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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Pand posted:

Union kühl und gut ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xiXdXjdogI

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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Pand posted:

Union kühl und gut ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DuHqLYifQk


e: ffs ephex

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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lmao

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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2 dume 1 gedanke

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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lol union how did you gently caress that up

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Pand posted:

Walldorf :shrug:

In a surprising turn of events, Darmstadt is bad.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

poonion

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lol

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lmao gg

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Weidenfehlerkiller

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
this is a bad week for penalties

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

lmao I honestly feel a bit bad for union, they played so well and then just died

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Someone please do the needful and compile the advanced stat of missed penalties per game for yesterday and today

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Smirr posted:

Someone please do the needful and compile the advanced stat of missed penalties per game for yesterday and today


Dunban posted:

this is a bad week for penalties

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Dortmund - Hertha
HSV - Köln
Lotte - TSV 1860
Sandhausen - Schalke
Hannover - E. Frankfurt
Bayern - Wolfsburg
Fürth - Gladbach
FCA Walldorf - Bielefeld

Good luck, everybody! :)

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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frankenfreak posted:

Lotte - TSV 1860

Löwendusel :D

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

ephex posted:

Löwendusel :D

Hoping they make it through. It's about time we got another derby

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
You know I was really happy, when Hammbüchen pulled 60 for a home spot and was thinking that we might get a nearly sold out match against a Bundesliga team. We'd gloriously lose, sure. But it'd have been good money and a nice atmosphere. Instead we get Lotte which means automatic away game and the embarrassment of losing to a 3. Liga club. Fo' shame...

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
75% of all 60 goals this season have been scored today.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

AlexF posted:

75% of all 60 goals this season have been scored today.

That Handelfmeter and red was a terrible terrible decision.

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
It was really bad, yeah. Amazing safe by Hertner, too. Imagine pulling that off and getting punished for it.

But I can see how that must have been hard for Siewer and his assistant to judge correctly. So fast and nearly impossible to clear without using your hand. He already apologized for it. Not that that is helping now, but at least Hertner will only be banned for one match.

But hey...we got hosed last week on a terrible offside decision against Stuttgart, so it might just even out?!

What I'm really saying is: Videobeweis, let's do it.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Bobby scores again!

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

gently caress, I tipped the FCA - FCB game the wrong way around

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Healbot posted:

Bobby scores again!

He really does, paging mackintosh.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

:chloe:

If both Hoffenheim and Leipzig play CL next season, I'm going to swallow a box of rusty nails.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Maybe we should just rename the thread to "lol HSV" because it's getting kinda tiring to state it every week

that said






:newlol: HSV

Dunban fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Oct 30, 2016

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

Pand posted:

:chloe:

If both Hoffenheim and Leipzig play CL next season, I'm going to swallow a box of rusty nails.

It's pretty funny so far but last year Gladbach and Leverkusen had pretty much the same points after 9 matches and Hertha/Köln were looking good (with Modeste having a similar early season streak). I think Köln will collapse when Modeste doesn't score anymore and Leipzig has some tough games coming up, they will drop points before winter. Hoffenheim would be my bet for the team that can stay in the CL spots the longest. Dortmund and Leverkusen to finish top 4 no problem.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Gruselig: FC Bayern verkleidet sich zu Halloween als HSV

quote:

Heute Abend geht es dann zu einer vereinsinternen Halloween-Feier in einem bekannten Münchener Szeneclub. Die Mannschaft bereitet sich bereits intensiv auf die Rolle als HSV vor: "Wir trinken jeder schon mal zwei Maßen und ein paar Kurze, bevor wir überhaupt auf die Feier gehen", erklärt Thomas Müller, dessen Idee die gruselige Maskerade war. "Dadurch gleichen wir unseren Bewegungsablauf an den des HSV an."
Auch einige Running Gags haben sich die Münchner überlegt: Trainer Carlo Ancelotti etwa werde auf der Feier alle 30 Minuten das Outfit zwischen Jogging- und Maßanzug wechseln und sich mit verschiedenen Vornamen wie Bruno, Armin, Michael, Thorsten, Mirko, Bert, wieder Bruno oder Markus ansprechen lassen. Manuel Neuer wird ständig Dinge zugeworfen bekommen, die er dann durch seine Handschuhe rutschen lässt und eine eigens aufgestellte Torwand soll von allen Schützen verfehlt und schließlich umgegrätscht werden.
Gegen 1 Uhr soll der Spuk dann vorbei sein. Alle Spieler erhalten einen Platzverweis und fahren nach Hause oder steigen irgendwo ab.

I love the Postillon :v:

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Thassa bad name

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
I am still not sure if we are seeing a train leave the station there, direction Eschede.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


I'm hype af for tonight

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

That's the most generic name ever

He should have been "Solar Power" or something

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Wrestling is the dumbest poo poo ever, but I kinda have to watch this tonight to see how utterly ridiculous Wiese has become

Katana Gomai posted:

That's the most generic name ever

He should have been "Solar Power" or something

lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
It's also stupid because there already is a Muskelberg running with the "The Machine" moniker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUJhZ-f4A2E

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Katana Gomai posted:

That's the most generic name ever

He should have been "Solar Power" or something

Gönnhardt imo

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Huh, looks like this isn't being streamed anywhere nor shown on TV. Bummer.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Trip report: Wiese won, WWE is cool & good

e:

Tim Wiese (in the white t-shirt) beating up some dude

System Metternich fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Nov 4, 2016

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

System Metternich posted:

Trip report: Wiese won, WWE is cool & good

e:

Tim Wiese (in the white t-shirt) beating up some dude

http://www.spiegel.de/sport/sonst/tim-wiese-wrestling-debuet-die-maschine-haelt-mit-a-1119677.html

quote:

Im Vergleich etwa zu Boxkämpfen der Klitschkos war der Testosteronspiegel deutlich niedriger, viele Kinder und Jugendliche waren mit der vorgeschriebenen Begleitung gekommen. Auch der erwachsene Wrestling-Zuschauer grölt weniger als der Durchschnittsfan in den Bundesliga-Stadien. Nimmt man München als Maßstab, geht zum Wrestling eher der Typ Nerd denn der Typ Superproll.

Owned

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Guilty as charged ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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