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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Ace of Baes posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with you

He's stuck on a small post in Africa. I'm surprised he hasn't started doing haikus yet.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
...... and now there's a thread in QCS lol

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Ace of Baes posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with you


VikingSkull posted:

...... and now there's a thread in QCS lol


Lol what a bitch

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

fuckin lol at mr snitch over here

i bet he's the confession rapist

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I don't think he even posts in GiP

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

He does occasionally. Alleged vet. Biggest bitch yet. Smoke Crack may have been top bitch but he wasn't a snitch.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Does the IRR hold your clearance?

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
It's active until the expiration date it just won't be renewed obviously iirc

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
stop snitchin

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

cravius posted:

Lol what a bitch


UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Army Thread - If the Army doesn't gently caress you, your buddies will

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
EBB died for our sins

rip

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
what the god drat poo poo

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Look out, folks, there's a new biggest bitch in town.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
Probate ace of baes for being a buddy fucker imo

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
gonna go "foxtrot alpha golf" on the fbi, cia, jfk, snafu, irs, riaa, fcra, fjgjrio just some army humor for ya

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
You guys are retarded, letting guys post freely about shooting up army posts is the quickest way to get this entire subforum removed,.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Ace of Baes posted:

You guys are retarded, letting guys post freely about shooting up army posts is the quickest way to get this entire subforum removed,.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

ArfJason posted:

gonna go "foxtrot alpha golf" on the fbi, cia, jfk, snafu, irs, riaa, fcra, fjgjrio just some army humor for ya

:lol:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
drop it

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

plans for the future:

join the army national guard OCS program

go to infantry officers course

Go to sniper school

Become a space man

go to space with a big rifle and shoot it towards the middle east, get a confirmed kill at a distance of 240 miles and own the longest confirmed kill ever.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

MurderBot posted:

plans for the future:

join the army national guard OCS program

go to infantry officers course

Go to sniper school

Become a space man

go to space with a big rifle and shoot it towards the middle east, get a confirmed kill at a distance of 240 miles and own the longest confirmed kill ever.

Reported

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I'll obviously be aiming at an ISIS hangout so it'll be a good thing. duh...

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

MurderBot posted:

I'll obviously be aiming at an ISIS hangout so it'll be a good thing. duh...

Smdh allow me to teach you something about tactics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKW_yxxIaLA

Kaliber
Jun 17, 2005

Pesticide20 posted:

Army Thread - If the Army doesn't gently caress you, your buddies will

So let me tell you about my day escorting 3 soldiers to CID........

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Well why the gently caress didn't you.

I just smoked a big loving bowl of sour diesel, did my Italian homework, and am about to gently caress some kids up in CS GO or get my rear end kicked in BF1. Literally nothing else to do. College is the best.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Soulex posted:

Well why the gently caress didn't you.

I just smoked a big loving bowl of sour diesel, did my Italian homework, and am about to gently caress some kids up in CS GO or get my rear end kicked in BF1. Literally nothing else to do. College is the best.

Got some accounting to work on, dick art to finish, weed to smoke, and video games to play. College is great.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Pesticide20 posted:

Got some accounting to work on, dick art to finish, weed to smoke, and video games to play. College is great.

are you an accounting major

because i am an accounting major

and i regularly say that i want to drop out of college

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Another accounting major here, graduating this semester. It's helped that I used to be a total turbo nerd.

Used to be, who am I kidding :suicide:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

gently caress math. I know enough excel to do basic accounting poo poo but gently caress that

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Soulex posted:

Well why the gently caress didn't you.

I just smoked a big loving bowl of sour diesel, did my Italian homework, and am about to gently caress some kids up in CS GO or get my rear end kicked in BF1. Literally nothing else to do. College is the best.

Bf1 is hard as poo poo.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Most of my classes are crap gen eds but I'm enjoying my HTML class because I am a turbo nerd that finds that stuff fun.

I will animate the poo poo out of your website pictures.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This semester sucks poo poo, but my old roomie sent me a copy of Factorio, so we've been sperging out on that and I've been writing a mod that adds indirect to the game (gotta level the late-game playing field with those loving bugs).

Kaliber
Jun 17, 2005

Soulex posted:

Well why the gently caress didn't you.

I just smoked a big loving bowl of sour diesel, did my Italian homework, and am about to gently caress some kids up in CS GO or get my rear end kicked in BF1. Literally nothing else to do. College is the best.

Possible man rape of a soldier. I don't have all the details but he was found butt naked and crying? He was taken to the hospital to get that rape kit done and there was talks about him getting roofied. Not by my soldiers. They all came back from a night of partying, split up in the barracks to sleep and later that night he's pounding on one of my dude's door with no clothes on and all that. Good times!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
That CA NG bonus fuckup is a real doozy. You've got a guy pleading guilty to over $15 million in fraudulent reenlistment bonus contracts, plenty of people didn't realize they didn't qualify. If some did, gently caress it, good for them I guess, and you have the deputy commander of the CA NG openly stating that they'd like to forgive the debt, but their legal department says that would be a breach of law. If a literal act of congress doesn't fix this, then AER should just go hog wild and just give people grants to offset the penalties.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

There's a petition going on to get it reversed. The whole whitehouse.gov thing. I signed it and shared it. Hopefully it'll grow.

Kaliber posted:

Possible man rape of a soldier. I don't have all the details but he was found butt naked and crying? He was taken to the hospital to get that rape kit done and there was talks about him getting roofied. Not by my soldiers. They all came back from a night of partying, split up in the barracks to sleep and later that night he's pounding on one of my dude's door with no clothes on and all that. Good times!

Wow. That's really gotta suck for the dude. I'm glad it wasn't one of your soldiers though. Rape already makes me loving volatile and I know if it were one of mine, I'd probably end up doing something in retaliation.

Don't be like me.

Keep me updated on the dude. I can't even comprehend the emotion of going through all of that.

If there is one thing JBLM is good for, is the streamline loving process (lol) they have for their SHARP center. I think DoD or just DA had to make it so that all the SHARP centers mimic theirs. Anyways what makes theirs better is the fact that they have CID, Nurses, trained and poo poo to stuff like that walking in through the door. Cause before he would have had to go to the Hospital, then mps, then cid, then mps, etc over and over. Having it all in one spot helps them feel safer. Especially when you walk in heir building, open a door, and there are people with guns on their hips willing to make sure poo poo doesn't happen again.

Unless the person was a CID Investigator to begin with! Oh what a twist!

Soulex fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Oct 25, 2016

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

TBeats posted:

are you an accounting major

because i am an accounting major

and i regularly say that i want to drop out of college

I am also an accounting major. I'm two quarters from my AA transfer (bad GPA before the army) and then I'll be going to the Foster School of Business at UW.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I'm gonna teach guitar in Kuwait overseas. I've got a good list of people who want to learn (20 bux a month), and one guy is trading me free haircuts for lessons, while another is teaching me French. Cool hobbies rule

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
LA Times is reporting that Congress knew about the latest re-enlistment bonus fiasco for at least two years.

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-bonus-guard-20161024-snap-story.html

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Syrian Lannister posted:

LA Times is reporting that Congress knew about the latest re-enlistment bonus fiasco for at least two years.

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-bonus-guard-20161024-snap-story.html

So of course they did precisely zero-point-get-hosed-proles about it.

loving douche bags.

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