haven't mentioned Colin Pitchfork yet? Multiple rapist/murderer in the UK, and was apparently big in the news this year since there was talk of letting him out on parole. I read a whole book about this case, presumably The Bloodening since that seems to be the main one, while stuck on a long layover at Kandahar Airfield. Honestly the case didn't need an entire book, it can be summed up pretty tidily, but it has a pretty interesting feature:

Colin Pitchfork murders: First murder case ever where a key suspect was absolved through DNA evidence, and first case where the culprit was apprehended by DNA evidence. At first glance that seems logical, but it was by no means assured that one single case would be a firstie for each, so kinda cool how that aligned.

In 1983 in Leicestershire, a 15 year old girl was raped and murdered on an isolated footpath; semen samples were collected but back then you couldn't do a lot with them except get blood type and a few other markers that might clear up a definite case, but nothing you could build on.

Then in 1986 in another part of Leicestershire, another 15 year old girl raped and murdered on an isolate footpath. Long gap of time and different area, but same MO, and as noted you could at least verify the same blood type from the semen sample.


Cops picked up a 17yr old named Richard Buckley, who was learning disabled but apparently unlucky enough to make some comments that coincidentally appeared to show knowledge of the crime scene. But right around this period an academic at U of Leicestershire had been working on early DNA sequencing, and teamed up with the cops to test Buckley and the semen samples: surprise, the semen from both cases belonged to one man, and that man was totally not Buckley. Thus he became the first person exonerated by DNA fingerprinting.

So they had a "fingerprint", but essentially no DNA on-file to match it to since the tech was so young, so Leicestershire authorities started "strongly encouraging" men of the right age bracket to volunteer to come in to have their DNA drawn and compared, hoping to either get the culprit, or possibly a man related enough to him to narrow the search. Without the ability to really mandate testing, odds of catching Pitchfork were low, except for one of those little coincidences that just brings everything together.

The doco book I read (semi-novelization) really drew this scene out, but apparently Pitchfork had been making up stories about why he hadn't dropped in to give a blood sample, and one day at work a woman heard him offer a colleague £200 to go get his blood drawn in Pitchfork's name, the latter claiming he'd already donated under some *other* guy's name because the guy had an old burglary rap. Woman goes to the cops and reports "hey, I know a guy who really seems to be going out of his way to avoid having his DNA analyzed", and bob's your uncle the coppers pop in and nick him, or however they say that.

So he gets pinched in late 1987, tied to both rapes and murders, as well as admits exposing himself to women over 1,000 times. Sentenced to life imprisonment, concurrent terms for rape and murder, with 28 years (bargained down from 30) until any possibility of release. He was up for release this year, but that got nixed though he is being moved to something called an "open prison" which apparently means he might get some outside access later, something like a prison that allows day passes? (Not familiar with the term "open prison", britgoons?)

I haven't read anything clear on how contrite or reformed he is or claims to be, though apparently his record during incarceration has been clean, but I did find this a kinda positive point: "Pitchfork, who's now 55, had become a specialist in transcribing printed music into Braille, work which was used across the UK and internationally." So at least he's doing something useful, and presumably having a positive task might be making him a better person while incarcerated.


It's amazing to look back, and even within the lifetime of many of us here, a criminal could just leave traces of their matter all over the place and the cops could do little with it, but these days you can catch a drop of saliva or flake of skin, and have the exact identity of the person who left it. Amazing times.

Many sexual offenders are well behaved in prison, since they don't have a chance to gently caress up. Considering the nature of his crimes, he would almost certainly still be a danger if released.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I don't think he was a major part of the "story " but I really hope someone plays him in the movie in a gaudy sager suit

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Did she come off like that? I only skimmed some of that condescending retro article. I thought she was just a little awkward, suffering from depression, and bothered by the direction of journalism.

The complete picture adds a lot of context for why she acted the way she did, but she still seemed like a chore to be around, throwing fits on set, being stand offish but also incredibly clingy and needy, oversharing, moping. Of course, if anyone now talked about suicide and poo poo half as much as she did, that's a pretty huge warning sign, but no one around her saw it as urgent at the time. I guess that's the 70s for you.

