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Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Deceitful Penguin posted:

Dammit, what was that blog post with the incredibly bitter white expat lady who just wasn't getting any and was so angry at all the "loving losers" getting Asian ladies? I think she was in Japan but whatever, it was great

http://www.vagabondish.com/female-foreign-japan/

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THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Fojar38 posted:

the goon feverishly switched tabs to his wikipedia article "I've got him now!" he thought to himself "with this proof that chinese has always been the world's most spoken language, this thread of racists will finally have indisputable proof of the error of their ways"

you know you could have checked a fucken wikipedia article before saying wrong things it's not hard, monolingualboy

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
How dare you fact check his retarded statements! Don't you realize how embarrassing that is for you?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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THE PWNER posted:

you know you could have checked a fucken wikipedia article before saying wrong things it's not hard, monolingualboy

if you learn chinese because it's the world's most spoken language you're a giant loving idiot, hth

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Fojar38 posted:

if you learn chinese because it's the world's most spoken language you're a giant loving idiot, hth

i'm pretty sure you hold that opinion about learning any language that isn't English in general, mate.

And if you're going to learn a language learning the most spoken one in the world seems like a pretty fucken' good idea. If you had to learn another icky, inferior non English-language, which would you learn and why?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Fojar38 posted:

if you learn chinese because it's the world's most spoken language you're a giant loving idiot, hth

Maybe saying moronic poo poo every time you post is actually what makes one look like an idiot?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
He's so loving mad at being made a fool it's hilarious.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Maybe saying moronic poo poo every time you post is actually what makes one look like an idiot?

I would like to hear you explain more of the virtues of the Mandarin Language

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

He's so loving mad at being made a fool it's hilarious.

"Heh, by convincing this guy that I'm a giant dumbass I sure have owned him. :smuggo:"

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
English + Spanish means you can talk to almost all of the Americas

English + Chinese means you can talk to that guy riding the pig

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Andorra posted:

English + Spanish means you can talk to almost all of the Americas

English + Chinese means you can talk to that guy riding the pig

But there are hundreds of millions of pig riders just waiting to be spoken to!

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Don't meltdown so hard. It's just a popular language. I'm sure it wasn't only Chinese men that had sex with your mother for money so you could eat.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Don't meltdown so hard. It's just a popular language. I'm sure it wasn't only Chinese men that had sex with your mother for money so you could eat.

Truly you are the puppet master, and I the mere puppet

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Fojar38 posted:

Truly you are the puppet master, and I the mere puppet

Don't give yourself so much credit. You don't have anything to offer even as a puppet.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
China thread insights: I have lived in China for years and will probably die here but I don't want to learn Chinese, it's just not very useful.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
by 2050 china will have a GDP thrice the size of the US and EU combined; mandarin will be the new global lingua franca and all culture, science, and diplomacy will be conducted in it; by learning it now, I'll be way ahead of the curve!

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Fojar38 posted:

by 2050 china will have a GDP thrice the size of the US and EU combined; mandarin will be the new global lingua franca and all culture, science, and diplomacy will be conducted in it; by learning it now, I'll be way ahead of the curve!

I have no doubt that you read and take seriously pop-economy articles in the new york post.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I have no doubt that you read and take seriously pop-economy articles in the new york post.

I'm actually a member of the british cabinet IRL

Moonshine Rhyme
Mar 26, 2010

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate
Guys they are right, we need more global mandarin speakers to handle the inevitable influx of refugees that escape the coming pollution super germ apocalypse facing China

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"

The North Tower posted:

Yes
No
No
Maybe, but then again, maybe not from some of the poo poo I've read on the forums
No

Then you are not a sex tourist

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

THE PWNER posted:

i'm pretty sure you hold that opinion about learning any language that isn't English in general, mate.

And if you're going to learn a language learning the most spoken one in the world seems like a pretty fucken' good idea. If you had to learn another icky, inferior non English-language, which would you learn and why?

I know the way to win arguments on the Internet is to take everything in bad faith and misrepresent the other party's idea but can you just stop. Your posting sucks.

Mandarin will not be the lingua franca, and Spanish will pay more economic and social dividends for most native English speakers.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Let us English posted:

Spanish will pay more economic and social dividends for most native English speakers.

"I am from the USA and we are the entire world."

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

THE PWNER posted:

"I am from the USA and we are the entire world."

The article was about the USA, friend

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
You can't expect gringos to not be completely oblivious to the outside world. It's in their nature. They can't help it. Most of them, honest to god, think slavery has ended. Seriously.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
FBR should switch his name to Chinese Nuclear Power Plant lol.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Fojar38 posted:

The article was about the USA, friend

I already said on the last page that the USA is a unique case. A case that doesn't apply to the rest of the world. I walk past easily 50 people speaking Mandarin a day, I might overhear 2 people speaking Spanish in a month if lucky.

