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froglet posted:Emus are pretty stupid. You can say this about pretty much any animal. We had a bear show up at our back door just after we had finished barbecuing, who proceeded to try and lick the oily, but still roaring hot grill. It let out a yelp and ran off a bit, but then shortly returned and started licking the grill again. It was making these weird barks and moaning as it licked the grill, and you could hear a sizzling sound every time it's tongue touched the grill. Same with dogs. They'll grab a red hot potato or whatever if it hits the ground, and then still choke it down. Usually followed by them puking it back up since their stomach has more sense than their brain.
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Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:I'm just trying to imagine what a shocked emu looks like Imagine a lot of jumping up and down and running around in circles. If emus were actors, you'd yell at them for overacting everything, but that's just what they are.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:You can say this about pretty much any animal. We had a bear show up at our back door just after we had finished barbecuing, who proceeded to try and lick the oily, but still roaring hot grill. It let out a yelp and ran off a bit, but then shortly returned and started licking the grill again. It was making these weird barks and moaning as it licked the grill, and you could hear a sizzling sound every time it's tongue touched the grill. Mmmm. BBQ bear tongue.
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Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:I'm just trying to imagine what a shocked emu looks like Gorilla Salad posted:Imagine a lot of jumping up and down and running around in circles. That's basically their only reaction anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpYBwzlfTc
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What is going on here? Theres a person lying down in the elevator.
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An Emu's natural state is greed and curiosity. When met with any sort of external stimuli that instantly switches to cranked up panic and confusion. I've been driving on outback roads several times and seen one way off in the bush running 'away' from me, almost parallel to the road. At any point it could stop running, or veer off away from me or do literally anything or move at any other angle and it would stop getting closer but it just accelerates and accelerates as it gets closer and closer to the road on a perfect impact vector until I hit the brakes and watch the dumb fucker tear across the road right in front of the bonnet and hurtle into the scrub on the other side. They're not just dumb, they're somehow creatively dumb animals that gently caress up in ways that don't make sense even when taking their shockingly dense bird brains into account. Like when you say something really obviously stupid just to see someone's reaction and they have to think about how dumb that thing you just said was, then try and figure out how you can be that dense, then finally realize you're loving with them. Only the Emu isn't loving with you it's just a dumb dumb animal. Imagine a horse made of turkey. Outrail has a new favorite as of 23:12 on Oct 22, 2016 |
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I love how he accepts his fate and just rolls into it
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Arpaio headed for big loss We'll see what happens when it's said and done. 
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Oct 23, 2016 05:30
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Must have been a hell of a fart in there.
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The schadenfreude is on the people that watch college football. May as well go watch little league teams from your old home town while you're at it. Idiots.
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Solice Kirsk posted:The schadenfreude is on the people that watch college football. May as well go watch little league teams from your old home town while you're at it. Idiots. Scorching take
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Stand back, I'll burn ya.
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Only one of the tickets had a fully exposed Barcode? And wouldn't it be pretty easy to figure out who did it based on whoever sat in the seat? Not to mention the other anti counterfeit measures on precious college football tickets.
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Panfilo posted:Only one of the tickets had a fully exposed Barcode? Two more have fully‐exposed numbers, which is all you need to generate the barcode.
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Out of all the ways he could've fallen, he fell the worst
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Solice Kirsk posted:The schadenfreude is on the people that watch college football. May as well go watch little league teams from your old home town while you're at it. Idiots. I genuinely enjoy college football more than the NFL.
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Sagebrush posted:I genuinely enjoy college football more than the NFL. That's OK. It was supposed to come off as tongue-in-cheek.
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Panfilo posted:Only one of the tickets had a fully exposed Barcode? And wouldn't it be pretty easy to figure out who did it based on whoever sat in the seat? Not to mention the other anti counterfeit measures on precious college football tickets. The game hasn't even happened yet, it's next month. Also people here in Columbus get way way way to into OSU Football. Like seriously way to into it. And the Michigan game is the big game of the year.
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Manuel Calavera posted:The game hasn't even happened yet, it's next month. Also people here in Columbus get way way way to into OSU Football. Like seriously way to into it. And the Michigan game is the big game of the year. It's not just the big game of the year, it's The Game. If you live anywhere in the midwest, the Ohio-Michigan football game is The Game.
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Sagebrush posted:It's not just the big game of the year, it's The Game. If you live anywhere in the midwest, the Ohio-Michigan football game is The Game. Is there a bigger rivalry in college football? Maybe the Civil War game in Oregon?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is there a bigger rivalry in college football? Maybe the Civil War game in Oregon? hahahahahahahahaha that's cute
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is there a bigger rivalry in college football? Maybe the Civil War game in Oregon? The Civil War game is older, but it's unironically pretty civil.
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Somebody needs to grab that pussy (and help it out of there  ).e: didn't realize this was 2 days later, what the hell slow rear end thread 
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Sagebrush posted:I genuinely enjoy college football more than the NFL. Solice Kirsk posted:The schadenfreude is on the people that watch college football. May as well go watch little league teams from your old home town while you're at it. Idiots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuPeGPwGKe8 I know Stephen Fry is playing it up a bit, but his adrenaline-soaked eyeballs leaking while trying to keep up with the spectacle is marvelous. Also the shock at the flyover while the Americans are hell-yeah'ing. Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 08:27 on Oct 24, 2016 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is there a bigger rivalry in college football? Alabama/Auburn might be a contender.
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Every college thinks their rivalry is the biggest, it's just a marketing thing. I went to Florida for 9 years and I'm not even sure if Florida/Georgia, Florida/FSU, or Florida/Tennessee was technically the "biggest" (or maybe it's LSU, or maybe Alabama, who cares). It doesn't make a lot of sense to talk about rivalries in any meaningful way anyway considering how often college team lineups including coaches change.
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Some really great schadenfreude content, great job football guys.
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Football more like handegg
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Weatherman posted:Football more like handegg I DON'T SPORTS MORE THAN YOU DON'T SPORTS
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Looks like a screwdriver.
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