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Jeoh posted:the chinese are people??? Some say they are the ultimate examples of such.
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Oct 23, 2016 17:39
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8 fingers and toes?! That's the luckiest babby ever!!
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Oct 23, 2016 17:40
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Can I get a red text that says: THIS POSTER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MOST ARGUMENTS, DERAILS, CLOSED THREADS, ANGRY OR OFFENDED GOONS, AND PROBATIONS IN THE GBS CHINA THREADS! Please? For all the me haters; please just put me on ignore. I plan to get banned before the new year is upon us anyway. YOLO
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Oct 23, 2016 17:44
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The Superhuman Breeding Ministry of the Middle Kingdom
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Darkman Fanpage posted:chinar i read that in the same voice.as Cairo! https://youtu.be/iQDldgNPGFo (Apparently the full sketch has been taken off youtube and thats sad)
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Oct 23, 2016 17:47
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Haier posted:Can I get a red text that says: I tried that by being exceedingly racist in one ofthe old China threads. I was playing a game trying to get a long probation but stopping short of a ban. Nothing happened. Major anticlimax.
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Oct 23, 2016 17:49
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simplefish posted:I tried that by being exceedingly racist in one ofthe old China threads. I was playing a game trying to get a long probation but stopping short of a ban. Nothing happened. Major anticlimax. I just mean the next time (or the time after) one of those "Post in here to get banned" threads comes along I will posting in there. These forums have taken many (mostly) enjoyable hours away from my life, but after nine years I need a break. I'll keep posting the same tired dumb poo poo until I go, regardless of all the "How dare you"s from single virgin goons.
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fish and chips and dip posted:Some pages ago there was a discussion about calling people out for their behavior in China, e.g. smoking in places you shouldn't smoke. quote:Tobacco use divides strictly along gender lines in China, with about half of adult men smoking, according to the World Bank, compared with only about 2 percent of adult women. That is disgusting
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Oct 23, 2016 18:32
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Brannock posted:That is disgusting  Smoke em if you got em ladies
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Oct 23, 2016 18:34
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Haier posted:Those GBS 1.0 one-month-long bans a thing of the past. It's a bummer for those who really need it. This is a suicide note post and it makes me sad.
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Oct 23, 2016 18:40
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Haier posted:Those GBS 1.0 one-month-long bans a thing of the past. It's a bummer for those who really need it. Stick around and keep posting your stories please
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Oct 23, 2016 18:43
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Ignore the haters, your stories are an enlightening mirror on both cultures whether you like it or not.
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Oct 23, 2016 18:53
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that guy who recorded that wuhan protest just got arrested so you know it was legit http://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-police-idUSKCN12N0EQ
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Oct 23, 2016 18:55
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Jeoh posted:the chinese are people??? hosed up if true
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Oct 23, 2016 19:13
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Brannock posted:That is disgusting Looks like the gender imbalance problem will solve itself
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Oct 23, 2016 19:42
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Fojar38 posted:that guy who recorded that wuhan protest just got arrested so you know it was legit quote:Police in China's central city of Wuhan said they have detained a person for spreading rumors in what a state-run newspaper said was a video purportedly showing a demonstration involving workers at Wuhan Iron and Steel (Wugang). Really? Spreading rumours? If the guy is distributing actual evidence it's not a rumour. Book him with spreading dissent or upsetting the social order or something. 'Spreading rumours' is straight up 1984 bullshit. How long would the government last if they didn't censor poo poo? A few months before public lynching of officials?
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Oct 23, 2016 19:42
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calm down everyone it's just a festival (really). skip to like 10:30 here http://www.bilibili.com/video/av846451/
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Oct 23, 2016 20:18
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The Great Autismo! posted:it is impossible to have conversations about living abroad in China without This Guy freaking about it. It happens in every thread, in every conversation, everywhere. Just to explain, it's because you didn't got to Italy or Japan posting nigh daily about the exceedingly sad sexual experiences you have with people you genuinely seem to loathe and talking about the women you hooked up with like it's a loving safari. That's creepy and gross no matter what country you do it in, and if you're totally into hearing some dude talking like that, might wanna think about what that says about you. Have some content:  .
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Oct 23, 2016 20:32
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I'm gonna stop lurking for a bit to say that I love Haier's stories. Alright back to the shadows.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Just to explain, it's because you didn't got to Italy or Japan posting nigh daily about the exceedingly sad sexual experiences you have with people you genuinely seem to loathe and talking about the women you hooked up with like it's a loving safari. but enough about my wife *laugh track*
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Oct 23, 2016 20:48
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Just to explain, it's because you didn't got to Italy or Japan posting nigh daily about the exceedingly sad sexual experiences you have with people you genuinely seem to loathe and talking about the women you hooked up with like it's a loving safari. That's not what Haier is doing though, he's posting the stories because they're very appropriate for the chinar thread and wisely leaving out all personal details because goons are goddamn morons who get worked up over someone having sex.
