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DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

leftist heap posted:

the irony of libertarian dipshits falling over themselves to live in a centrally planned commune... is good. really good.

that dude might be the most self-aware objectivist in the world. he has complete faith in the free market and also recognizes his own incompetence at caring for himself, or even picking his own furniture

otoh his notion that the world needs a social network for hedge fund investors destroys the illusion

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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

it's why all the videos are temporarily taken down from youtube

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

C.H.O.M.E posted:

yeah you better believe i got under the hood and turned the turbo wastegate all the way up

the previous owner of my volvo 940 (essentially the same car and engine) made a "boost controller" by inserting a tiny bit of tubing with a hole poked in it in the middle of the wastegate control line

I discovered this when I hit 110 mph in the nevada desert and the EGR tube blew out of the fitting on the exhaust manifold

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/27/13437576/twitter-killing-vine

RIP

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Hahahh yes. Bye bye "vine stars" You all were terrible anyways :xbone:

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news
RIP vines from cool black people

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




twitter video is dead on the vine

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

C.H.O.M.E posted:

yeah you better believe i got under the hood and turned the turbo wastegate all the way up

i did that with both of my saab 9000s and blew up both their transmissions. lol.

21 psi in the aero tho. had it dyno'd before that and it did and 209 hp/257 torques at the wheels with only 14.8 psi :eyepop:

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
who is in the running to buy twitter now?

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





leftist heap posted:

who is in the running to buy twitter now?

Trump

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

a perfect fit really.

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

leftist heap posted:

who is in the running to buy twitter now?

thiel

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

leftist heap posted:

who is in the running to buy twitter now?

p sure nobody at all because they all realized it's an unprofitable cesspool

this morning on marketplace they were talking about twitter and just sort of slipped in "twitter doesn't make any money" and moved right on to talking about something else lol

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

comedy option: Yahoo buys twitter, causing it to collapse into a bad business decisions singularity

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

ate all the Oreos posted:

p sure nobody at all because they all realized it's an unprofitable cesspool

this morning on marketplace they were talking about twitter and just sort of slipped in "twitter doesn't make any money" and moved right on to talking about something else lol

The problem with Twitter is they seem to care when their worst users when they say they'll go elsewhere if they change the service. gently caress 'em, drop the banhammer already

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

ate all the Oreos posted:

comedy option: Yahoo buys twitter, causing it to collapse into a bad business decisions singularity
hmmm, need to mix hp into the mix for maximum business futility

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Shillary posted:

The problem with Twitter is they seem to care when their worst users when they say they'll go elsewhere if they change the service. gently caress 'em, drop the banhammer already

i'm p sure you can't get banned for anything on twitter except maybe impersonating someone and even that is dicey.

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?


Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

leftist heap posted:

i'm p sure you can't get banned for anything on twitter except maybe impersonating someone and even that is dicey.

they'll ban you right quick if you post a 3 second clip of an Olympics Summer Games event

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

rip vine
https://twitter.com/VictorPopeJr/status/791696408533282816

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
rip

https://vine.co/v/ha9xpnUdxpV

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

leftist heap posted:

i'm p sure you can't get banned for anything on twitter except maybe impersonating someone and even that is dicey.

they do put people onto double-secret probation, though. it's true, scott adams said so!

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

https://medium.com/@CrimeNoMore/vigilante-manifesto-e665696a4ebb#.aaf3fj5rm

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao holy gently caress please say this is satire

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

:bisonyes:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


guys I think you got the wrong message from watch____dogs

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

quote:

This information shows up on a map, so everyone can choose to avoid potential danger

yes, it's for avoiding danger. it's just called vigilante for branding

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010



sounds like a party

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

quote:

the nation saw an 11 percent increase in murders during 2015 — a larger jump than we’d seen in almost 50 years
right, violent crime's been going down for 5 decades or so and we're having to look at derivatives for our shock and horror numbers

can't wait until jerks are using the uptick in the decline of growth rate

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

JawnV6 posted:

right, violent crime's been going down for 5 decades or so and we're having to look at derivatives for our shock and horror numbers

can't wait until jerks are using the uptick in the decline of growth rate

not quite 5 decades, it peaked '91-'93

you should know this because Doom was released in 1993 and therefore videogame murder simulation is clearly responsible for the rapid drop in crime rate

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




really looking forward to the first time like 12 people show up to a shop lifting incident armed to the teeth

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

actually it was crack babies

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

JawnV6 posted:

right, violent crime's been going down for 5 decades or so and we're having to look at derivatives for our shock and horror numbers

can't wait until jerks are using the uptick in the decline of growth rate

no, you're talking about the second derivative. jerk is the third derivative.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Pinterest Mom posted:

no, you're talking about the second derivative. jerk is the third derivative.

i get it but i'm real lame so that's probably not a good thing

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

ate all the Oreos posted:

not quite 5 decades, it peaked '91-'93

you should know this because Doom was released in 1993 and therefore videogame murder simulation is clearly responsible for the rapid drop in crime rate
i thought it was lead and/or abortion, but that's a good one too

Pinterest Mom posted:

no, you're talking about the second derivative. jerk is the third derivative.
i thought i got there with 'rate' at the end?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


DroogAlert.app

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mr SuperAwesome posted:

RIP vines from cool black people

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



e: i bet thats why they shut it down. too many black people

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

ate all the Oreos posted:

i get it but i'm real lame so that's probably not a good thing

I'm cool and I got it

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Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008


l m a o

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