TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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Mariana Horchata posted:

are u brave enough to try some corn whiskey (aka LEGAL MOONSHINE) friend?

It's a true American original.

i grabbed a case when passing thru Knoxville, TN on the way back to Mass a year or so ago and let me tell u that poo poo pulls no punches. bourbons good but it makes me wicked sleepy and the good stuff is too much $$$ to sip on the reg

...but this poo poo had me pouring shots on the carpet and laughing about it and its not even full strength

That stuffs good. I got a little sampler one of the apple pie moonshine last weekend and it was p drat good too.

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# ? May 27, 2024 21:32

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Semisponge posted:

k then A applies she's a grown rear end woman if she blames you then that's her prob not yours

phew!

thanks

also I love butts a lot

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:01

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Sexual Lorax posted:

just like a trump supporter to want to drink a little farm girl

shame

shame

What the gently caress is this

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:03

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Zyla posted:

http://kotaku.com/girlfriend-allegedly-calls-out-overwatch-characters-nam-1788248498

it me

What

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:03

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Tatsuta Age posted:

Real talk the Japanese make a mean whiskey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQnH450hPM

also ran into friend at the liquor store whos flying direct to Narita 2morrow for 2wks in Japan and i recommended they :justpost:

itt to pass the 14hrs since they do have an acct for lurking and like me they cant sleep well on planes

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:03

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 2 hours!

Mariana Horchata posted:

are u brave enough to try some corn whiskey (aka LEGAL MOONSHINE) friend?

It's a true American original.

i grabbed a case when passing thru Knoxville, TN on the way back to Mass a year or so ago and let me tell u that poo poo pulls no punches. bourbons good but it makes me wicked sleepy and the good stuff is too much $$$ to sip on the reg

...but this poo poo had me pouring shots on the carpet and laughing about it and its not even full strength

oh poo poo this stuff!!!!! But pouring shots???? Its in a jar for a reason

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:03

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Leviathan posted:

it's as dull and lifeless as DJT's campagin

that's... a steak? :stonklol:

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:04

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

Here's longform Newt
https://twitter.com/CurtisHouck/status/791090355248762880

nice

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:04

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

the drink recipe is for a caipirinha

gently caress fine i'll look it up for you

Name[edit]
The word caipirinha is the diminutive of the word caipira, which in Brazilian Portuguese refers to someone from the countryside (specifically, someone from the rural parts of south-central Brazil), being similar to US English hillbilly or the Lowland Scots teuchter. Caipira is a two-gender noun. The diminutive mostly refers to the drink in which case it is a feminine noun.

there one artisinal bespoke copy and paste just for you

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:03

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

I threw up the most in my life playing flipcup with apple moonshine instead of beer

Never. Again.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:04

Arms_Akimbo: Sep 29, 2006; It's so damn...literal.

Al! posted:

Tbf a delicious slab of braised porkbelly looks a lot like that

Well yeah, cuz you gotta cook the poo poo out of the belly to render all that fat

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:04

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

that was a joke about trump liking little girls

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:05

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

oh poo poo this stuff!!!!! But pouring shots???? Its in a jar for a reason

for some odd reason it throws ones ability to reason out the fkn window. bizarre rly

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:05

jerry seinfel: Jun 25, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

are u brave enough to try some corn whiskey (aka LEGAL MOONSHINE) friend?

It's a true American original.

i grabbed a case when passing thru Knoxville, TN on the way back to Mass a year or so ago and let me tell u that poo poo pulls no punches. bourbons good but it makes me wicked sleepy and the good stuff is too much $$$ to sip on the reg

...but this poo poo had me pouring shots on the carpet and laughing about it and its not even full strength

is that the people that make the apple pie moonshine??

my mom's ex got me that once as a gift and i was like 'hahahah gently caress off' and then i drank it and chugged the jar

anyway, high west double rye or gtfo

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:06

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

dork souls 3 dlc dropped today

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:07

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

My favorite rum drink:

Jasper's Jamaican Planter's Punch

1.5 ounces dark Jamaican rum (Coruba)
1.5 ounces Jasper�s Secret Mix

Jasper�s Secret Mix

Juice of 12 limes
1.50 cups sugar
1.25 ounces Angostura Bitters
0.50 whole nutmeg, grated

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:08

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Tatsuta Age posted:

I threw up the most in my life playing flipcup with apple moonshine instead of beer

Never. Again.