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Oct 23, 2016 21:16
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What do you guys think of this http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-surveillance-big-data-score-censorship-a7375221.html quote:Imagine a world where an authoritarian government monitors everything you do, amasses huge amounts of data on almost every interaction you make, and awards you a single score that measures how “trustworthy” you are. quote:The government hasn't announced exactly how the plan will work – for example, how scores will be compiled and different qualities weighted against one another. But the idea is that good behaviour will be rewarded and bad behaviour punished, with the Communist Party acting as the ultimate judge. This is what China calls “Internet Plus,” but critics call a 21st-century police state. quote:At the heart of the social credit system is an attempt to control China's vast, anarchic and poorly regulated market economy, to punish companies selling poisoned food or phony medicine, to expose doctors taking bribes and uncover con men preying on the vulnerable. “Fraud has become ever more common in society,” Lian Weiliang, vice chairman of the National Development and Reform Commission, the country's main economic planning agency, said in April. “Swindlers have to pay a price.” quote:Some of the penalties showed the party's desire to regulate its citizens' private lives – participating in anything deemed to be a cult or failing to care for elderly relatives incurred a 50-point penalty. Other penalties reflected the party's obsession with maintaining public order and crushing any challenge to its authority – causing a “disturbance” that blocks party or government offices meant 50 points off; using the internet to falsely accuse others resulted in a 100-point deduction. Winning a “national honour” – such as being classified as a model citizen or worker – added 100 points to someone's score. Lots more at the article.
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Oct 23, 2016 21:40
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Haier pls keep posting. Here's some more content: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-surveillance-big-data-score-censorship-a7375221.html E;fb
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Oct 23, 2016 21:41
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Sounds like a mediocre Black Mirror episode
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Dissapointed Owl posted:That's creepy and gross no matter what country you do it in, and if you're totally into hearing some dude talking like that, might wanna think about what that says about you. lol no
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Oct 23, 2016 21:56
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Whoah for a few pages I was certain I´d accidently entered the LAN thread Man, I wish we still had Modest Mao, Pro-PRC Laowai and TWM posting
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Oct 23, 2016 21:59
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Dissapointed Owl posted:...posting nigh daily about the exceedingly sad sexual experiences you have with people you genuinely seem to loathe... You're describing pure comedy gold, that even the ancients held in best regard. Well, that and the poop and projectile vomit stories. The rotten background that it takes place in is the icing on the cake, these stories would be half as funny without it.
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Brannock posted:What do you guys think of this I'm here from the future to tell you about the success and integrity of the CCP-Social Network. <pays official few thousand RMB to bump score> <spams some nationalist crap on forum to bump score> <watches a LPG storage tank explode and posts a picture online, takes a hit to his score> <buys 500 copies of 3 RMB book on why the party is great to bump score> <runs over homeless guy while drunk, takes a hit to his score> <pays official a few hundred thousand RMB to bump score> <is the son/daughter of an official, score is permanently set to highest> <has same name as popular dissident who has an article published in the HK times, score is set to lowest> <opens up lucrative business where out of work WOW Gold Farmers will brute-force your for money> <is hit by a drunk official's car while crossing at an intersection at the appropriate time, score is set to lowest after not taking 3000 RMB bribe for two broken legs> <factory boss is getting close to being caught embezzling money. Pays an official to drastically reduce assistant's score to make him look untrustworthy and take the fall> <wechat's with foreigner, takes a hit to score> <lives in apartment Block 12, unit #1989. Posts address on social media so coworkers can come over for a party. Takes a massive hit to points>
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rear end cobra posted:Sounds like a mediocre Black Mirror episode Season 3, episode 1 to be precise.
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Brannock posted:
Absolutely no way this could possibly backfire in any way. Nothing wrong with teachers having to live in fear of a student's parent going apeshit for not treating their precious god-child with the required respect. "Your teacher score has dropped by 20 points and you are now a D class citizen." "What?" "You're fired. Also your mortgage has been revoked, your house repossessed." "What? Why?" "Your score has dropped below the threshold of C class, and you are now a D class citizen. A D class citizen cannot possess a mortgage or work for a government school." "WHAT?" "Defaulting on a mortgage and being unemployed and homeless incurs an additional 50 point, 20 point and 15 point deduction to your citizen score." "What?" "You are now an E class citizen, please report for execution by Friday 6th. Failure to report incurs a ten point penalty to your children's citizen score."
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Outrail posted:Absolutely no way this could possibly backfire in any way. Nothing wrong with teachers having to live in fear of a student's parent going apeshit for not treating their precious god-child with the required respect. Welcome to the wonderful world of being a Korean University Professor! "A++++'s for everyone (so I can keep my job)" Blistex fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Oct 23, 2016 |
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Jeoh posted:the chinese are people??? soylent chinese is made from people!
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paperchaseguy posted:soylent chinese is made from people! explains the problems with heavy metal poisoning they've had
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Im 40 and i live in moms basement
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serious norman posted:Im 40 and i live in moms basement this shoudl be in the eastern european jpg thread but how did your trip to that blasted russian hellscape city go?
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Blistex posted:Absolutely no way this could possibly backfire in any way. Nothing wrong with teachers having to live in fear of a student's parent going apeshit for not treating their precious god-child with the required respect. Welcome to the wonderful world of being a Korean University Professor! "A++++'s for everyone (so I can keep my job)" [/quote] Wow asian test scores are so high, we can learn from the "Tiger Mom" education style
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Jose posted:this shoudl be in the eastern european jpg thread but how did your trip to that blasted russian hellscape city go? I'll probably go to Murmansk next year, if I make it back alive I'll let you know
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Brannock posted:What do you guys think of this it's really funny
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