Another :smith: bit is that the guy she got rejected by asked her out right before it happened because she had a sudden personality change from having made her mind up about dying. I guess it was relaxing for her.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Well, at least his night was free. Every cloud.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Telsa Cola posted:

but prolly not

quote:

prolly pretty bad

quote:

I'll prolly get the chance
right now i want you to get bitten by every venomous animal at once

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Avshalom posted:

right now i want you to get bitten by every venomous animal at once

Should he bite the poisonous ones too?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Should he bite the poisonous ones too?

What about the toxic ones?

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

WickedHate posted:

Another :smith: bit is that the guy she got rejected by asked her out right before it happened because she had a sudden personality change from having made her mind up about dying. I guess it was relaxing for her.

This is common enough that it's a trigger to keep a closer eye on a suicidal patient. Once you've made your mind up, you don't have the decision weighing over you.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Safety Biscuits posted:

This is common enough that it's a trigger to keep a closer eye on a suicidal patient. Once you've made your mind up, you don't have the decision weighing over you.

Also kinda unnerving that suicide risk can actually go *up* when someone starts on anti-depressants: they suddenly have momentum and drive again... and apply it to confidently and cheerfully throwing themselves off a bridge.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

WickedHate posted:

The complete picture adds a lot of context for why she acted the way she did, but she still seemed like a chore to be around, throwing fits on set, being stand offish but also incredibly clingy and needy, oversharing, moping. Of course, if anyone now talked about suicide and poo poo half as much as she did, that's a pretty huge warning sign, but no one around her saw it as urgent at the time. I guess that's the 70s for you.

Another :smith: bit is that the guy she got rejected by asked her out right before it happened because she had a sudden personality change from having made her mind up about dying. I guess it was relaxing for her.

lol she's clingy and manipulative and no one wants to date her. I Guess we should be super sympathetic to her?!?!

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Cumslut1895 posted:

lol she's clingy and manipulative and no one wants to date her. I Guess we should be super sympathetic to her?!?!

I think we should all take a collective step back, just for a moment, and explore the problems with trivialising suicide. You see, Cumslut189.... oh, well, nevermind

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I don't think suicide is so bad. Sure it's sad, but I'm not gonna get twisted into knots if someone made that choice for themselves. Bring on the suicide booths I say.

Wiggy Marie
Jan 16, 2006

Meep!

The total obsession with finding a man, and being considered a "spinster" at 29, even by her own mother's reckoning, sheds a pretty clear light on why she was the way she was. This woman graduated with a degree, had a career and was considered good at the job by those around her, and yet because she didn't have a husband she "had nothing." Yeesh.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Wiggy Marie posted:

The total obsession with finding a man, and being considered a "spinster" at 29, even by her own mother's reckoning, sheds a pretty clear light on why she was the way she was. This woman graduated with a degree, had a career and was considered good at the job by those around her, and yet because she didn't have a husband she "had nothing." Yeesh.



:bernpop: so... the patriarchy was to blame

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

:bernpop: so... the patriarchy was to blame

please do not start a derail this bad by making posts this terrible

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't think suicide is so bad. Sure it's sad, but I'm not gonna get twisted into knots if someone made that choice for themselves. Bring on the suicide booths I say.

getting hit by a train is bad. traumatises the driver and creates massive delays for everyone else. very selfish

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't think suicide is so bad. Sure it's sad, but I'm not gonna get twisted into knots if someone made that choice for themselves. Bring on the suicide booths I say.

getting hit by a train is bad. traumatises the driver and creates massive delays for everyone else. very selfish

Wiggy Marie
Jan 16, 2006

Meep!
And here I was worried people would get mad at the implications that her mother's attitude was at least partly to blame!

My point is more that it's really sad that this woman was successful by every definition except the one that was enforced, leading to what sounded like a persistent obsession with finding dates. To the point that being rejected by a guy she had arbitrarily decided was The One, without his knowledge, was devastating for her. That's way sad, and also scary. I was honestly expecting her to get more stalkerish toward him based on how the article went.

It's worth noting that this article re-release coincides with a new movie about this case. Apologies if that was mentioned before, but it does give everything a creepy "for publicity" feel.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

(Not familiar with the term "open prison", britgoons?)

As far as I know it is a sort of half-way house. It allows prisoners to start outside training/work placements, supervised outside visits, less supervision, allows more visitors and has lower all round security. It is for low-security prisoners, offenders convicted of minor crimes and those coming to the end of long sentences in need of gradual introduction to outside life.

