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chitoryu12 posted:As of February 2014, 6 states legalize it, 21 ban it, and 23 let the universities have the final say. The usual reason given for not allowing it is that classroom discussions will get so heated that someone will pull a gun and shoot a teacher or student over Philosophy 101 or something; from the research I've done, so far I can't find any instances of this happening. I have a feeling a philosophy professor would at least stay alive long enough to intellectually embarrass whoever shot them; it is how they get their life energy.
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What a good dog. It let someone attack its owner and walked away with a stranger.
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Can't blame a German Sheppard for just following orders.
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Someone Needs Some Weekend Cheer RETAIL | MA, USA | BAD BEHAVIOR, CRIMINAL & ILLEGAL (I open my store on Saturdays. On the way there I have to merge onto the highway slowly due to heavy traffic. A middle-aged couple in an SUV in the next lane apparently decide I’m not going fast enough and try to merge ahead of me, but I move up to prevent this. The man leans on his horn and yells obscenities out the window at me; I just wave and continue on my way, not thinking anything of it until I pull into the parking lot at work and the SUV comes speeding in. As I am walking to the door, the man gets out and starts yelling.) Him: “JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE B****? I SHOULD BEAT YOUR rear end RIGHT NOW AND TEACH YOU SOME G****** RESPECT!” Me: “Is there a problem, sir?” Him: “YOU FLIPPED ME OFF, YOU F****** C***!” Me: “First of all, no, I didn’t. Second, even if I had there’s no law against that. Third, you tried to cut me off. Now if there’s nothing else, I have a job to get to.” (At this point, this grown man who is at least old enough to be my father starts pointing and laughing like a little kid.) Him: “Haha, you have to work today, you f****** loser! If you weren’t so stupid and lazy you’d have a real life!” (I’ve heard enough. I take out my phone.) Me: “Sir, did you need to buy something when we open?” Him: “Hell, no, I—” Me: *interrupting* “Then at this time I’m going to call the police.” Him: *screaming again* “WHAT THE F*** FOR, YOU DUMB C***?” Me: “Well, let’s see: you followed me here; that’s harassment. You threatened me with bodily harm, also a crime. You said you have no intention of buying anything at this store, and we’re not even open yet, so right now you’re trespassing on private property. The station is less than a mile from here so once I make this call officers will be here in about a minute. Maybe you’d like to make fun of them for working on a Saturday, too?” (Needless to say, he got back in his car and took off, yelling a few more obscenities along the way while his wife flipped me off out the window.)
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I read all the right wing watch threads in D&D and the idiots on social media thread and somehow this is the thread that never fails to make me the angriest out of all
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Haifisch posted:Him: “JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE B****? I SHOULD BEAT YOUR rear end RIGHT NOW AND TEACH YOU SOME G****** RESPECT!” This is like the Platonic ideal of STDH opening lines.
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Oct 26, 2016 03:02
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And after he hit enter on that post he hugged his waifu pillow and cried himself to sleep.
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Oct 26, 2016 08:55
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I'm the police officer who was a child in 2006. e: drat it's 2016 now? 
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Oct 26, 2016 10:10
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So this person carries around toys in his car like he's a loving child?
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Furia posted:So this person carries around toys in his car like he's a loving child? Seriouspost: Literal children are allowed to drive in the USA.
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ajkalan posted:This is like the Platonic ideal of STDH opening lines. I kept reading that line as I SHOULD EAT YOUR rear end RIGHT NOW, giving the middle aged man a weirdly aggressive gay rage
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Oct 26, 2016 12:23
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Haifisch posted:Someone Needs Some Weekend Cheer Massachusetts. I can definitely believe this happened.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P_qbaYvk_Q This is totally plausible. ironically it happens to cis people more from this fear, and I wish more people would stand up for this social justice. A warrior, if you will.
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Oct 26, 2016 13:07
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Haifisch posted:(Needless to say Fixed that.
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Oct 26, 2016 13:09
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CannonFodder posted:MythBusters did a bit where they tested if the Doom Marine could run around carrying all of the weapons and gear. A strong and fit military man can move pretty fast even carrying all that crap. Doom is still on Mars/Mars's moons, right? How did they account for the difference in gravity?
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Atmus posted:Doom is still on Mars/Mars's moons, right? How did they account for the difference in gravity? Doesn't matter. Sci-fi artificial gravity. (The sound effects said old school Doom/Doom 2, not Doom 2016).
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Atmus posted:Doom is still on Mars/Mars's moons, right? How did they account for the difference in gravity? It's a reality TV show, so they didn't Goddamnit where is that MAXIMUM OVERDIDN'T gif when I need it
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Furia posted:So this person carries around toys in his car like he's a loving child? lol if you don't have dice in the mirror
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Samizdata posted:Doesn't matter. Sci-fi artificial gravity. (The sound effects said old school Doom/Doom 2, not Doom 2016). Well going by the falling puzzles of Doom/Doom2, it's none of the above. Take THAT, MythBozos!
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Ein cooler Typ posted:lol if you don't have dice in the mirror lol if you don't have a disco ball on the mirror and a purple neon that says "king of ladiesmen" on the back window Furia has a new favorite as of 16:52 on Oct 26, 2016 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:lol if you don't have dice in the mirror does your license plate say FRESH?
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seems like a stan without class if you ask me.
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Painful.
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Drunk Tomato posted:Painful. He can read but he can't write.
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Oct 26, 2016 23:06
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"I actually love Thai Food"
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Oct 26, 2016 23:48
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I have to trick my wife in to having sex with me... 
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MonoAus posted:I have to trick my wife in to having sex with me... It's a step up from when he had to pay her.
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I've never understood why when someone writes such an obviously fake story why they're always so penny ante. Do they think that makes the story more plausible or is it just that their wildest loving dream is the savage burn of looking a woman in the eye as they throw away a packet of syrup worth a quarter of a cent that you can get a million of for free if you just ask the cashier?
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check out my Youtube posted:I've never understood why when someone writes such an obviously fake story why they're always so penny ante. Do they think that makes the story more plausible or is it just that their wildest loving dream is the savage burn of looking a woman in the eye as they throw away a packet of syrup worth a quarter of a cent that you can get a million of for free if you just ask the cashier? No, you don't see, they "were out", a thing that definitely happens.
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Oct 27, 2016 11:11
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I refuse to believe this isn't satire it has to be
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Oct 27, 2016 11:32
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Oh no I have only 20 minutes (only 20 minutes people) for lunch and I live in a society where lunch buffets haven't been invented yet so I absolutely have to go to McDonalds and eat 40 Chicken McNuggetsTM with three packets of sauce! e: I didn't read the rest of it, was it good?
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gschmidl posted:No, you don't see, they "were out", a thing that definitely happens. I've had Chick-fil-A run out of Chick-fil-A sauce for an order man, weird poo poo happens
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gschmidl posted:No, you don't see, they "were out", a thing that definitely happens. Being "out" of a sauce is actually, surprisingly believable. Being "out" of sweet and sour is where the STDH comes in. No McDonald's ever is OUT of that disgusting poo poo, because no one eats that garbage.
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Zipperelli. posted:Being "out" of a sauce is actually, surprisingly believable. Being "out" of sweet and sour is where the STDH comes in. No McDonald's ever is OUT of that disgusting poo poo, because no one eats that garbage. Being out of stuff that doesn't get bought is a common occurrence because everything has a sell-by date. One day you'll just notice "oh we have a thousand units of this stuff and it's gone off last month" and then you chuck them all in the bin. And because you had all that inventory, no-one has ordered any new stock.
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no parent has ever high fived a kid mid-tantrum
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