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Jothan posted:Alright so it looks like all I need to do to take down an eversor shoot it with called headshots with billions of rapid-fire energy weapons and hope for righteous fury, if you're playing Only War onwards also lol if your DM actually lets you get away with sadbrainsing an eversor into unconsciousness. "this one has touched by the fates and Never Die. gently caress you"
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Best way to defeat the Eversor is probably giving it an OD, while it's still asleep. Or leaving and letting it wear out or explode on its own.
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Oct 19, 2016 19:57
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Isn't it immune to everything due to pre-existing levels of get-hosed in its blood?
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Oct 19, 2016 20:01
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goatface posted:Isn't it immune to everything due to pre-existing levels of get-hosed in its blood?  Carefully balanced levels of get-hosed in its blood.
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Oct 19, 2016 20:16
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Levels of get-hosed duly measured and concocted by chem-savants in the Ordo's laboratoriums while chanting the Hymn of Blessed Admeasurement precisely 2.17 times a minute. 
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Oct 19, 2016 20:59
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:shoot it with called headshots with billions of rapid-fire energy weapons and hope for righteous fury, if you're playing Only War onwards So if we're still talking DH2, the best weapon for fighting an eversor is a Psycannon, with a 5.4% chance per shot to make it too ugly to go on with its life. Double that if we assume it fails the toughness test for one of the explosive crits. Rockopolis posted:
I dunno man nothing about the eversor temple really screams "careful" at me
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Oct 19, 2016 21:03
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Jothan posted:I dunno man nothing about the eversor temple really screams "careful" at me You'd be surprised. The Imperium has a use for careful and precise application of overwhelming and indiscriminate violence. There's only so much overwhelming and indiscriminate violence to go around, and a huge amount of demand for it, so you have to be picky about where and how to drop off your crazed psycho killers.
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Oct 19, 2016 21:06
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Cythereal posted:You'd be surprised. The Imperium has a use for careful and precise application of overwhelming and indiscriminate violence. There's only so much overwhelming and indiscriminate violence to go around, and a huge amount of demand for it, so you have to be picky about where and how to drop off your crazed psycho killers. Look you can make good and reasonable points all day if you want to but that's not going to stop me from thinking of the eversor temple as the frat house of the assssinorum
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Oct 19, 2016 21:18
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Jothan posted:Look you can make good and reasonable points all day if you want to but that's not going to stop me from thinking of the eversor temple as the frat house of the assssinorum The Assssinorum is the porno parody of the Assassinorum, right?
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Oct 19, 2016 21:45
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Dachshundofdoom posted:The Assssinorum is the porno parody of the Assassinorum, right? It's actually the opposite; upon close inspection you may note the name only has half as much rear end.
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Oct 19, 2016 21:49
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:also lol if your DM actually lets you get away with sadbrainsing an eversor into unconsciousness. "this one has touched by the fates and Never Die. gently caress you" a proper dm would just say 1 Fell already includes the eversor's heavily altered, mutilated body losing a tooth or whatever isn't going to phase him at this point
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Oct 19, 2016 22:13
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Cythereal posted:There's only so much overwhelming and indiscriminate violence to go around (citation needed)
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Oct 19, 2016 22:38
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Dachshundofdoom posted:The Assssinorum is the porno parody of the Assassinorum, right? formed to combat the dark eldar, by ridiculing all their goings-on
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:formed to combat the dark eldar, by ridiculing all their goings-on Epic rap battles of the Imperium
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Oct 19, 2016 23:46
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Asdrubael Vect has been humiliating fools to mad beats since the Fall, spitting hot FIRE bring it, sucka
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gj8pAN7Y7E The guy that keeps saying "chainsaw sword" is triggering me though
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Oct 20, 2016 10:44
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Rockopolis posted:Best way to defeat the Eversor is probably giving it an OD, while it's still asleep. Or leaving and letting it wear out or explode on its own. I think it says that it's got enough chems in its drip feeder that it can last a few months. And lol if you think it can sleep with that poo poo in it. You're best bet is to try and talk it down. It has a 1% chance of resisting charm, technically.