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

Wiggy Marie posted:

My point is more that it's really sad that this woman was successful by every definition except the one that was enforced, leading to what sounded like a persistent obsession with finding dates. To the point that being rejected by a guy she had arbitrarily decided was The One, without his knowledge, was devastating for her. That's way sad, and also scary. I was honestly expecting her to get more stalkerish toward him based on how the article went.

The article mentions that she had one of her ovaries removed and that if she didn't conceive within two years she'd probably never have children. That seems to explain her desperation to find a partner to settle down with, not some notion you have about enforced gender roles.

Wiggy Marie
Jan 16, 2006

Meep!
There are some quotes from her mother that seem to imply that her mother enforced the "you need to be married and have kids to be successful" view, and that this view colored a lot of her thinking and seemed clearly tied to her depression. That is pretty much all I'm saying. I mean, a good chunk of the article specifically deals with Christine's constant efforts to try and get dates. Is it really that much of a stretch? I would think that viewpoint came from somewhere. I suppose medical reasons are just as likely, but the way the article makes it sound, she was desperate.

I mean this is a quote straight from her mom, interviewed hours after her daughter killed herself on TV:

Mom posted:

“No close friends, no romantic attachments or prospects of any. She was a spinster at 29 and it bothered her."

That and a few other lines gave me big red flags as a source of why dates were such a big deal to Christine. That is, again, all that I'm getting at.

Is the "no dudes so sad" being such a big focus of the article just a symptom of the article being written in the 70's?

In fairness, all of the quotes from her family members sound a bit weird. They're all very clinical about how her depression progressed and how much she talked about suicide.


Edit: Hey how about some content! I may be alone in finding this unnerving, but when I first learned of this event it bothered the hell of out me. Honestly, it still does.

http://time.com/3643889/christmas-truce-1914/

In 1914, French, Belgian and British soldiers called an unofficial truce with their German enemies and spent Christmas being kind to each other. They exchanged carols and items and gifts, and may have even played some impromptu soccer or kick ball.

What bothers me about this story is how clearly it shows how the people up top can wage war with everything in them, but these poor guys would've been just fine calling the whole thing off. Instead of capitalizing on the sudden good will of their men, higher ups pushed them back into fighting. I'm sure continuing the war was far more complicated than my simple synopsis can manage, but it's still a story I think of a lot because of the quiet implications. These guys just wanted peace, and for two days, they got it.

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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Wiggy Marie posted:

In fairness, all of the quotes from her family members sound a bit weird. They're all very clinical about how her depression progressed and how much she talked about suicide.

They mentioned grieving in private and were accused of driving her to it out of coldness, as people who don't throw themselves onto the coffin weeping tend to suffer.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Wiggy Marie posted:

http://time.com/3643889/christmas-truce-1914/

In 1914, French, Belgian and British soldiers called an unofficial truce with their German enemies and spent Christmas being kind to each other. They exchanged carols and items and gifts, and may have even played some impromptu soccer or kick ball.

What bothers me about this story is how clearly it shows how the people up top can wage war with everything in them, but these poor guys would've been just fine calling the whole thing off. Instead of capitalizing on the sudden good will of their men, higher ups pushed them back into fighting. I'm sure continuing the war was far more complicated than my simple synopsis can manage, but it's still a story I think of a lot because of the quiet implications. These guys just wanted peace, and for two days, they got it.


I've seen this mentioned a number of times as a heartwarming example of the Christmas spirit but it was still more hosed up that they went back to killing each other the next day.

Wiggy Marie
Jan 16, 2006

Meep!

WickedHate posted:

They mentioned grieving in private and were accused of driving her to it out of coldness, as people who don't throw themselves onto the coffin weeping tend to suffer.

That really sucks for the family. There's a long step between "hey maybe this is where some of her depression originated" and "you monsters you made her do it!!!" Everyone sounds nonchalant about it! Even her coworkers. Obviously they all pushed her to do it right guys? Just sad altogether. Go see Christine out now in theaters!

Re-release of the article coinciding with the movie: inherently unnerving to me.


RNG posted:

I've seen this mentioned a number of times as a heartwarming example of the Christmas spirit but it was still more hosed up that they went back to killing each other the next day.

I think this is actually how I first heard of this, and it just depressed the hell out of me. They could've ended the war!*

*I know I know, probably still way more complicated than that, but seriously, those poor kids.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Wiggy Marie posted:

That really sucks for the family. There's a long step between "hey maybe this is where some of her depression originated" and "you monsters you made her do it!!!" Everyone sounds nonchalant about it! Even her coworkers. Obviously they all pushed her to do it right guys? Just sad altogether. Go see Christine out now in theaters!