But really most of the people in this thread aren't cool people like me who speak two languages. If you want to extol the virtues of Spanish, por que no han aprendido?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
lol "fuckin idiots thinking the world ends at their doorstep, I pass mandarin speakers way more than i pass spanish speakers!"

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

THE PWNER posted:

"I am from the USA and we are the entire world."

America is the only anglosphere country with Spanish speaking neighbors?

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Fojar38 posted:

lol "fuckin idiots thinking the world ends at their doorstep, I pass mandarin speakers way more than i pass spanish speakers!"

when are you gonna learn Spanish since it's so useful, or are you just invoking it for the purpose of discounting Mandarin?

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Didn't the only fluent non-chinese mandarin speaker in the thread say don't learn mandarin no matter what because no native chinese mandarin speaker will believe you can speak it due to an intense ingrained racial bias against foreigners being able to do anything chinese?

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

As a China expert I think it's fair to say this is the dumbest internet slapfight I've seen in a China thread so far.

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

THE PWNER posted:

I already said on the last page that the USA is a unique case. A case that doesn't apply to the rest of the world. I walk past easily 50 people speaking Mandarin a day, I might overhear 2 people speaking Spanish in a month if lucky.

But really most of the people in this thread aren't cool people like me who speak two languages. If you want to extol the virtues of Spanish, por que no han aprendido?

In that case: learning English will pay more economic and social dividends for non-native speakers.

But please carry on with your implicit "China will rule the world" meltdown.

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

THE PWNER posted:

when are you gonna learn Spanish since it's so useful, or are you just invoking it for the purpose of discounting Mandarin?

Probably starting in February after I decide whether to move to America, Spain, Mexico, or Uruguay.

And after I've got my JavaScript game down. Only so much time to study in a day.

If you want to learn Mandarin do it. If you don't, don't. Stop your racial concern trolling and let's get back to what really matters.

Farmers on pigs and plunging.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Let us English posted:

In that case: learning English will pay more economic and social dividends for non-native speakers.

But please carry on with your implicit "China will rule the world" meltdown.

A meltdown: talking about things without being an anglo exceptionalist.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

THE PWNER posted:

A meltdown: talking about things without being an anglo exceptionalist.

I'm pretty sure he has an exceptional BMI.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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This anglo-latin bias is hurting many feelings in this thread

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Learning Mandarin will be an excellent business opportunity for westerners.

<American man learns to speak Mandarin>
<company sends him to their Chinese factory to sort out their issue with substandard straight bevel gears>
<Chinese handlers stare at him like he has two heads when he speaks to them like a native>
<Chinese handlers immediately let everyone know the foreigner can speak Mandarin, and that nobody is to discuss the product or any business related things to him>
<Chinese handlers talk to him in broken English, refuse to speak Mandarin, and forcefully shoo him away from the factory, making sure he never returns>
<The foreigner tries to accomplish what he set out to do (verify the product is being made to the correct specs, but all he gets is, "will go to factory tomorrow" over and over>
<Foreigner tries to take a taxi to the factory, but one of the factory men assigned to watch him intercepts the taxi driver and pays him to take the nosy foreigner on a joyride>
<After his three weeks in China are up, the foreigner has accomplished nothing more than he did via phone in the US and takes his flight home feeling defeated>
<Arrives back in the US office and is reprimanded for not accomplishing his job>
<US company receives a shipment of gears that are made of a low-grade metal that is too soft and brittle to be useful>
<US company sends another Mandarin speaker to the Chinese factory to sort things out. . . >

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
In other China Meltdown related news:

HKFP reporter surrounded by pro-China protesters at LegCo rally; memory card stolen

quote:

Leung was taking photos of a group of protesters, who told him they came from Dongguan, China. He was wearing his press pass when he was surrounded by about 20 individuals who grabbed his arms and took his camera away. The incident happened at around 10:15am.

Leung said the protesters shouted in Cantonese with a Mandarin accent: “Why did you take photos of us?” and “Delete [the photos] now.” He said that they kept his camera for about a minute as they were trying to figure out how to delete the photos.

Several pro-China groups were present outside the Legislative Council on Wednesday. A group calling itself the Anti-China-Insulting Anti-independence Alliance told HKFP that they had brought 10,000 people to the rally.

So many hurt feelings :qq:

Edit: source https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/10/26/hkfp-reporter-surrounded-pro-china-protesters-legco-rally-memory-card-stolen/

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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i get no end of amusement from the way that china's advocates show it in a more damning light than its detractors

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
All this GBS 3.0 horseshit and threadshitting is still at an all-time high. I should learn mandarin so I can communicate on a legitimate Chinese web-forum equivalent to SA.

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