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Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

Wait, I skip around a bit in this thread. Why can you not say he*k?

Hell yeah thread snypa.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Leviathan posted:

sa is pretty good for tips on how to initiate relations with your ladyfriend. ask away

yeah it is

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

zakkro posted:

A friend of mine's dad let missionaries into his house, and that guy has a degree in theology

The discussion went about as well as you described here, so I'm told

they're 19 year olds with no theological training and the fact that the gospels were written in a language that isn't enlgihs is news to most of them despite it being in their articles of faith.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

evangelicals pretending to believe mormons are christian is 100% contingent on them voting republican so I'm not exactly surprised

Evangelicals believe in the Republican Party a lot more sincerely than they seem to believe in their faith, so that makes sense.

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Snowmankilla posted:

Wait, I skip around a bit in this thread. Why can you not say he*k?

Hell yeah thread snypa.

You can say Henk, you just can't say h*ck

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Snowmankilla posted:

Wait, I skip around a bit in this thread. Why can you not say he*k?

Hell yeah thread snypa.

You can say helk as much as you want.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

What if Trump's Hollywood star was a horcrux?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Regular Nintendo posted:

Holy poo poo you raced in lemons???

no i sat around drinking while poo poo talking on a headset fkd out of me mind

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Snowmankilla posted:

Wait, I skip around a bit in this thread. Why can you not say he*k?

Hell yeah thread snypa.

godspeed sir! see ya in six

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Snowmankilla posted:

Wait, I skip around a bit in this thread. Why can you not say he*k?

it's h*ck you vulgarian

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Snowmankilla posted:

Wait, I skip around a bit in this thread. Why can you not say he*k?

Hell yeah thread snypa.

you can definitely say h*ck, but you have to pay the tax

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Leviathan posted:

sa is pretty good for tips on how to initiate relations with your ladyfriend. ask away

Nah i meant Star Trek. Like can they time travel or what?

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

My friend's sister was a club promoter for Bacardi in the 90s and so she had mini bottles of Bacardi poo poo around their house so I'd grab a couple of airplane bottles of Tropico every morning before high school every morning because I was like gently caress it it's basically orange juice

welp that's my teenage delinquency story thanks for asking

Well that makes your username pretty misleading, now doesn't it?

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

the new yorker is publishing pixelated boat's trump/pence cartoons and it's weird to me because I'm used to expecting new yorker cartoons to be "heh" funny at most http://www.newyorker.com/contributors/ben-ward/all

the christ what an rear end in a top hat rule applies

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Quit loving swearing

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

the greatest disappointment in life [e: or at least ofr that day] is when you realize mormon missionaries are completely unequipped to talk about any sort of doctrine and rapidly become incredibly uncomfortable if you push even slightly out of the discussions.

i feel this

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Another one for the squizzle folder

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Consummate Professional posted:

Quit loving swearing

fr*ck off dad!

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Consummate Professional posted:

Quit loving swearing

Ed poo poo Balls

Themagicalgoat
Oct 5, 2016
HEre's some spec scripts and pitches I'm working on right now:

Donald Trump as Forest Gump except rich and he runs for president. He participates in major American events from the 70s-2020s and fucks everything and is a retard.

Donald Trump as Don Quixote, using his delusional superiority to battle evil. Come, enter into his imagination and see him, sallying forth into the world, building the wall, righting all wrongs. His name? Donald Trump, of Manhattan.

"Hear me now, all you borders and terrible world
You are sad and low energy
Now a man with his MAGA all bravely unfurled
Grabs on some pussy at thee."

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



:duckie:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Consummate Professional posted:

Quit loving swearing

LOUD NOISES

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/791475702264635392

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/369439265446309888

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Consummate Professional posted:

Nah i meant Star Trek. Like can they time travel or what?

jesus christ

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

petit choux posted:

I'm also nutsy for these yuge mailers I keep getting. I've gotten about 5 full color 10x12 from the Dems 2 from the Pubs, and this today, which is ~6x11. One of the other rePub ones is "Clinton Emails Revealed" on the front. The other is the usual "Vote Republican or all these babies will die." If I can find them I can scan them too. I get so much fricking junkmail it's unbelievable.



Abortion on demand is the way to go. Performing abortions on people who don't want them is government overreach!

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Tatsuta Age posted:

day crew:

nite krew:

hmm nite krew more like

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

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heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
Joe H*eck

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
i got a lot of relationship tips from BYOB back in the day. Off the top of my head I can think of four pairs of people who met up to bang from posting in BYOB. It can happen to you!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

I AM COCKSURE NOW

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/791476382748536834

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Fidel Castronaut posted:

i got a lot of relationship tips from BYOB back in the day. Off the top of my head I can think of four pairs of people who met up to bang from posting in BYOB. It can happen to you!

:byodood: :byodame:

Themagicalgoat
Oct 5, 2016

Schnorkles posted:

they're 19 year olds with no theological training and the fact that the gospels were written in a language that isn't enlgihs is news to most of them despite it being in their articles of faith.

The gospels were written in English in 1611 by the grace of King James of the United Kingdom. Otherwise is blaspheme and popery and you will be ducked for it in the rivers like a common cuckold.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

don't doxx me

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

Nah i meant Star Trek. Like can they time travel or what?

:ughh:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


ive never liked those dames!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Oiled and Ready posted:

Another one for the squizzle folder

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I have not had any alcohol today and that needs to change drastically

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