Re-release of the article coinciding with the movie: inherently unnerving to me.

If it helps, I'm sure the crass capitalization decades after her death would make her happy. She wanted to be famous.

right to bear karma
Feb 20, 2001

There's a Dr. Fist here to see you.

Wiggy Marie posted:

Edit: Hey how about some content! I may be alone in finding this unnerving, but when I first learned of this event it bothered the hell of out me. Honestly, it still does.

http://time.com/3643889/christmas-truce-1914/

In 1914, French, Belgian and British soldiers called an unofficial truce with their German enemies and spent Christmas being kind to each other. They exchanged carols and items and gifts, and may have even played some impromptu soccer or kick ball.

What bothers me about this story is how clearly it shows how the people up top can wage war with everything in them, but these poor guys would've been just fine calling the whole thing off. Instead of capitalizing on the sudden good will of their men, higher ups pushed them back into fighting. I'm sure continuing the war was far more complicated than my simple synopsis can manage, but it's still a story I think of a lot because of the quiet implications. These guys just wanted peace, and for two days, they got it.

There's a really good, nine-part documentary series on WWI that I no longer remember the name of that goes into this a bit. If I recall, it partially had to do with the fact that these guys had been sitting in trenches in proximity to each other for so long. They were close enough they could yell at each other and occasionally share food, stuff like that. But you're right, it is unnerving that they could go from fighting to hanging out to fighting again all because they were caught up in tensions between nations that were centuries in the making but had nothing to do with them.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

RNG posted:

I've seen this mentioned a number of times as a heartwarming example of the Christmas spirit but it was still more hosed up that they went back to killing each other the next day.
It wasn't easy to get them to go right back to killing each other, and in subsequent years the armies had strict rules disallowing anything even vaguely resembling a repeat of the Christmas Truce because they didn't want their warfighters to go all softboy again

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Wiggy Marie posted:

Is the "no dudes so sad" being such a big focus of the article just a symptom of the article being written in the 70's?

You're missing the scope of the issue, I think. I mean look at the first part of the sentence you quoted. She had profound problems connecting with other people. That'll wear someone down pretty severely over time.

Wiggy Marie
Jan 16, 2006

Meep!

WickedHate posted:

If it helps, I'm sure the crass capitalization decades after her death would make her happy. She wanted to be famous.

You make a good point. Post that poo poo everywhere.


InediblePenguin posted:

It wasn't easy to get them to go right back to killing each other, and in subsequent years the armies had strict rules disallowing anything even vaguely resembling a repeat of the Christmas Truce because they didn't want their warfighters to go all softboy again

This right here is what actually bothers me - by the accounts I've found, the soldiers didn't want to keep fighting, they were ordered to by their superiors. That is just awful.

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Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

WickedHate posted:

If it helps, I'm sure the crass capitalization decades after her death would make her happy. She wanted to be famous.

Crass capitalization on old tragedies/events? WW1 Christmas Truce talk? Time to share this mawkish and nauseating advert from 2014 that trades in on both those things!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoYsWavqL04


I hate the recent trend of these bullshit, emotional hijacking adverts. These stupid things are hotly anticipated every year in the UK around Christmas time..

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HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

so i realise this is just insects but how bad are sting rays supposed to be compared to stuff on this chart? I've been stung by one of them but never a wasp or bee
Completely anecdotal evidence here, but coming from someone who has been stung and bit by just about everything that lives on the west coast and south western US (including scorpions and once a black widow) sting ray hits are mild in their intensity, but they linger longer than most stings. It's been about 20 years since I took a ray sting, but it made my entire leg ache for about four days. The most intensely acute sting I've ever had came from a rockfish my wife caught, it flipped and hit my right hand while I was trying to unhook it. My thumb to my elbow felt like it was on fire for about 30 minutes, but it quickly lessened after that. Ultimately I think the ray sting was one of the worst I've felt, but only because it continued for so long, even though the overal intensity of the pain wasn't too high.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
interesting. despite having to pull the barb out of my toe, after doing the hot water treatment for a while most of the pain went away that wasn't directly related to having a hole in my toe. one toe is still ever so slightly larger than the other 2 years later though

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