ChrisHansen posted:

Someone pls se b d osga to mywork b4 I die

Platystemon posted:

Original thread, scrubbed by OP.

It survives in quotes, though:

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That poo poo looks Treepunk as hell

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Look at the man on your left. Now look at the man on your right. By the end of Summer Adventure Camp, they will be dead.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

This Machine Kills Children

Facebook Aunt posted:

It's like a trust fall, but in reverse. The sensible kids refuse to use the zipline, and are vindicated when their compatriots die. From this they learn the world is a dangerous place and authority figures can not be trusted.

207-563-5532 posted:

for only $20 a day we will throw your child off a mountain, killing them

Platystemon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wYyiD_5SGQ

johnnyratbastard posted:

https://i.imgur.com/jWnPnZi.gifv

Gorilla Salad posted:

If only for the guy who got probated by a mod for begging the guy to stop eating nothing but handfuls of lard.

neonbregna posted:

Would he eat it by the handfuls or warm it up until liquified for a nice cup of sippin lard?

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

the yeast-infected Hawaiian commune

Mak0rz posted:

What's this one?

haveblue posted:

The best goon project is and forever will be Zybourne Clock.

haveblue posted:

The best goon project is and forever will be Zybourne Clock.

Volcott posted:

Wasabi the J posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3123495

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3151205

Volcott posted:

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Former Socceroo Steve Herczeg died after catheter connected to oxygen, coroner told

A former Socceroo died in hospital because his urinary catheter was wrongly connected to an oxygen supply, leading to a burst bladder and collapsed lungs, a coroner has heard.

An inquest is being held into the death of Steve Herczeg at Adelaide’s Queen Elizabeth Hospital on 19 September.

“The coroner will hear that Mr Herczeg’s oxygen supply was incorrectly connected, resulting in his bladder inflating with oxygen, then bursting and his lungs collapsing from the pressure of the oxygen,” counsel assisting Naomi Kereru told the South Australian coroner’s court on Monday.

The court heard Herczeg, 72, played for Australia in the country’s first attempt to qualify for the World Cup, was admitted to hospital because he had had a fall and was having hallucinations.

He was also suffering from a urinary tract infection, for which a catheter had already been inserted, but was considered clinically stable when admitted to the respiratory ward and placed on oxygen therapy, Kereru said.

Soon after his admission, a nurse heard screams of pain coming from Herczeg’s room and a code blue was called. An emergency team attempted to resuscitate him but was unsuccessful.

The doctor who performed the autopsy found Herczeg’s bladder had ruptured and his lungs had collapsed, causing his death by “respiratory failure”.

“I understand his oxygen supply somehow became connected to his catheter,” forensic pathologist Stephen Wills told the court.

“The bladder ruptured, allowing the gas into the rest of his body.”

Wills said it was highly unusual for the tubes to be mixed up the way they were.

“I’ve never come across it before,” he said.

He said it would have been “quite painful” when Herczeg’s bladder burst and while the former footballer was suffering from respiratory disease, the injuries would probably have killed any healthy person.

Hungarian-born Herczeg was part of the 20-man squad for Australia’s first World Cup qualifying matches, against North Korea in 1965. The two teams met in Cambodia, with the Koreans winning 9-2 on aggregate over two matches to clinch the last spot in the 1966 finals in England.

Herczeg played in the second game, which Australia lost 3-1, in front of 55,000 fans in Phnom Penh.

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

Are those field coils around the outside of it? The biggest ones we have at work are maybe 3-5 feet long

Dillbag posted:

more medical malpractice than osha but jesus loving christ

Say Nothing posted:

Inflation porn'd to death isn't a good way to go.

BattleMaster posted:

It's weird to me that a urinary catheter and an oxygen machine have connectors that can mate

BattleMaster posted:

It's weird to me that a urinary catheter and an oxygen machine have connectors that can mate

Max Hammer posted:

Yeah, i was just about to say that this sounds pretty terrible. Pumping air into your urinary tract until it burts and kills you sounds like a REALLY terrible way to go. gently caress that nurse right in the rear end with an oxygen supply that's on

Goatman Sacks posted:

Its a shame waffleimages ate the majority of the Johnny.jpg thread. For the life of me I can't find the Scholtz Jefferson Memorial shop.

Lime Tonics posted:

Lime Tonics posted:

tater_salad posted:

Fixed

Lime Tonics posted: