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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Captain_Maclaine posted:

And here I thought jooseposting was passe.

i put weed in my rear end just like crackhead clubhouse told me to

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:16

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# ? May 27, 2024 16:12

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

YES—ahes between gorilla frodd and Darkseid Himself om the billainy svale

rjaats not in dispute friendo

bur shed make you argue yr poijts moreveffectively than that whiny mfer socrstes would, and thats p neato

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:17

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

Couldn't have said it better.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:18

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

CortezFantastic posted:

i was born where yuengling is brewed but that doesn't mean i have to support their shittiness. dick yuengling did a speech for a business class in college and i was the only one to skip it. he is a real piece of poo poo and i try to avoid it ever since i found out about them being real garbage to their workers and being very pro right-to-work. but i will admit i loving love a lager on draft.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:19

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Themagicalgoat posted:

I expect SP to make a brave stand against Donald Trump with biting satire in the next two weeks. They will then congratulate themselves about it immediately and feel nice and smuggy forever.

south park is good

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:21

Series DD Funding: Nov 25, 2014; by exmarx

Ages posted:

Thought she popped up on Bill Maher a few weeks ago, so I'm going with complete oblivion

i would look like that if i had to sit next to michael moore too tbh

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:20

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

gonna go hang with squizzle, we'll talk about the problems in translating koine, gnosticism and people taking revelation literally

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:21

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

south park is good

its poo poo

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:22

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Captain_Maclaine posted:

And here I thought jooseposting was passe.

i mean im a good bet for passé postin

im not yoing

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:21

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

south park is good

That's a 98 degree take. Could use a fever.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:21

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

south park is good

South Park is the Dilbert of the 00s.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:22

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Mariana Horchata posted:

that quote is by bertrand russell and it goes:

The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

cocksure ftw

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:21

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Darkman Fanpage posted:

its poo poo

its actually good

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:22

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

TildeATH posted:

South Park is the Dilbert of the 00s.

so south park is good?

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:23

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/791465183319293953

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:23

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

TildeATH posted:

South Park is the Dilbert of the 00s.

Remember when Dilbert had a cartoon?

...

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:24

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

gonna go hang with squizzle, we'll talk about the problems in translating koine, gnosticism and people taking revelation literally

omg im mebtally mappin the obv ddigressions and they ownin hard

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:24

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

Leviathan posted:

that quote is by bertrand russell and it goes:

The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

cocksure ftw

Yeah, Bukowski quotes are more like, "She was terrible at giving blow jobs but she thought she was good because I was getting a kick out of it but not because of the oral sex but because of the creepy rear end dirty old man fantasy I was playing in my head, PS you people are the reason people commit suicide."

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

so south park is good?

I feel sorry for your mother!

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:25

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Leviathan posted:

that quote is by bertrand russell and it goes:

The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

cocksure ftw

cock

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:25

TildeATH: Oct 21, 2010; by Lowtax

Squizzle posted:

cock

sure

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:26

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:26

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

cock

mighty fine rooster y'got there partner

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:25

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/263759517966282752

why is Melania dressing up as Sexy Brian Wilson

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:26

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Truly the American Siddharta. I look forward to riding in his diamond vehicle toward enlightenment.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:27

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

But then turned out declaring bankruptcy didn't work so instead he decided to scam money and run for POTUS

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:26

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

if you all can't laugh at randy in sp doing obviously misguided cooldad things because you're too obsessed with critiquing the critique of social structure then i feel sorry for you

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:26

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

you can just shave off the last few words of that and it is 100% correct

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/791465362495647745

Do it Washoe.. doooo iiitttt

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:26

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

*lpoks at rallies* truly a man who has sacrifieved himslerf not umlike the Christian crucifixiun

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:27

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Leviathan posted:

if you all can't laugh at randy in sp doing obviously misguided cooldad things because you're too obsessed with critiquing the critique of social structure then i feel sorry for you

he took a giant poo poo once, it was pretty big

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:29

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

Leviathan posted:

if you all can't laugh at randy in sp doing obviously misguided cooldad things because you're too obsessed with critiquing the critique of social structure then i feel sorry for you

So the non-political parts of the political satire show are funny?

That's p gud. Still rather watch old episodes of the Simpsons.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:28

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

blue squares posted:

why is Melania dressing up as Sexy Brian Wilson

Sexy Brian Wilson would be a good Halloween costume to go with Black Phillip this year

also Melania is real smokin in those pics
:smugdog:

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:28

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

*lpoks at rallies* truly a man who has sacrifieved himslerf not umlike the Christian crucifixiun

when you think about trump is a lot like jesus because

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:29

Princeps32: Nov 9, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

oh wow

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:31

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Themagicalgoat posted:

So the non-political parts of the political satire show are funny?

That's p gud. Still rather watch old episodes of the Simpsons.

some parts of shows are really good and some parts are bad pro tip for u

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:31

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Oh we are fuuuuuucked

https://twitter.com/johnmark88/status/791466561408151552

Also :lol:

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:30

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.