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Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Jamfrost posted:

What is that man holding in hand?

A screwdriver

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Blacknose
Jul 28, 2006

Meet frustration face to face
A point of view creates more waves
So lose some sleep and say you tried
He's threatening to stab someone who then ran him over. It's the good poo poo.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
If I had to guess either he chickened out, or dude in the car had a gun. Or a bigger screwdriver.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Nuebot posted:

If I had to guess either he chickened out, or dude in the car had a gun. Or a bigger screwdriver.

It looks to be in London, or at least the UK, so no guns involved. The guy's just a piece of poo poo road rager who probably has a raft of hangups over not being "respected" in his every day life as much as he thinks he should.

I hope they called the cops and gave this evidence and he got arrested to boot.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I hope so as well but I'm going to guess he wasn't, because the people who record everything like this always seem to have some kind of hangup about actually calling the police or turning over the video to them.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Well then I hope he tut tutted loud enough and pursed his lips and shook his head at his friend disappovingly enough that the criminal was shaken to his very core

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

Well then I hope he tut tutted loud enough and pursed his lips and shook his head at his friend disappovingly enough that the criminal was shaken to his very core

Dude, come on. It's the UK.

He quietly, head down, avoided noticing the crime in progress, then whisper-shouted "I mean REALLY!" as soon as he was out of earshot.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
and then, years later, uses this experience to justify voting in support of persecuting poles, gays, and socialism, even though the guy with the screwdriver is a tory father of 2 from the midlands

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

I hope they called the cops and gave this evidence and he got arrested to boot.

Both parties should be arrested.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Gorilla Salad posted:

Both parties should be arrested.

Thanks south park

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The guy in the car ran him down after he stopped being a threat.

Seems pretty simple to me :shrug:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Every college thinks their rivalry is the biggest, it's just a marketing thing. I went to Florida for 9 years and I'm not even sure if Florida/Georgia, Florida/FSU, or Florida/Tennessee was technically the "biggest" (or maybe it's LSU, or maybe Alabama, who cares). It doesn't make a lot of sense to talk about rivalries in any meaningful way anyway considering how often college team lineups including coaches change.

Every school acts like that but on a national level it's pretty much always been Michigan/Ohio State or Alabama/Auburn. Certainly for the past 40 years.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Gorilla Salad posted:

The guy in the car ran him down after he stopped being a threat.

Seems pretty simple to me :shrug:

counterpoint: durrrr brexit

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Henchman of Santa posted:

Every school acts like that but on a national level it's pretty much always been Michigan/Ohio State or Alabama/Auburn. Certainly for the past 40 years.

Caltech vs. MIT badminton 4lyfe

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

The guy in the car ran him down after he stopped being a threat.

Seems pretty simple to me :shrug:

Well duh, you don't want to run him down while he's still brandishing the screwdriver, he might take your car apart.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Gorilla Salad posted:

The guy in the car ran him down after he stopped being a threat.

Seems pretty simple to me :shrug:

i'm not saying you're wrong, just that you're in the wrong thread

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
If both get arrested, you get double the schadenfreude, what's so hard to understand about that?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
And then they get to go to English jail, which I imagine is a lot like my apartment only with no rent and less gay sex.

I have a gay roommate, you see.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
How did that guy just become attached to his car all of a sudden?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Trebek posted:

How did that guy just become attached to his car all of a sudden?

Friction weld.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Trebek posted:

How did that guy just become attached to his car all of a sudden?

He had a screwdriver, duh.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
It looks like one of his pockets got caught on his side mirror.

Gounads
Mar 13, 2013

Where am I?
How did I get here?

Gorilla Salad posted:

The guy in the car ran him down after he stopped being a threat.

Seems pretty simple to me :shrug:

I dunno, the driver could have thought the assailant was attempting to come around to driver's side door.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Gounads posted:

I dunno, the driver could have thought the assailant was attempting to come around to driver's side door.

