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my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013

Part of me likes that Corvute unironically, t. b. h.

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The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
My focus came with blind spot mirrors equipped.

There's limited visibility out the back, so having the side view mirrors turned out as far as I'd like isn't practical.

poo poo still hides behind the pillars, especially if they're 2 lanes over.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
A lot of cars have a convex mirror, or convex area at the tip, which is functionally the same thing.

I'm disappointed by the lack of recursive bonnet murals all the way down.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I love that Integra. I tried to buy a Prelude that looked vaguely like that a few years ago. I'll never forgive myself for letting it slip through my fingers.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

When those Integras first hit, I thought the headlights were the coolest look I had ever seen.

Now I really hate them, they're the 90's at their worst.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



big crush on Chad OMG posted:

If your mirrors are adjusted properly you don't need those.

This loving guy. :cawg:

I've driven cars where no amount of "proper adjustment" could compensate for the visibility lost by today's thick-pillared designs.

xzzy posted:

When those Integras first hit, I thought the headlights were the coolest look I had ever seen.

Now I really hate them, they're the 90's at their worst.

That's what the JDM bumper's for, brosephine.

quote:

I'm disappointed by the lack of recursive bonnet murals all the way down.

Yep, can't even make a decent "Teg-ception" joke :(

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Gay Nudist Dad posted:

Blindspot mirror? On a Focus? Really?

Throwing a giant fit? Because I put a $2 convex mirror on my car? Really?

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.


This is the best outcome for that Mustang, all things considered

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Geoj posted:

Throwing a giant fit? Because I put a $2 convex mirror on my car? Really?

Ford puts convex mirrors on the Focus stock now anyways.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I'm not sure what they would build it out of, but they list 2016 2 door zimmers at $238,700 with 435hp, and 4 doors at $276,800 with 420hp or $317,600 with 640hp. I can't imagine they have brand new 2011 mustangs or town cars sitting around.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

The Door Frame posted:



This is the best outcome for that Mustang, all things considered

if only images could be thread titles

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

The Door Frame posted:



This is the best outcome for that Mustang, all things considered

Look how pedestrian-unfriendly it is now

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Dagen H posted:

Look how pedestrian-unfriendly it is now

What the hell are you talking about, it has 4 horns.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
So do 2 bulls

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

xzzy posted:

When those Integras first hit, I thought the headlights were the coolest look I had ever seen.

Now I really hate them, they're the 90's at their worst.

The Japanese hated them too, the car was facelifted after 2 years on sale.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Dagen H posted:

So do 2 bulls

And if you get hit by 2 bulls, you were probably doing something wrong.

1 could have been an accident, 2 you had it coming.

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice
Someone posted this for sale today:



Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


my girlfriend is Legos posted:

Part of me likes that Corvute unironically, t. b. h.

I can't hate on the dually Scooby. Or the Merc with the huuuuuuge piiiiiipes.
It took me a minute to realize what the deal was with the MB C240 wagon. My brain didn't wan't to parse that those where parts of the wheels extending into the next lane. And I even know what "swangas" are. My brain just went "nope."

Is it bad that I actually love the rusty Lexus? (Despite the "rusted" plastic bits.)

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Memento posted:

"best of shittycarmods"




:pwn: They stacked a whole second frame in there, didn't they.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

TotalLossBrain posted:

:pwn: They stacked a whole second frame in there, didn't they.
No joke, that's pretty much how Land Rover built the original Forward Control models.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

GOD IS BED posted:

Someone posted this for sale today:





I-I-I actually think this is kind of clever. Kill me.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

The Door Frame posted:



This is the best outcome for that Mustang, all things considered

Cruella DeTowncar

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Booblord Zagats posted:

Cruella DeTowncar

That's not the town car one though.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

The Door Frame posted:



This is the best outcome for that Mustang, all things considered

This is actually a genius innovation, the front axle is from a different car leaving the Mustang's front wheels captive and unable to lead the car towards pedestrians.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

TotalLossBrain posted:

:pwn: They stacked a whole second frame in there, didn't they.

Holy poo poo I didn't even notice that, I just thought it was yet another terrible body only lift

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Powershift posted:

That's not the town car one though.



And Cruella never drove a Caddy either, just a play on words, mang

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drive it anywhere!

Like into a wall or off a cliff!

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


Literally anywhere but here. Please just make it go away.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

So uh is this some hip new trend that all the cool kids are doing?




if it was just one I'd chalk it up to misfortune, but both wheels suggests carelessness or worse :confused:

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

FBS posted:

So uh is this some hip new trend that all the cool kids are doing?




if it was just one I'd chalk it up to misfortune, but both wheels suggests carelessness or worse :confused:

Lost his locking wheel nuts.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Drive it anywhere!

Like into a wall or off a cliff!

As a weird PT apologist, I can appreciate the attempt to... wait, is that a Chevy HHR? That just raises even more questions! At least the Neon and PT got stock Supers and Turbos to try and be not awful, who would ever look at the Cobalt and think "hotrod"?

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Not that it makes the aborted retro styling any better, but GM did stick the turbo ecotec and getrag in the HHR SS.

And btw the cobalt ss was regarded by most as a bargain pocket rocket at the time, especially the later turbo'ed version.

angryrobots fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Oct 22, 2016

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I probably should have guessed about a Cobalt Redline or SS or something, but they did an HHR SS? That's certainly a Super Sport-y light truck/van thing worthy of evoking the classic Impala SS. At least there isn't a convertible version, right?

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^
Both of those cars were garbage no matter what drivetrain and Bryan Nesbitt deserves to be tarred and feathered.


Other cars Nesbitt had his hand in making ugly: Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky, the Cobalt, and various other humdrum death-throw Pontiacs.

Octopus Magic fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Oct 22, 2016

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

The Door Frame posted:

I probably should have guessed about a Cobalt Redline or SS or something, but they did an HHR SS? That's certainly a Super Sport-y light truck/van thing worthy of evoking the classic Impala SS. At least there isn't a convertible version, right?

The HHR SS set a front wheel drive lap record at the Nurburgring.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Someone post that goon's spreadsheet from years ago where he decided that the best way to buy a car was to calculate horsepower to dollar ratio, and ended up with an HHR SS

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Seat Safety Switch posted:

The HHR SS set a front wheel drive lap record at the Nurburgring.

It's still an HHR.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Could be worse, could be Toyota's version of the Smart Car with these stickers:

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Octopus Magic posted:

Both of those cars were garbage no matter what drivetrain and Bryan Nesbitt deserves to be tarred and feathered.


Other cars Nesbitt had his hand in making ugly: Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky, the Cobalt, and various other humdrum death-throw Pontiacs.

It's 'death throes', and the turbo cobalt ss was a performance bargain even if you don't like the package.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
A coworker of mine has a 2016 SS. It's a nice car with plenty of power and good brakes. He got it for 10k off MSRP, but that still put it at 39k so...

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