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Oct 20, 2016 18:36
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If they've been chem gelded then it's one step harder to charm them! I've always thought of some Eversor's in full drug haze seeing things like the Pyro in the tf2 video where everything is a wonderland so if you try to talk to one it just hears "wow you're such a good friend please scratch my back via my torso with your big claws, aaaah, much better now i can have a nap"
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Oct 20, 2016 18:40
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Rockopolis posted:
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:I think it says that it's got enough chems in its drip feeder that it can last a few months. And lol if you think it can sleep with that poo poo in it. You're best bet is to try and talk it down. It has a 1% chance of resisting charm, technically. When you charm it, instead of shredding you into tiny pieces with its Neuro-Gauntlet it decides that the nicest way for you to die is a shot to the head with its Executioner Pistol.
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Oct 21, 2016 17:37
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Sitting here this whole time, teeth clenched, waiting for someone to point out that charm is opposed by willpower
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:I think it says that it's got enough chems in its drip feeder that it can last a few months. And lol if you think it can sleep with that poo poo in it. You're best bet is to try and talk it down. It has a 1% chance of resisting charm, technically. Exactly! Even more hilarious, though, would be using De-Tox to fight one - combat drugs spraying as far as the eye can see! The Eversor is probably going to be able to use the high pressure chems spraying out of its face as a water jet cutter.
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Sitting here this whole time, teeth clenched, waiting for someone to point out that charm is opposed by willpower 
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Oct 22, 2016 00:06
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Put the Eversor up against a town of WFRP halflings, stun-lock it with Babble.
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Oct 22, 2016 10:06
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how about don't be a loving heretic and thus be on the same side as the eversor i mean it'll probably still kill you but there might be time to flag down an aquila and commandeer it
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:how about don't be a loving heretic and thus be on the same side as the eversor I got bad news for you:  Eversors can fly planes too.
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That's the thing though. Whilst the Eversor is flying a plane it is notably less deadly just due to the fact that it has to use at least one hand to steer.
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Oct 22, 2016 16:41
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Until it gets close enough to jump out of its plane and onto yours.
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goatface posted:Until it gets close enough to jump out of its plane and onto yours. Why bother? It can just crash directly into you like 9/11
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The Lone Badger posted:(citation needed) It's the Imperium. There's a lot of need for overwhelming and indiscriminate violence, and even with entire planets dedicated to exporting that particular product there's still a galaxy-sized demand for it.
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Y'know I'm starting to think this Eversor guy we're talking about might be a little bit of a challenge to fight.
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I think all the Assassins are a huge rear end challenge in their own ways, although Eversor is the most "murder everything everywhere for all time" option. There was a Callidus Assassin helping the party I'm GMing with in a fight against some Demons and their minions, and she could fairly easily murderize everything except the boss in that encounter, although I noticed she lacks the capability to Lightning Attack. The Assassin's tend to ignore every firepower aimed their way in DH2 at least, what with their seven reactions (or was it six? a stupid number anyway).
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What kind of crack rear end system would stat out an Eversor? BC?
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Oct 22, 2016 18:35
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DH: Ascension. Lots of stuff in Ascension town is broken.
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And a Vanus Assassin is the kind you never need to stat up - if her stats ever become relevant, she's already failed.
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How do you do a Calidus? randomly doing hidden scrutiny checks to see that the GMPC has been a spy this whole time? Or for vindicare do a -80 awareness check to spot a glint of light 5 miles away?
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The Imperium has some other mode of transportation and logistics than "more chimeras", right? I was talking to people about how the imperium gets staff, supplies, and other crap about the place and I had a bunch of people suggest it's an entire system of variant chimeras. I'm assuming there's some kind of jeep/truck/armoured car thing they actually use though, right?
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:How do you do a Calidus? randomly doing hidden scrutiny checks to see that the GMPC has been a spy this whole time? Or for vindicare do a -80 awareness check to spot a glint of light 5 miles away?
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spectralent posted:The Imperium has some other mode of transportation and logistics than "more chimeras", right? I was talking to people about how the imperium gets staff, supplies, and other crap about the place and I had a bunch of people suggest it's an entire system of variant chimeras. I'm assuming there's some kind of jeep/truck/armoured car thing they actually use though, right? loads of supplements have "poo poo ground car" as an example vehicle trucks and cars exist for civilians. chimeras are a chassis used when needed - imperium's not gonna have chimeras hauling grain to market when that same machine could be hauling grunts to the front line on some desert hellhole somewhere. military-wise, they probably have regular trucks etc. that are used when needed.
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The Imperium does, if I remember correctly, have SHITLOADS of civilian chimaera variants though.
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