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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/791375208884137985

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Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




Formation is the obvious answer.

Abuela carries hot sauce in her bag, swag.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ok 1 shot musket vs




go for it joe, water the tree of liberty

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

imagine a 18th century minuteman looking up and seeing that gunship. he would prob die right there from having his dumb colonial mind blown

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Peanut Wagon posted:

*fires first shot*

*spends 5 minutes awkwardly stuffing and rodding next shot into barrel*

*spills priming powder all over self, sets shirt on fire with next shot.*

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
are the capitol steps scooter accessible and mcdonalds adjacent? because they are gonna have a lot of problem if not

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Being buried under a bunch of lit flares sounds like a horrible way to die

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Back in my day, things like RIFLING were unnecessary! :argh:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

fishmech posted:

bayer used to make the finest cocaine, meth, and heroin in the world, who wouldn't trust them with weed?

they've got a proven track record of quality in fun time drugs

bayer is gonna come out with a line of the fuckin best weed and hell I'm down

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lastgirl posted:

low energy day crew milk drinkers mewl when they do not get their fill of milk from the finest baby bottle

ye cannae believe they would arzy over the slightest thing??

och

I don't even care for milk. Or cheese, except for American cheese and a couple others.

In retrospect, though, I wish I'd liked milk as a child. Maybe I'd be taller.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

Being buried under a bunch of lit flares sounds like a horrible way to die

see thats the thing Dogtesvsky


Captain_Maclaine posted:

*spills priming powder all over self, sets shirt on fire with next shot.*

a billion flare rounds being dropped on you as your priming powder is allover you

get fvcked Joe :ocelot::grin:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

ok 1 shot musket vs




go for it joe, water the tree of liberty

*360 no scopes the missile's warhead and takes the plane out with it*
Its hiiiiiiigh noon

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Epic High Five posted:

Being buried under a bunch of Ric Flairs sounds like a great way to die

WOOOOOOOO'd that for ya

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Epic High Five posted:

Being buried under a bunch of lit flares sounds like a horrible way to die

abuelas more of a fly you a helicopter 20 miles out to sea then push kinda gal

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Jesus christ I constantly feel like I'm drowning in posts in this thread.

Anyway, I got caught up in order to mention that I got my early vote in for Hillary in DFW. I actually tried to vote on Monday, but holy poo poo was there a long rear end line out the door and nowhere to park, and I was short on time. Ended up doing it this morning instead and even then, while it was less busy than Monday, the line was still out the door and parking was difficult.

This early vote turnout so far seems pretty huge as compared to anything I've seen in the past 12 years.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Intel&Sebastian posted:

WOOOOOOOO'd that for ya

Oh man that would be even worse

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
grab my musket baby

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Burn Zone posted:

Formation is the obvious answer.

Abuela carries hot sauce in her bag, swag.

Yes. Formation would be amazing and would cause right wing social media angst to immediately triple.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmLm6S50XVg

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Rasczak posted:

Jesus christ I constantly feel like I'm drowning in posts in this thread.

Anyway, I got caught up in order to mention that I got my early vote in for Hillary in DFW. I actually tried to vote on Monday, but holy poo poo was there a long rear end line out the door and nowhere to park, and I was short on time. Ended up doing it this morning instead and even then, while it was less busy than Monday, the line was still out the door and parking was difficult.

This early vote turnout so far seems pretty huge as compared to anything I've seen in the past 12 years.

Did u slash deplorable tires on ur way there?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

*360 no scopes the missile's warhead and takes the plane out with it*
Its hiiiiiiigh noon

that jet fighter has Ed on its flighty upwards wing thing :eyepop:

the otehr side of it must say Balls

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



gently caress You And Diebold posted:

were any of the huckabee kids on the campaign trail with pence??
https://twitter.com/mike_pence/status/791367546242998272

I'm sorry for his loss... on November 8th! :getin:

For real though all dogs own RIP Maverick

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

were any of the huckabee kids on the campaign trail with pence??
https://twitter.com/mike_pence/status/791367546242998272

Has anyone accused Hillary of killing the dog?