He was at the drivers door when he was threatening to stab him with a screwdriver. He was at the passenger side when he got knocked down.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Yond Cassius posted:

Alabama/Auburn might be a contender.

It did get trees killed. (gently caress you, tree-killer guy, wherever you are)

slothrop posted:

"not again... gently caress"

Just amazing. Not only does the Emu get up and run away, clearly this isn't the first time this has happened!

quote:

If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.

Turns out emus are sturdy loving birds.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Gorilla Salad posted:

The guy in the car ran him down after he stopped being a threat.

Seems pretty simple to me :shrug:

Looks like it's a fairly narrow street, so I'd believe that the victim misjudged the distance between their car and the screwdriver man's car and clipped him. The victim was probably not at their mental best, having nearly been stabbed, so I can understand them wanting to get the gently caress out of there ASAP.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Those and cassowaries are basically all the proof you need that dinosaurs used to be terrifying.

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Those and cassowaries are basically all the proof you need that dinosaurs used to be terrifying.

Dinosaurs will wreck the army's poo poo.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Inco posted:

Looks like it's a fairly narrow street, so I'd believe that the victim misjudged the distance between their car and the screwdriver man's car and clipped him. The victim was probably not at their mental best, having nearly been stabbed, so I can understand them wanting to get the gently caress out of there ASAP.

Sue him for threatening for assault, then sue him again for inflicting the mental trauma of running a man down, and again for damage to the car.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

frodnonnag posted:

Dinosaurs will wreck the army's poo poo.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I hope so as well but I'm going to guess he wasn't, because the people who record everything like this always seem to have some kind of hangup about actually calling the police or turning over the video to them.

"911. What's your emergency?"

"Worldstar!"

"Sir? What is your emergency!"

"Worldstar! Worldstar worldstar worldstar! Wooooorldstaaaaaarrrrrr WORLDSTAR!

"Sir, you're just screaming 'Worldstar' over and over. Prank calling 911 is a criminal offense, Sir."

"...W-Worldstar?"

"I'm hanging up, Sir."

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

"Nice li'l picnic you guys got here."

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

*sees kids sandcastle *
*runs in a figure eight pattern in panic *

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


As someone who went to a small college that didn't care about football, even I know about Michigan/Ohio State and Alabama/Auburn. They're the two big ones.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
I don't live down there but I've also been led to believe that Texas v. Oklahoma is serious business on the scale of Michigan v. Ohio State.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
There's like 8-10 rivalries that are "serious business" and they're all on the about the same level unless you're personally invested and then that's the one you think is the biggest.

Some of these huge schools don't even have just one, and their fans wouldn't even be able to agree which one is the biggest. Texas v. Oklahoma is a big deal but so is Texas v. Texas A & M. Florida v. Florida St. is big, but so is Florida v. South Carolina. Its all bullshit, basically.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Scruff McGruff posted:

I don't live down there but I've also been led to believe that Texas v. Oklahoma is serious business on the scale of Michigan v. Ohio State.

The Red River battle used to be a big deal when those teams weren't total rear end.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Finally a celebrity death in 2016 I can support:

Jack Chick just died and if the universe is metaphysically just is burning in hell.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Basebf555 posted:

There's like 8-10 rivalries that are "serious business" and they're all on the about the same level unless you're personally invested and then that's the one you think is the biggest.

Some of these huge schools don't even have just one, and their fans wouldn't even be able to agree which one is the biggest. Texas v. Oklahoma is a big deal but so is Texas v. Texas A & M.

This is my favorite example just because A&M is literally in the first line of our song, but when I was going to school turnout for that game was 1/3 less than the RRR.

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midwifecrisis
Jul 5, 2005

oh, have I got some GREAT news for you!

Phanatic posted:

Finally a celebrity death in 2016 I can support:

Jack Chick just died and if the universe is metaphysically just is burning in hell.

Jack, get out of here! YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist anymore!

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