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Im 6' even; I would not trade 13" of height to abolish my student debt. I'd only be willing to do an inch, MAYBE two.
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Oct 25, 2016 19:00
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blarzgh posted:Im 6' even; I would not trade 13" of height to abolish my student debt. 6'2 and I would trade 13" to abolish my debt.
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Oct 25, 2016 19:06
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I wouldn't date you if you were that short.
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Oct 25, 2016 19:09
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blarzgh posted:Im 6' even; I would not trade 13" of height to abolish my student debt. yeah but you're a guy where its not cute to be tiny , just sad.
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Oct 25, 2016 19:15
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#SAD
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Oct 25, 2016 20:23
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blarzgh posted:I wouldn't date you if you were that short. Added to the "pros" column. I'd love to be a few inches shorter, I can barely fit into any of the cool cars. I got stuck in a 911 on a racetrack once. I don't want to be shorter than 6ft though. Edit: tall chat. My cousin is over 6 feet and apparently a whole bunch of insecure men are intimidated by tall women. nm fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Oct 25, 2016 |
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Oct 25, 2016 20:26
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I'll pay off every goddamned penny of the $87,000 i have remaining in student loans and keep every loving inch of my 5'9 frame, thank you.
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Oct 25, 2016 20:36
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nm posted:Added to the "pros" column. a girl in my law school section was notre Dames best volleyball player in college, a legit 6'4". one glorious day she wore short shorts and wowza that's the equivalent of like a 6'11 guy I think
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Oct 25, 2016 20:46
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Tallest gal I ever dated was 6'3". I'm short but tall women are loving amazing.
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Oct 25, 2016 21:01
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I went on a date with a chick that was 6'8"
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Oct 25, 2016 21:05
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blarzgh posted:I went on a date with a chick that was 6'8" Did you summit?
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Oct 25, 2016 21:11
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blarzgh posted:I went on a date with a chick that was 6'8" was she a wnba player because god drat my favorite short person story is my buddy who's 5'4, married a 4'11 girl and have corgis so from a distance everyone is proportional and normal then you realize it's all a ruse
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Oct 25, 2016 21:15
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I'm engaged to a woman who's 6'. Woo
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Oct 25, 2016 21:17
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mastershakeman posted:was she a wnba player because god drat This is great. CaptainScraps posted:I'm engaged to a woman who's 6'. Woo So is this.
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Oct 25, 2016 21:23
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Mr. Nice! posted:Did you summit? Fooled around at Base Camp for awhile and then left!
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Oct 25, 2016 21:36
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I have two dogs
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Oct 25, 2016 21:47
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Hoooly poo poo. Ok. This one makes top 5. I just got an 8:30 emergency family law call from a lady whose husband is on what I like to call "Sex offender visitation" despite not being a sex offender, violent, or having any criminal or (confirmed) drug history. He gets 3 hours twice a week that is supervised by his parents. I have helped to keep him on this visitation for over 18 months. I am a whore, I do my job. She calls me, bawling. 8:30 p.m. I answer the call because I thought it might be the one client who I would answer an 8:30 pm. phone call from because her situation is really messed up. Nope. This client calls me completely unintelligible because 1) She's vegan; and 2) She's raising her daughter vegan; and 3) her ex gives their daughter (who is three) pepperoni pizza and cupcakes during his visitation. When I tell her that no, his visitation isn't going to be any less and that frankly, there's a good chance of things going very south if she tells the judge she's raising her child vegan, she says that her brother has offered to pay for a very expensive firm and that she's switching to them. "Send on over the paperwork and I'll sign it" was my response. And then my fiancee, who is in the car with me, looks at me and says "Are you loving kidding me?"
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Oct 26, 2016 03:08
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CaptainScraps posted:"Send on over the paperwork and I'll sign it" "Johnny says lawyer X got him no deposit bail after he murdered his entire family and raped their corpses in the lobby of the police station and killed four more cops by drowning them in the mess! What do you mean you can't remove the no contact with the wife I choked out... twice?!?!" WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME CLEARLY THIS OTHER LAWYER IS A loving GOD
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Oct 26, 2016 03:24
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Nichol posted:ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS THIS. Agreed.
