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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
gently caress you smash mouth

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Schwarb lol

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Can we see about getting Schwarber to play right field at Wrigley? Because I've totally forgotten about Heyward.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
Mah husky husky boy! :woop:

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
SCHWARBIN'

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
If it's possible, I don't think they're talking about how insane this Schwarber thing is enough

A large farva
Sep 5, 2006

Ramrod XTreme
Schrwarbis are building!!!!

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


I'm so glad I was wrong about putting Schwarbs on the roster

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Hot take: Schwaber owns

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
JESUS loving CHRIST SCWARBER

RhoA
Jul 20, 2014

Schwarb :pcgaming:!!!!!!!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Schwarber should play RF at Wrigley, but just make Fowler come get everything that he has to move more than like 10 steps to get.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
This is a better game than last time

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

i walk out for three minutes

what did schwarby do?

A large farva
Sep 5, 2006

Ramrod XTreme
Love FOX starting the media break music with 1 out 0-2 count.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Can we see about getting Schwarber to play right field at Wrigley? Because I've totally forgotten about Heyward.

schwarber in the outfield is not conducive to success

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

RC Cola posted:

This is a better game than last time

I disagree because the cubs aren't losing

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



TMMadman posted:

Schwarber should play RF at Wrigley, but just make Fowler come get everything that he has to move more than like 10 steps to get.

This is the right decision

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
The crippled fat man takes second

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

corn on the cop posted:

schwarber in the outfield is not conducive to success

His bat is.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


schwarbaserunning

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

GET MY BELT SON posted:

i walk out for three minutes

what did schwarby do?

RBI Single up the middle. haha

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
Has any player gotten MVP of the world series after missing the entire drat season? Amazing.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

GET MY BELT SON posted:

i walk out for three minutes

what did schwarby do?

Another RBI single.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Schwarber took 1300 pitches in 3 days???? How are his hands not completely raw?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Goddamn, I wish he could play the field. I would love to see some lummox in Wrigley.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Oh Javy

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

do they care if schwarber can do a thing in RF if hendricks is pitching??

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

TMMadman posted:

Schwarber should play RF at Wrigley, but just make Fowler come get everything that he has to move more than like 10 steps to get.

I think I saw earlier he isn't medically cleared to play defense? If true that makes me think he shouldn't be running the bases either but whatever.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Popete posted:

Schwarber took 1300 pitches in 3 days???? How are his hands not completely raw?

He said he had a ton of blisters.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

hanales posted:

Yeah I just finished the last part of it. A fast weapon is pretty effective. So are sorceries.

I cheated and used the npc summon to keep the heat off. even though he died in the third part it helped a ton

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

Schwarber took 1300 pitches in 3 days???? How are his hands not completely raw?

I like the story about how one of the live pitchers he faced was a coach for the Indians.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Schwarber has stole Javys thunder.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Javy needs to move back down the order. Contreras up.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

baez is a little too excited i think

nothing more

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hahaha, the Indians are Cubsing it up.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Cubs don't ever look like they are ready to hit pitch one. I understand making the pitcher work but jesus take a hack once in a while.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
lmao schwarber waddling along the bases

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



High energy baseball.

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The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
That hustle tho!!

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