1/2 vodka 1/2 arnold palmer power hour put me off vodka for a good 12yrs... :wtc:

that nite was almost on par with Jonestown holey moley

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:07

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

bump_fn posted:

dork souls 3 dlc dropped today

hope it didnt break!!

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:08

egon_beeblebrox: Mar 1, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtq1_peTXbw

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:09

thiccabod: Nov 26, 2007

I've heard that alcohol is alcohol and no certain type gets you more drunk than another (assuming equivalent quantities, of course) but I swear to god moonshine just wrecks me. Like, instantly. It's bad.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:09

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Timotheous Venture posted:

I've heard that alcohol is alcohol and no certain type gets you more drunk than another (assuming equivalent quantities, of course) but I swear to god moonshine just wrecks me. Like, instantly. It's bad.

all that matters is alcohol by vol and if you have other stuff in your stomach which could slow alcohol absorption

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:10

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 2 hours!

i used to drink a lot of this for breakfast because i could get it for 3 bucks, it tasted like candy, and it would gently caress u up

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:11

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Tatsuta Age posted:

I threw up the most in my life playing flipcup with apple moonshine instead of beer

Never. Again.

Everclear with the crappy Kool-Aid mixes. I somehow made it to the next party, a half-hour walk, but spent the rest of the night stuck in a stairwell

as, well, there was a wooden plank missing and I walked straight into the hole

I was told I was taking drinks while stuck inside of it

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:11

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Timotheous Venture posted:

I've heard that alcohol is alcohol and no certain type gets you more drunk than another (assuming equivalent quantities, of course) but I swear to god moonshine just wrecks me. Like, instantly. It's bad.

Well stuff like Whiskey causes big hangovers since it's loaded with complex chemical compounds which create the unique flavor.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:10

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

Is there any video of Trump eating food? I imagine that he looks like a horse with peanutbutter in its mouth when he tries to eat.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:10

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

jerry seinfel posted:

is that the people that make the apple pie moonshine??

my mom's ex got me that once as a gift and i was like 'hahahah gently caress off' and then i drank it and chugged the jar

anyway, high west double rye or gtfo

yep!

Timotheous Venture posted:

I've heard that alcohol is alcohol and no certain type gets you more drunk than another (assuming equivalent quantities, of course) but I swear to god moonshine just wrecks me. Like, instantly. It's bad.

i think its just that simpler liquors like corn liquor or vodka are much easier to process and enter the bloodstream since they are p much just ETOH and water...at least thats my theory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h5WJ6J6IlE

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:11

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Themagicalgoat posted:

Is there any video of Trump eating food? I imagine that he looks like a horse with peanutbutter in its mouth when he tries to eat.

pizza with knife and fork iirc

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:12

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Themagicalgoat posted:

Is there any video of Trump eating food? I imagine that he looks like a horse with peanutbutter in its mouth when he tries to eat.

McDonald's with a knife and a fork comes to mind, as does pizza with the same

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:12

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 2 hours!

also: yospos bithc

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:12

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

bump_fn posted:

pizza with knife and fork iirc

ah, the Costanza.

How the poo poo did this election happen? What will I tell my grandchildren and the robocubes of tomorrow?

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:13

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/791406348537921536

So is the underlying data for these completely different, or is it just that no one can agree on what makes a likely voter anymore?

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:13

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

etalian posted:

Well stuff like Whiskey causes big hangovers since it's loaded with complex chemical compounds which create the unique flavor.

I finally had to stop drinking bitter based cocktails like trinidad sours because the hangovers are so hellacious.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:13

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

i'm pretty sure the devil invented apple pie moonshine actually

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:14

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I think im gonna make liquor horchata for e-day

Gonna get hosed up on flavors from our friends south of the ~~wall~~ border

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:14

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Themagicalgoat posted:

ah, the Costanza.

How the poo poo did this election happen? What will I tell my grandchildren and the robocubes of tomorrow?

"White people"

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:13

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Steve Yun posted:

nice

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:15

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Weeping Wound posted:

Everclear with the crappy Kool-Aid mixes. I somehow made it to the next party, a half-hour walk, but spent the rest of the night stuck in a stairwell

as, well, there was a wooden plank missing and I walked straight into the hole

I was told I was taking drinks while stuck inside of it

You from the south? That's hunch punch baby

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:15