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Oct 26, 2016 04:03
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IN A RARE DOUBLE WHAMMY OF poo poo, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING.quote:
And you fuckers think law school is bad. And then you go "gently caress, i was going to do something stupid with that money like buy a suite for my friends in Vegas" And then you go "gently caress, she probably needs it more than I do." And then you go "Fine, let's make a loving payment plan." G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Oct 26, 2016 |
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Oct 26, 2016 16:13
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Man clients are the bestest
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Oct 26, 2016 16:22
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:Man clients are the bestest  govt bro.
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Oct 26, 2016 16:29
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CaptainScraps posted:IN A RARE DOUBLE WHAMMY OF poo poo, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING. It's the cynic in me, but I think she's gonna make 2 payments to you on time, the third and fourth will be late (fourth almost by a month) and then she's going to go completely dark and you won't ever get to the 5th. Sorry scraps.
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Oct 26, 2016 16:45
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Mr. Nice! posted:It's the cynic in me, but I think she's gonna make 2 payments to you on time, the third and fourth will be late (fourth almost by a month) and then she's going to go completely dark and you won't ever get to the 5th. Lol you think she's going to make the payments.
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Oct 26, 2016 16:49
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CaptainScraps posted:Lol you think she's going to make the payments. I was thinking I was generous with the four payments. I had a mental over/under line at 5 and was taking the under. Didn't realize that the line was way too high.
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Oct 26, 2016 16:54
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Mr. Nice! posted:I was thinking I was generous with the four payments. I had a mental over/under line at 5 and was taking the under. Didn't realize that the line was way too high. In reality, I'm maybe going to get $1500 and a referral and some more cash when she marries again and her husband fights her for custody. It's a $5,000 mistake I'm never, ever going to make again. Any payments post-divorce go directly through me.
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Oct 26, 2016 16:56
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lol I got jay ajayi the rich get richer anyone want to trade for a decent running back I got loads
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Oct 26, 2016 17:45
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Discendo Vox posted:why not make up your loss by starting a betting pool on the number of valid payments in the thread? Past experience shows a lot of the folks here like to gamble. $20 says she makes 3 payments.
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Oct 26, 2016 17:57
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$50 says $1,000 up front, one $500 payment and another $1,000 from the tax return and she's back in the office within 2 years on a modification.
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Oct 26, 2016 17:59
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CaptainScraps posted:Lol you think she's going to make the payments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-xKUU5sWS4 This is the rap I give to my clients when they can't pay.
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Oct 26, 2016 18:29
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Lawyers should be able to take custody of the children in the event of nonpayment
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Oct 26, 2016 20:34
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MoFauxHawk posted:Lawyers should be able to take custody of the children in the event of nonpayment Are you kidding me? That would incentivize clients to not pay.
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Oct 26, 2016 21:13
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Roger_Mudd posted:Are you kidding me? That would incentivize clients to not pay.
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Oct 26, 2016 22:07
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MoFauxHawk posted:Lawyers should be able to take custody of the children in the event of nonpayment Have you not read The Ransom of Red Chief? On the other hand, it would improve the quality of the kid's lives and futures by orders of magnitude.
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Oct 26, 2016 23:02
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MoFauxHawk posted:Lawyers should be able to take custody of the children in the event of nonpayment Only if i can leave them in escrow at my bank.
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Oct 26, 2016 23:27
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The Law of Surprise
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Oct 27, 2016 02:48
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Phil Moscowitz posted:The Law of Surprise I lol'd at this and couldn't think of a way to explain to my girlfriend what was so funny
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Oct 27, 2016 02:56
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I'm surprised he's got his clients by the nuts so bad that they beg him for leeway on the bill. When mine decide to quit paying, they just stop, wait for me to call or email, and if they don't have the money decide they have a complaint about a bill from 6 months ago.
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