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Epic High Five posted:

Lol guess what? I want them in on it too because then it might actually get legalized in Indiana and I don't have some crystal humping anti-vaxx aversion to those companies

hell, same

though i do feel like america's weed game is strong enough that we don't need the help

like if i can ruin my night with one joint of unexpectedly strong poo poo like i had in portland then like, i don't need anything stronger than that. where was i going with this? oh right corporate influence on weed legalization, yeha that would be cool and good but like i don't want like crappy efficient weed that's peculiar to my state like food or drink is because nebraska cuisine is p much garbage and like half of it is called something else depending on like the county you live in. "oh it's ghoulash" "oh it's chili" "oh it's pasta paradise" "oh it's chop suey" but it's just noodles in a thin tomato sauce with some ground meat in it and it's not good so i don't want my weed to be goulash is what i'm saying, fuuck

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

abuelas more of a fly you a helicopter 20 miles out to sea then push kinda gal

and then she sends a drone just to see how fast it can go underwater as you try to swim away from the hellfire missile

[CACKLE TO YOURSELF]

I can even imagine what she's wearing on that helicopter ride

something like Dr. Evil meets Coco Chanel

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.
You guys ready for a revolution?
*farts to completion*

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/791294922200612864

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
trip report, battlefield 1 is still awesome

xenoverse 2 and skyrim special edition are out tomorrow

may want to wait for skyrim special edition for the mods to be rewritten for 64 bit tho. probs well worth it tho

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/791377707334524928

48-33 among LV.

They had Clinton +6 in September
Clinton +4 in July

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

bayer can sell weed to all those ladies they hosed over from lovely iuds or w/e

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

trip report, battlefield 1 is still awesome

xenoverse 2 and skyrim special edition are out tomorrow

may want to wait for skyrim special edition for the mods to be rewritten for 64 bit tho. probs well worth it tho

also skyrim special edition is free on PC if you own Skyrim and all the DLC

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"Hi I'm Jimmy Bayer CEO of Bayer and we went into the fuckin Disney Vault and wheeled out all the creepy old weirdos who pioneered telling people to give coke and heroin to babies. We put them in a greenhouse with a bunch of strands of weed, a week's worth of food and water, and locked the door for a month. When we checked back on them they were all dead but one of them had a plant in his hand that was purple and glowing so we said gently caress yea and got to work making more of those. This is Nightmare Weed and it's over the counter. Go on and try it, let's say it cures headaches or something. Come on, don't be a pussy."

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/791377707334524928

They had Clinton +6 in September
Clinton +4 in July

48-33 is the topline in this poll :eyepop:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Maverick is a dvmb name for a Beagle

thats like a name for a German Shepherd

Rin Tin Tin, Strongheart, Maverick

Pence should've named his beagle "Whip"

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/791377224792432640

Also here's yer vomit tweet for the day

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

48-33 is the topline in this poll :eyepop:

Possibly, possibly an outlier. Possibly.

Onto the pile!!

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

Lastgirl posted:

a billion flare rounds being dropped on you as your priming powder is allover you

get fvcked Joe :ocelot::grin:

This just in, we're getting live video feed of the ongoing Trumpenprole insurrection

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

dimebag dinkman posted:

i'd have believed the "trump is secretly for hillary" idea right up until the point where his adult kids got involved in the campaign

he's not just setting fire to the gop, it's his own reputation, devaluing all his (remaining) businesses and brand identity

even if he's prepared to make that sacrifice for himself, i just don't believe he'd allow his kids to be roped into it too. like i don't think i even knew he had kids before all this, but now i do, i know their names and their faces and i will remember their role in the campaign for the rest of my life

he could have done it in a less self-destructive way. or at the very least, made sure they have some distance and plausible deniability
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujo7V9m0gk

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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

trip report, battlefield 1 is still awesome

xenoverse 2 and skyrim special edition are out tomorrow

may want to wait for skyrim special edition for the mods to be rewritten for 64 bit tho. probs well worth it tho

Titanfall 2 comes out tomorrow and it's going to be extremely epic

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